Uncle Jiu's Senior Brother

As I was walking and looking at the Republican style on the street, I saw a girl who was dressed very differently from the others on the street walking into a foreign goods store. The girl looked exactly like Qingqing, but her skin was whiter and her clothes were more Western. It was Ren Zhuzhu.

Lu Li followed him in. As soon as he entered the shop, he saw all kinds of Western clocks and Western and Southeast Asian goods hanging inside. Ren Zhuzhu was discussing perfume and gouache with the proprietress who was selling goods.

Lu Li did not go over but looked at his pocket watch. It was a habit formed in his previous life that a watch was the most accurate way to tell time. He bought one for Uncle Jiu as well. Except for buying materials, Uncle Jiu was still trying to save money in other aspects. After all, there was such a big charity cemetery to maintain.

Holding two Omega pocket watches, Lu Li came to the counter and said, "Boss, how much are these two watches?"

Seeing the handsome young man in front of her, the lady boss spoke more enthusiastically: "Hey! Young man, you really know what's good. This is a new pocket watch, which my boss bought from a foreigner. I'll charge you 25 dollars for two watches."

Lu Li did not bargain and paid the money without hesitation. According to the modern exchange rate, one dollar is 200 yuan. Twenty-five thousand yuan is a good deal for two Omega watches, but in this era, a laborer only made three dollars a month, so twenty-five dollars was not cheap.

Ren Zhuzhu also looked at the young man in front of her curiously. It was the first time she saw such a heroic young man since she came back from Southeast Asia. He was wearing a white gown, without the rustic look of the people of the Republic of China in this era.

"You are really generous, young man. Welcome to come again next time." The two watches are also big business for the proprietress.

At this time, two young men in formal attire came in from the door. They were the brothers Ah Hao and Ah Qiang. Ah Hao's eyes lit up when he saw Ren Zhuzhu, and he wanted to come over to get close to her. When he saw Lu Li standing next to him, he felt a little ashamed of himself.

The two looked at each other and wanted to use some tricks. Ah Hao attracted attention, and Ah Qiang took out a talisman and stuck it on Lu Li's back. Feeling something strange behind him, Lu Li smiled secretly, "You asked for this."

After the two of them went out, A Qiang chanted a spell to control Lu Li, and felt a faint magical power coming from the talisman on his back. Lu Li shook his head, thinking that his level of Taoism was far inferior to Qiu Sheng.

He immediately used his magic power to rush into the talisman and took the initiative. A Qiang outside was immediately controlled by Lu Li. He recited a spell secretly, and A Qiang outside began to chase and beat A Hao. Lu Li stood at the door of the store and watched the two of them fighting each other with Ren Zhuzhu until they were bruised and swollen before he withdrew his magic power.

Because Ah Hao missed the chance to talk to Ren Zhuzhu in the Western store, Ren Zhuzhu had even less impression of Ah Hao. And then he met such an outstanding man like Lu Li. Lu Li guessed that these two brothers would not have to go to San Francisco to work illegally in the future.

In the next few days, Lu Li watched the three masters and apprentices make all kinds of jokes because of catching zombies. Without Ren Zhuzhu's pocket watch music to attract them, the three of them accidentally discovered that Old Master Ren would be attracted by the music, but even so, they still failed to catch Old Master Ren, and Ah Hao was scratched by a zombie.

You have to know that Old Master Ren is immune to Taoism and sunlight, Master Mamadi is incompetent and unreliable, Aqiang is honest and simple, without so many tricks, and Ahao is lazy and lustful, not paying attention to his work. He dreams of having two meals a day and sex at night, and he has lost his virginity at a young age. It is estimated that his early stage of Taoism and Qi training in this life is over.

In the original plot, he hooked up with Ren Zhuzhu and ran to San Francisco, bringing Aqiang with him, wanting to dig for gold. The estimated ending was that he was sent to work as a laborer in a black mine. During this period, the consequences for Chinese people living abroad who had no ability and money were very miserable.

On this day, because of their failure in catching zombies, Mamadi, the master and his apprentice were tied up and shot at the execution ground. Knowing that Uncle Jiu would definitely show up, Lu Li also made finger gestures to prevent any accidents.

When they were about to be executed by firing squad, three arrows were shot from the hillside behind and hit the wooden stakes behind the three people. Lu Li knew that Uncle Jiu's family was about to show up.

The patrol captain looked at the sky.

"preparation"

"shot"

Pah, pah, pah, a few gunshots rang out. The three of them opened their eyes and found that they were not dead, and they burst into tears of joy.

