HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

In a daze, Jian Yu felt a bitter liquid poured into her mouth, making her want to vomit.

"Violation of school rules... expulsion..."

"First-year student...just enrolled..."

She felt two voices coming from beside her, speaking English which she half understood, and it was very noisy.

But her subconscious still captured the word "expulsion", which made her feel happy. She even struggled to open her eyes and found that she was no longer in the secret room, but in a white room full of beds, which seemed to be the school hospital.

She turned to look at the source of the sound.

But on the left side of her bed was a man with a hooked nose, a big black robe, and greasy hair as if he hadn't washed it for days. He was staring at her fiercely. She had no doubt that if looks could kill, she would have died hundreds of times.

She turned her head and looked to the right side of the bed. Oh, it was her principal, with a big white beard, still wearing a nightgown, and his blue eyes were full of scrutiny.

Unhygienic, doesn't feed pets... Now this is my impression of this principal.

She couldn't help but move her body to the left. Although the professor on the left also had greasy hair, at least there was a fresh medicinal smell, similar to that of a Chinese medicine store. Compared with the dirty principal on the right, she would rather choose the greasy head.

But in the eyes of Dumbledore and Snape, this was a sign that she was afraid of the amiable headmaster and would rather seek the protection of the greasy old bat.

The two of them looked as if they had eaten strange beans that smelled like booger.

If it were an ordinary student, Dumbledore would definitely tease this gloomy old fellow.

But now in front of them is an alcoholic freshman who, on the first day of school, used mysterious means to overcome all obstacles and break into the restricted area of ​​the fourth-floor corridor in an attempt to steal the Philosopher's Stone!

He had lived for more than a hundred years, and except for that man, he had never seen such a bold and presumptuous student!

Slytherin... stole the Philosopher's Stone... and was born in an orphanage... this is simply stacking buffs in his minefield!

Could it be that the dark forces have already infiltrated the freshmen who have not yet enrolled in school?

The thought made him feel sad and miserable.

On the other side his old colleague was already hissing and spewing venom:

"Perhaps the honorable Miss Jane feels that her performance at the Sorting Ceremony is not impressive enough. She needs to tour the castle at night on the first day of school, break into the restricted area and steal the Philosopher's Stone, so as to make herself famous throughout the school."

"Stupid, reckless, idiotic, I'm afraid your brain is full of slugs."

"What a pity! You are a student of my college, otherwise I would have proposed to the principal that you be expelled."

What? You want to fire yourself!

There is such a good thing in the world!

Although the dark professor in front of her liked to use many adjectives that Jian Yu couldn't understand, she was still able to keenly catch the word "expelled".

Look, this is the real professor!

Although he looks gloomy, he is very considerate!

Jian Yu's eyes immediately showed a hint of gratitude and hesitation.

What the hell is this look of gratitude?

Snape just felt extremely uncomfortable!

I just said that I wouldn't fire her, but this girl got so excited?

In his 32 years of life, he had never received such sincere affection from his students. It made him feel like ants were crawling all over his body.

Dumbledore on the other side also caught the interaction between the two, his blue eyes flickering:

"Child, I wonder if you would like to go to the principal's office to have a chat with an old man like me?"

Jian Yu understood what he said, and thought that Dumbledore wanted to take her to the principal's office to discuss expulsion.

It’s just a formality, it’s the same in any school!

She nodded happily and got out of bed.

Ugh... Oops! I still feel dizzy and can't stand steadily!

Before she fell, she grabbed the black robe in front of her. With a "swish", the crisp sound of cloth tearing was heard, and the hook-nosed professor's black robe was torn open from the waistline!

"Are you a troll?"

Snape's neck turned red with anger, and he fiercely pulled the piece of black cloth back from her hand.

"Ahem..." Jian Yu was a little embarrassed. Tearing a professor's coat into pieces was not part of her plan.

She had not expected the robe to be of such poor quality. She decided to order ten sets of black robes for the professor when she went to London and opened a Chinese medicine clinic!

But she doesn't know his name yet, how will she find him in the future?

So in the dim castle corridor, she asked the question that shocked everyone:

"What's your name?"

