Another strategy? If the target is the enemy, then it's fine.
Chapter 35 Dog Legs
Because he was the only one who was saying bad things about Wen Wen just now.
Wen Wen handed the takeaway in his hand to Lu Yu'an. His smile faded a little, and was replaced by a blank expression: "Eat it yourself. I'm leaving now. I won't bother you anymore and say bad things about me."
"Didn't I just say a few words to you? Is it necessary for you to be so angry? Besides, I was only telling the truth." The more Deng Feng spoke, the more he realized that he was lacking in confidence.
"Do I need to apologize to you?" Wen Wen looked straight at Deng Feng. Wen Wen's eyes were round and not aggressive at all, but for some reason, Deng Feng was frightened by these eyes.
He always had the illusion that Wen Wen would make him bleed to death on the scene in the next second.
"I didn't say that." Deng Feng's voice was very low. "So what do you want from me? An apology or something?"
The war between the two people is about to break out.
Before anyone else could try to smooth things over, Wen Wen spoke up and offered a solution: "I don't need you to apologize. Every time you apologize, it's so perfunctory. I just need you to buy me a glass of water. I forgot to buy it just now. I'm a little thirsty. Thanks, kid."
Wen Wen's attitude changed very quickly, as if the anger just now was just pretend.
His action made everyone present a little surprised.
"You're just thirsty after all this time?"
Wen Wen didn't comment: "I'm too lazy to go downstairs. How about you go buy me a bottle of water?"
Deng Feng gritted his teeth and chose to agree. No matter how you look at it, it was his fault, he was unreasonable, and he was at a disadvantage.
After Deng Feng left, another boy said somewhat awkwardly: "Actually, Deng Feng is a very nice person."
Wen Wen nodded: "He looked nice and handsome when he came downstairs to buy me some water."
"..."
"Your requirements are so low?" Lu Yu'an asked.
"It's OK." Wen Wen said, "I think my requirements are quite high, but if it's Brother Lu, I can be unconditional and have no requirements."
Although he had witnessed Wen Wen say many similar things yesterday, Lu Yu'an was still a little uncomfortable with it.
He was silent for a while before asking, "What are you all doing standing at the door? Come in."
"No, there are so many people stealing takeouts in school recently. Wen Wen, why hasn't your takeout been stolen? I bought 5 takeouts this week, and 4 of them were stolen. There was also one that the other party left a note asking me why I slept so shabby. I won't steal it this time." When Yang Guan saw the takeout in Lu Yu'an's hand when he entered the door, he couldn't help but asked.
His words made another roommate laugh: "What kind of luck is that? Hahahahaha, you're going to make me laugh to death, man."
Wen Wen explained to him: "If you don't want your takeaway to be stolen, then you can be the one who steals the takeaway."
Wen Wen's words contained so much information that the dormitory fell into a strange silence again.
Yang Guan: “???”
Another roommate: “!!”
Lu Yuan: “…”
Seeing that the other two roommates really showed signs of believing it, Lu Yu'an chuckled: "Why are you teasing others again?"
The two roommates only realized that they were deceived by Wen Wen. Yang Guan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "How come you acted so realistically? I almost believed it. I was still wondering if I wanted to be friends with a takeaway thief like you, but now that I hear you're not me, I'm finally relieved."
"Haha, really?" Wen Wen also laughed, "I thought you all would think I was a bootlicker."
Among Lu Yu'an's roommates, except Deng Feng, the other two did not show any malice towards him. Instead, they were quite welcoming to him, which surprised him.
Wen Wen had already eaten in the dormitory, and now he was just delivering Lu Yu'an's portion to him and trying to improve his favorability.
There was no point in staying here, but he didn't choose to leave. While Lu Yu'an was going to the bathroom, he randomly grabbed someone and asked, "Do you know when Lu Yu'an's birthday is?"
"I don't know." Yang Guan asked him doubtfully, "Shouldn't you ask Brother Lu about this? We don't know either. You always call us on his birthday, but we don't keep track of time."
"Aren't you brothers? Don't you know his birthday?"
"We are brothers, right? Do brothers have to know each other's birthdays? Let me ask you one question, do you know your brother's birthday?"
Wen Wen was silent for a while, as if he couldn't count them either.
Seeing that he couldn't get any information from his brother, Wen Wen became discouraged and planned to ask the real person.
But all the surprises he wanted to prepare would be gone.
As soon as the main person came out of the toilet, he looked face to face with Wen Wen.
"Do you want to go to the bathroom?" Lu Yu'an asked.
"No, Brother Lu, I'm waiting for you." Wen Wen opened his mouth and spoke.
"..." Lu Yuan's expression was somewhat indescribable, "You are waiting for someone at the toilet door, what's wrong with you?"