Uncle Jiu also flew out from behind with a Taoist umbrella and landed in the execution ground. He put the two umbrellas upright on the ground, lit the talisman, and shone the Bagua mirror at the soldiers. All the soldiers were immediately controlled. He pointed at the Taoist umbrellas and

“Divided into two groups”

The soldiers began to circle around the umbrella.

"Uncle Master," A Qiang shouted immediately.

“Who is that?” the mayor and the local gentry who were watching from the surrounding area asked.

"Who are you, you evil Taoist? How dare you perform magic in front of me?" Captain Cao pointed his gun at Uncle Jiu and said.

Uncle Jiu made a gesture with his fingers, raised two fingers and pointed them at his temple. Immediately, Captain Cao pointed the gun in his right hand at his head.

The mayor was terrified.

"Mr. Mayor, please listen to what I have to say." Uncle Jiu said

"Ah, who are you?" The soldiers were of no use and the mayor was powerless.

"You can tell who I am by looking at my outfit. I have been investigating this matter for a long time. In short, the zombie issue is my responsibility. Please, mayor, let them go. Is that okay?" Uncle Jiu didn't want to force his will.

"Okay, just give them one more chance." The mayor agreed after looking at the controlled soldiers.

"Then I'll take them away, Mayor."

"Well, well, then you can take them away." The mayor sighed.

"Let's go." After saying that, he untied Mamadi and his disciples.

"Master, Master, what should we do then?" Captain Cao shouted hurriedly.

Uncle Jiu drew a talisman with his foot, and after a few finger gestures, everyone felt that they could move.

Captain Cao quickly gathered the soldiers and returned to the township office, never to underestimate these Taoist priests again. Seeing that Mamadi and the others were fine, Lu Li saw Uncle Jiu show up and chased after him.

Back in town, the mayor arranged a place for Uncle Jiu and his friends to stay, and prepared a table of food to comfort Uncle Jiu and his friends. He hoped that Uncle Jiu could catch the zombies as soon as possible. The Ren family also sent Ren Zhuzhu to see if Uncle Jiu and his friends needed anything. They hoped that Old Master Ren would be buried in peace as soon as possible.

Ah Qiang comforted Ren Zhuzhu, "Don't worry. Haven't you seen how tall and mighty my uncle is? With him here, we can definitely wipe out all the monsters. No problem."

"Oh, you little brat, who gives you money to spend? You are talking nonsense here. I tell you, don't think you have found a treasure." Mom felt embarrassed and said with all her might.

At this time, Ah Hao came down the stairs, his face dark and weak. Ah Hao's arm was scratched by Old Master Ren and it has never healed.

Seeing Ah Hao's look, Ah Qiang said, "Oh, that's terrible. There's another zombie."

Ah Hao stretched out his hand and weakly hit Ah Qiang.

Looking at Aqiang, his mother said in a daze, "I asked you to fry the glutinous rice and apply it on his hands. Did you do it?"

"Yes," Aqiang replied.

"That's it, it's okay, it will be fine in two days." Mom said nonchalantly.

"Just follow what others say. Glutinous rice can cure lice, but it only treats the symptoms, not the root cause. Aqiang, after you finish your meal, go out and buy two and a half cents of cinnabar, five cents of shrimp powder, and three cents of golden grass. Grind them into powder and apply it on him, twice a day. He will be fine in three days." Uncle Jiu said as he walked downstairs.

"Thank you, uncle master." Ah Hao thanked him.

"Okay, okay, let's eat. If you don't want to eat, forget it." Mom was already hungry.

"Use serving chopsticks." Whenever he is with Mamadi, Uncle Jiu will prepare separate tableware. Few people can stand the way Mamadi eats.

"You're afraid that I have tuberculosis." Mom felt embarrassed.

"You have no common sense of hygiene at all, huh." Uncle Jiu took out the silver bowl and silver chopsticks that Lu Li bought for him from his bag.

Several people sat down and started to pick up food with serving chopsticks. Even Ren Zhuzhu felt that the atmosphere was weird.

After trying several times to pick up the food but failing, my mother was unhappy: "I am the only one who tolerates a weirdo like you who takes several hours to finish a meal."

"It's better than you not paying attention to hygiene." Uncle Jiu retorted

Seeing that the atmosphere was awkward, Ah Hao quickly coaxed his mother to pick up a chicken leg for him.

"No, it's not tasty." Mom rubbed her feet

Seeing the awkward atmosphere among them, Uncle Jiu said, "No need, just eat like this."

Mommy also quickly turned around and started eating. Seeing him spit out bones everywhere and pick his feet while eating, Uncle Jiu couldn't stand it anymore.