Snape's face was as black as charcoal. Today he was really enlightened. A Slytherin student, standing in front of him, caused so much trouble... and he didn't even know the name of her dean!

"Is your head full of splendor? I thought there were professors at the Sorting Ceremony. Or are your ears clogged with slugs, making you deaf?"

Jian Yu looked confused.

I don't understand why this professor starts using adjectives again.

"Okay Severus, let's talk about it when we get there. The portraits have been woken up." Dumbledore said.

He was afraid that he would laugh out loud if he continued listening. Watching the famous Professor Snape suffer a loss was a great amusement in his boring life as a headmaster.

Besides, students trespassing into restricted areas is a serious issue, and it is always inappropriate to smile in such situations.

Jian Yu understood that the professor's name was Severus.

They walked up a griffin-shaped spiral staircase and arrived at the door of the principal's office.

"Honey, sugar." Dumbledore spoke the command to an extremely ugly gargoyle at the door.

The door opened.

Jian Yu sat down on a chair and looked at the furnishings in the room.

The walls of the circular office were covered with portraits, and they were sleeping with their eyes closed in the frames. On the other side, the Sorting Hat was placed on a shelf, also snoring. A large golden-red bird, like a golden pheasant, heard the noise and slightly opened its eyelids on the shelf. It seemed very weak. The desk was filled with documents and a few quills.

What is even more eye-catching is the candy jar on the left table. It is filled with candies and chocolates of strange shapes, some of which are even jumping slightly inside.

"Child, would you like some cockroach pile? Fresh and delicious." Seeing that she was staring at the candy jar, Dumbledore took out some candy and invited her.

However, Jian Yu looked at him with extreme disdain.

Unhygienic, abusing pets, eating cockroaches... every single thing doesn't seem like something a good person would do.

Seeing Jian Yu shaking his head firmly, Dumbledore had to stuff it into his mouth regretfully.

"Well... let's talk about the restricted area." He crossed his fingers and looked at Jian Yu with his blue eyes. "Miss Jian, how did you pass those levels?"

Jian Yu understood again. This was a question about how she passed the test.

She fell into deep thought, wondering how to answer this question with her poor English.

After a while, she said simply: "Feed the dog."

No wonder the air smelled like dinner when they walked into the three-headed dog's room!

Dumbledore and Snape looked at each other. The three-headed dog's weakness is music. They would fall asleep when they heard music, but they had never thought of feeding the dog...such a magical operation!

Snape thought of something, took out a small bottle from his arms, poured out some powder, and observed it carefully.

"It is indeed the venom of the three-headed dog that corroded the devil vine."

"There are also new plants of the Aconitum family, which are the effects of saliva."

Being able to drive the three-headed dog to do things for her, perhaps Miss Jane has a talent for studying magical animals!

Now the two of them looked at her differently.

This new student... maybe Hufflepuff is the house she should go to. Dumbledore thought so.

"So that's how it is, kid. Helga will like you." His expression softened a lot, but his eyes were still scrutinizing. He then asked, "Then how do you open these doors without a key?"

Jian Yu pulled out his wand and placed it on the desk.

Dumbledore picked up the twisted wand in one hand. No, he preferred to call it a twist. Then he used his wand to cast several flashback spells on it, but the wand did not respond. Its core had indeed never emitted any spells.

Seeing the principal looking at the magic wand hesitantly, Jian Yu was very curious. Wasn't it just using the magic wand to make a master key? Why did it take so long to study it?

She slid down from the chair, walked forward, picked up the...magic wand, and began to force it - but was immediately stopped by the headmaster, who was looking at her with a complicated and distressed look.

"Kid, I have no intention of letting you drop out of school. Don't treat your half body like this."

He thought that Jian Yu had given up on herself under his questioning and wanted to break her wand and drop out of school.

However, the next scene made his half-moon glasses fall off.

The girl inserted the magic wand into the lock of his desk drawer, and with a "click", the lock opened.

"Oh... so that's how it is..." He took the wand again and flicked it twice. It seemed very flexible and could be twisted and bent at will without breaking under external force.