"Maybe my love for you has gone deep into my bones and is incurable. My love for you is not like a leaf that will run away when the wind blows. My love for you is like thousands of gold stones that gather into a mountain. I will crush you until you can't breathe."
Lu Yu'an looked at him for a few seconds, then suddenly reached out and touched his forehead, then asked in a somewhat strange tone, "I don't think you have a fever, so why are you talking nonsense?"
Wen Wen: “…”
Yang Guan: “Hahahahahaha.”
Yang Guan: "Brother Lu, please give Wen Wen a chance. I feel like he will be broken after hearing what you said. He will be broken and you will be so cruel."
Wen Wen's mouth twitched: "I think you all are crazy."
Yang Guan: "What do you mean? Wen Wen, I am praising you, praising you in front of your male god, giving you extra points in front of your male god, why are you still talking about me like this?"
Yang Guan is shameless and can even speak without thinking.
After getting to know him, Wen Wen suddenly realized what an introverted boy he used to be.
Lu Yu'an was in a good mood. He curled the corners of his lips and looked at Wen Wen leisurely: "Are you going to break?"
"I'm going crazy." Wen Wen said expressionlessly, "From now on, my love for you will be like a surging river, and sooner or later I'll drown you."
Lu Yuan: “…”
008: "!!"
"Host, calm down. You must calm down. Look carefully at who is in front of you. You must stay calm. Don't get angry and take out a knife."
"Who is the person in front of me?" Wen Wen snorted coldly, "Has this person in front of me ever saved my life? Why should I lick him? Will licking him make me rich or something?"
"Yes, you are right. Licking him will make you rich. Come on, my dear host. You are only one step away from becoming rich."
Wen Wen: “…”
Lu Yu'an was not angry. He walked around Wen Wen to wash his hands and said calmly, "I thought you had encountered some problems recently."
Wen Wen's intuition told him that the second half of Lu Yu'an's sentence was definitely not simple. Although he didn't say it, Wen Wen felt that what he didn't say was -
"Otherwise, why did you go crazy again today?"
"I did encounter some things." Wen Wen admitted straightforwardly, "I suddenly realized that I might be a psychopath. Otherwise, how could I be standing here?"
This was the first time that Lu Yu'an met someone who said he was mentally ill. He hesitated for a few seconds and met Yang Guan's eyes. They exchanged glances and then tacitly focused their eyes on Wen Wen.
"Wen Wen, you're not having a problem, are you?" As Yang Guan was speaking, he had already started to search on his phone on the browser for a good mental hospital. He was very efficient and soon found the one with the highest rating and handed it to Wen Wen. "What do you think of this one? They all said the service attitude is pretty good too."
Wen Wen: “…”
"I think you're crazy too. Why don't we go to treatment together? That way you can have a companion."
"Then you should find someone else as your companion." Yang Guan refused without thinking, "I think Lu Yu'an is a good person, and you happen to like him, right? I think if you two go together, it will be more conducive to your recovery from your illness. What do you think?"
Wen Wen: “…”
Lu Yuan: “…”
Deng Feng was very efficient and came back shortly. When he came back, he brought back 5 different bottles of water.
He smiled at Lu Yu'an: "Brother Lu, I remember you don't like drinks, so I bought you some mineral water, do you want some?"
Lu Yu'an lowered his eyes, took the mineral water, and thanked him.
Deng Feng immediately replied in a silly way: "It's okay, no need to thank me, no need to thank me, Brother Lu wants to drink water, then I will definitely give it to you without hesitation."
Wen Wen was stunned for two seconds by his servile behavior. Wen Wen lowered his voice and asked Yang Guan beside him: "Why do I feel that he is more like Lu Yuan's licking dog than I am?"
Manager Yang was no longer surprised by this kind of scene: "I felt the same way at first. I thought Deng Feng liked Brother Lu, but later I found out that Deng Feng was very straight and even had a girlfriend. He was just a lackey of Lu Yu'an."
Although Wen Wen was puzzled, he chose to respect: "If you don't understand, just ask, did Lu Yu'an save his life?"
"Wen Wen, you've watched too many TV dramas." Yang Guan smiled mercilessly. When Wen Wen was a little surprised at his own wild imagination, Yang Guan continued: "But you are right, Lu Yu'an did save Deng Feng's life."
Wen Wen: "...Then why are you still laughing at me?"
“Is there a possibility that I am not laughing at you, but at what you said.”
Deng Feng bought 5 bottles of drinks, one for each person present. Since Wen Wen did not tell Deng Feng what drinks he wanted, Deng Feng bought them based on his mood.
When it was given to Wen Wen, Wen Wen looked at the green tea in his hand and didn't know whether he should smile or not.
There was a gloating smile in Deng Feng's eyes. Wen Wen felt that he did it on purpose, but he had no evidence.
Although he has no evidence, he will seek off-field assistance.
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