Another strategy? If the target is the enemy, then it's fine.

"Lu Yu'an, is he yin-yang to me?"

"Hey, Wen Wen, you actually complained?" Deng Feng's eyes widened unconsciously, as if he didn't expect Wen Wen to be so shameless. "Even if you tell Brother Lu, Brother Lu won't care about you."

Lu Yu'an stood between the two people. He swapped the mineral water in his hand with the green tea in Wen Wen's hand: "Drink mine, don't be angry."

"Did you see it?" Wen Wen proudly shook the bottle of mineral water in his hand at Deng Feng. "This is what Brother Lu gave me. He used the money you bought for him. He is more partial to me."

Deng Feng was so angry that he spat out the word "you" several times in a row. The two of them fought like elementary school students. Lu Yu'an couldn't help but knocked Wen Wen's head lightly: "Say less."

Lu Yu'an's force was not very strong and his movements were gentle, but Wen Wen didn't care whether Lu Yu'an's movements were gentle or not. What was important was that he really hit him.

He was a little bit incredulous, revealing an expression of being abandoned: "Brother Lu, why are you so nice to him? Why do you help him and not me?"

"Say less." After saying Wen Wen, Lu Yu'an turned around and asked Deng Feng: "Why do you always target him?"

Deng Feng curled his lips: "How could I always target him? Am I a vicious person?"

"Aren't you a very vicious person? I can feel your hostility towards me in my home." Wen Wen agreed with Deng Feng's targeting of him. "But it doesn't matter. My brother Lu is partial to me. Try targeting me again. Do you believe that my brother Lu will avenge me?"

"Brother Lu, look at him. He has a smug look on his face. Are you really going to be fooled by him?"

Wen Wen made a grinning expression, and Yang Guan wanted to laugh: "Aren't you two elementary school students? The elementary school students have started a battle. Let's see who wins, Wen Wen or Deng Feng?"

The dormitory head also smiled and said, "Why are you two still acting like children?"

Wen Wen said: "It's just because I have Brother Lu's favor, so I have nothing to fear, unlike some people."

Some people were immediately dissatisfied: "What do you mean? My brother Lu prefers me more, what do you mean?"

Before the two of them could exchange a few words, Deng Feng was pulled away by the dormitory head. Wen Wen was very close to Yang Guan, and he couldn't help but ask: "Why does Deng Feng look like he has been secretly in love with Lu Yu'an for a long time?"

Yang Guan was no longer surprised: "If you know him longer, you will find that he is like this. So the reason why he is hostile to you may be because you like Lu Yu'an. Don't mind it too much. His hostility towards you will slowly dissipate. I think you are quite interesting."

Wen Wen: "You should say I'm interesting, not fun. This is the first time I've heard someone use the word fun to describe someone. I think Deng Feng is actually... pretty cute."

Yang Guan: "??? Say it again, you said Deng Feng is cute?"

Wen Wen nodded and said, "Yes, I think he is very cute. If I can really be with Lu Yu'an in the future, he will be like our son."

Yang Guan: "...It's a good thing you didn't include me in this."

Wen Wen grinned, "Then I will definitely include you next time."

Yang Guan: “…”

"Brother Lu, Wen Wen bullied me again. You brought this man here, and you don't care about him?"

When Wen Wen and Yang Guan were talking just now, they deliberately lowered their voices. Lu Yu'an only heard a little bit. He thought it was a little funny: "Why do you speak up when you meet everyone?"

Wen Wen said, "No, Brother Lu, I treat you differently, and I treat you differently only. It's like I don't like drinking mineral water normally, but now Brother Lu gave me mineral water, so this bottle of water is worth gold in my heart. As long as it's water given to me by Brother Lu, I will regard it as of supreme value."

"You're talking nonsense again." Lu Yu'an was not surprised. "Tell me the truth, are you angry about what Deng Feng said about you today?"

"A little bit, but on second thought, it's just so-so. What he said wasn't actually malicious, and I always felt like he was like an elementary school student, not very intelligent. If I thought so before, now I just think it's funny."

"That's good." Lu Yu'an said, secretly slipping a candy to Wen Wen, "Just consider it as Deng Feng's apology. I'll tell him to be more careful next time."

Wen Wen was surprised and a little dissatisfied: "He was the one who said that to me, why did you come to apologize?"

"Didn't you just say that? Deng Feng is like my son. If my son makes a mistake, then as his father, I have to apologize for him."

Wen Wen: "...You heard all of this."

Wen Wen took the candy and said, "Thanks, Brother Lu. I have decided to accept your son's apology."

Wen Wen glanced at Deng Feng again and asked, "But... is Deng Feng really just a roommate to you? Why do I feel like he's being too servile?"

He didn't lower his voice on purpose when he said this. Deng Feng was being taught a lesson by the dormitory leader. He was immediately shocked when he heard this and said, "I am Brother Lu's most loyal lackey. Wen Wen, don't try to destroy our friendship!"