"Mahogany, kid, you are very suitable for Transfiguration spells." He discovered another talent of Jian Yu.

Dumbledore returned the wand to her and said in a gentler tone, "Then we only have two puzzles left. How did you get through the chessboard and potion levels?"

Jian Yu began to think again. She wanted to say that she was standing on the side of the white chess pieces on the right...How do you say the right side? Oh, right!

So she raised her head and said firmly to the principal: "I stand on the right white side!"

What! She actually has such a high level of awareness?

Dumbledore was very shocked that a freshman who had just entered the school could so firmly say that he stood on the side of the correct white wizards. He looked carefully at Jian Yu's eyes and could only see sincerity.

How could he erase such a pure heart?

Any distrust is harmful to children.

He didn't plan to ask any more questions. He was already over a hundred years old, and he should be more tolerant towards an eleven-year-old child.

"Good boy." He stood up, closed his eyes and took a long sigh, "I'm glad you have such an idea. But you are still a new student, and these should be borne by us adult wizards."

A rough big hand gently stroked Jian Yu's black hair.

"I know you came there to prove your courage and fearlessness. In fact, courage is not unique to Gryffindor. There have been many courageous Slytherins in history..."

"Besides, excessive courage and confidence will turn into recklessness and arrogance. If you hadn't thought of these methods, it is very likely that we would only find your body."

"For this, I have to deduct 100 points from Slytherin."

Dumbledore opened his eyes and looked at Snape. Sure enough, he was feeling cold because of the lost house points.

"Severus, please take Miss Jane back to rest."

He saw tears in Jian Yu's eyes again, and felt that the child might be frightened by his criticism and deduction of points, so he quickly comforted her: "You are an excellent child with precious character and talent, and you will achieve something."

No! I don’t care about this! The villain in Jian Yu’s heart was howling.

My plan to drop out of school has failed!

That red stone and her surprise were gone!

She couldn't help but shed lasagna tears, and the principal seemed a little reluctant and caught her another handful of cockroaches.

With a hand full of cockroaches, she cried even louder.

Snape snorted coldly, said "Follow me", threw his tattered black robe, and walked out the door.

He understood this type of Slytherins. They were all very good at pretending. They said one thing to one person and another thing to another person.

......

After the two of them left the door, Dumbledore couldn't calm down.

There were two things that disturbed his mood.

First, he had to lure the mastermind back again, and second, Jian Yu, the Slytherin.

He leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms over his chest, and said, "Perhaps, our division was too hasty..."

Love of adventure, courage, night wandering to prove himself... These traits appear in a Slytherin student, which makes him reflect on his past education and whether it has erased the nature of some people.

"Ugh--"

......

But Snape walked up the stairs menacingly with the troll in his eyes newly revitalized.

"Miss Jian." He was unwilling to even look at Jian Yu, and his voice was filled with anger.

He stopped at the door of the lounge, turned around neatly, and his black robe created a breeze.

"You'd better be careful with your words and actions, and don't act as reckless as those stupid lions. This will not bring any improvement to your situation in Slytherin."

Jian Yu raised her head and looked into Professor Snape's eyes, trying to read his emotions.

Indifferent, seemingly without any extra emotions...

"Pureblood!" The door to the lounge opened.

"Your dormitory is the innermost one." The black robe gradually went away.

Jian Yu scratched his head, trying to analyze and understand the meaning of the words.

"Slytherin...environment...improvement?"

Is he asking me to change Slytherin's environment? she thought.

I didn't expect that this professor looks cold but is actually a very environmentalist at heart.

She looked around the lounge. Outside the window was the bottom of a black lake, with schools of small fish and large octopuses swimming around. There was some wood burning in the fireplace, crackling. There was no lighting, and the room was very dim under the flickering candlelight.

No wonder she is asked to improve the environment!

It would be strange if you don't get cold legs and glaucoma if you read, do homework and chat in such a dark and damp place!

Since she accidentally tore someone's robe and couldn't drop out of school for the time being, she had to find a way to change Slytherin's environment and repay the dean.

But obviously not today... She was just too tired and needed a good night's sleep.