"I don't want to ruin your relationship, I just think you're too servile." Wen Wen said, "Are you also such a servile to your girlfriend?"

"That's different. My feelings for Brother Lu are known to all. To me, Brother Lu is the present and my girlfriend is the future. Brother Lu is my idol, my heaven and my earth. What's wrong with me being Brother Lu's lackey? Aren't you also a dog licking Brother Lu's?

"I am his licker, I admit it, isn't it Brother Lu's licker that conflicts with you? Why do you always target me?"

Deng Feng pursed his lips, seeming to find it difficult to speak: "You flatter Brother Lu so much, what if Brother Lu only remembers you? Then I can't be his lackey anymore."

Wen Wen really felt that Deng Feng was very simple, so simple that it was a little funny. He would tell everything he had in mind if you asked him a few questions.

He thought for a while and said, "I'm not an ordinary licker. I'm a licker who wants to be promoted. My definition is different from yours. For example, I like Brother Lu. Do you like him?"

"I like Brother Lu, too," Deng Feng answered without thinking. He realized the ambiguity of this sentence after he said it. "My liking for you is different from yours. My liking for you is admiration, which comes from liking an idol. But your liking for him is the kind that makes you want to climb into his bed. Can you and I be the same?"

"Hey, remember to leave the door open for me tonight." Wen Wen laughed, his tone was pure and kind, "I'll try to see if I can climb onto Brother Lu's bed tonight."

Lu Yuan: “…”

Deng Feng: “!!”

Yang Guan: “?”

008: "!! Yes, that's what the host does! You are awesome, host!"

Yang Guan secretly gave Wen Wen a thumbs up from behind: "Okay, Wen Wen, I'll leave a door for you tonight. If you succeed, we can be brothers from now on."

Wen Wen: "...Actually, we two don't necessarily have to be brothers."

Deng Feng was about to explode with rage. This was his stupid idea. "Wen Wen, you are disgusting, aren't you? Why would you want to do such a thing? Why did you help him, Yang Guan?"

Yang Guan shrugged: "So what? Who wouldn't do that? Besides, Brother Lu didn't care, so why are you angry?"

Deng Feng: “…”

Three elementary school students.

The dormitory leader held his forehead with his hand, somewhat helplessly: "That's enough, can you three just say less?"

Wen Wen had no objection and made an OK gesture: "Got it, got it, I have to leave first, Brother Lu, remember to eat on time, and you too."

Wen Wen didn't leave for long before he turned back and reminded him, "Brother Lu, remember to have dinner with me tonight. I will wait for you well. You must remember this. And goodbye to everyone."

Lu Yuan: "...Okay."

Yang Guan: "...Goodbye, Brother Sao. See you next time, Brother Sao."

Deng Feng: "...Hurry up, little licker."

Dormitory Head: "...Goodbye."

Seeing that the four people greeted him and said goodbye, Wen Wen left with satisfaction.

Wen Wen asked almost as soon as he walked out the door: "008008, calling 008, has your favorability increased today?"

"No."

Wen Wen was a little disappointed: "I bought him lunch today, doesn't he like me a little more?"

008 reminded: "Host, you talk too much nonsense."

Not long after he finished speaking, 008 suddenly fell silent for a while. Wen Wen was about to ask him if something had happened, but the mechanical voice rang again: "Congratulations to the host, your favorability score has increased by five."

Wen Wen: "...What's wrong with you? There's still a delay?"

008 was also puzzled: "After so many years, this is the first time I have encountered such a situation. I don't know if it is a bug. I will give you feedback later."

Wen Wen had just left. After Deng Feng confirmed that Wen Wen was not at the door, he immediately pulled open a bench and sat next to Yang Guan: "Can you imagine? That person just now was Wen Wen. I really can't imagine. Did he have plastic surgery?"

"No." Yang Guan and Wen Wen went to the same high school. Yang Guan had met Wen Wen a few times during high school. Wen Wen was tall, fair, and loved to laugh. He was dazzling in the sun. Even his girlfriend had praised him. "He looked like this before. I don't know what stimulated him after he entered college."

"He was really shocked. His transformation really scared me. Did you know that he was the ugliest person I had ever seen? If he had chased me before, I would have been scared to death."

Deng Feng expressed his best mood, and even compared himself with An He: "Brother Lu is the most handsome man I have ever seen, so he is the ugliest man I have ever seen, but I think he looks much better now. Can a face change a person so much?"

Wen Wen used to change his hair color every week. He tried red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and all the colors of the rainbow, but he would not dye it back to black. His daily makeup was mostly heavy. He didn't like to wear blush and liked to paint his face very white, which made him look like a person who had been dead for three days suddenly crawling out of the cemetery. He also painted his lips the same color as his hair, and wore ripped clothes and jeans every day.

"Wen Wen" single-handedly created a trend in the school, but of course no one understood this trend and no one followed it.