The Zerg Robot King

three days later.

Red electric ant: I'm sorry.

Black Spider: You finally realize you were wrong?

Red Electric Ant: I still don't think it's my fault, but the chieftain said I was wrong and I should apologize first.

Black Spider: You told Chief Shadow Ant about such a trivial matter?!

Red electric ant: I just don't understand.

Black Spider: ( &39;-&39; )ノ)`-&39; )

Black Spider: We're done!

Red Electric Ant: Don't delete my communication yet. If you do, it will be a hassle to add me back later for cooperation.

Black Spider: ...Give me a reason not to delete you.

Red Electric Ant: A new amusement park has opened in our city center. I'd like to invite you to go play there sometime.

Black Spider: Do you know how far apart the centers of the ant tribe and the spider tribe are?!

Red Electric Ant: For our next collaboration, I can have the clan leader specifically request you to come, and I'll treat you then.

Black Spider: Could this have been an idea from the Shadowless Ant Clan Chief? (?`~??)

Red electric ant: How did you know?

Red Electric Ant: The chief gave me two amusement park tickets and asked me to give you one.

Black Spider: <(｀^?)>

Black Spider: I'll reluctantly forgive you for the sake of Chief Shadowless Ant.

Black Spider: Remember to call the Blue Armor Spider too.

Red electric ant: Finally, you know how to care about others?

Black Spider: Of course, if I go to play, someone has to do the work and write the report.

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Feeling the pitying gazes of the crowd, the Blue-Armored Spider: ...

General Black Spider, I thought you were appreciating me, don't you have a conscience?

Crimson Spider: I feel like the deputy general I sent over isn't very bright. I'm a bit tired of it.

The Poison King Spider's opinion of the Blue-Armored Spider skyrocketed. This kid was much better than the Black Nether Spider. He'd promote him when they got back and make the Black Nether Spider his deputy! Let's see how cocky he gets now!

Saint Gu Armor silently looked at Purple Stem Armor: Are you sure this idle kid can really save Blue Step Armor?

Looking at the screen, Zijingjia said with a hint of helplessness: "Clan leader, perhaps capable people all have their own personalities. Please don't jump to conclusions too soon."

Why not just point it out and fix it? Golden Claw God often offered suggestions when he was around, so Mad Raging Gorilla couldn't quite understand: "Isn't this too irresponsible?"

The War Dragon Emperor tilted his head slightly: "Isn't this good? At least when we go out to play, we can still think about getting our work done."

Hu Shatian glanced back at him and laughed, "That's true. After all, even the Purple Dragon Beast can't get up early, let alone work."

The War Dragon Emperor silently looked at the Black Wolf Beast, who looked completely innocent: "Marshal, don't look at me! I don't know how they knew either!"

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Black Spider: This is infuriating! I just found out today that the Blue-Armored Spider's salary is higher than mine!

Black Spider: The clan leader is definitely targeting me!

Red Electric Ant: Most of your work is done by others, so shouldn't they get paid more?

Black Spider: But I'm a general, shouldn't this position be very valuable?

Red Electric Ant: Didn't you say before that the elders had secured a share of the profits from a mine for you? Perhaps the Poison King Spider Chieftain is feeling resentful.

Black Spider: But even so, he can't deduct my salary! I'm so poor!

Red Electric Ant: Doesn't that mine generate a lot of income every year? How can you spend so much?

Black Spider: Oh, I donated that to the orphanage.

Red electric ant: When did you become so generous?

Black Spider: Voice (sobbing: When I was little, I lived alone in an orphanage. I had no mother to love me, no father to care for me, I was always hungry and cold, and I was always bullied. The teachers even targeted me. I didn't even have a place to shelter from the wind and rain, sob sob sob...)

Red Electric Ant: ...How come I remember you were made to stand outside as punishment because you burned down the orphanage? You ended up kneeling at the gate and wailing, and passersby thought the orphanage was abusing children, and the director was almost killed by the falling debris.

Black Spider: Shut up!

Black Spider: Didn't I invest money to rebuild them?

Black Spider: Let's not bring up such sad things again!

Red Electric Ant: Okay, didn't you get over a million from that project last time? Did you donate that too?

Black Spider: Oh, that was donated to a nursing home.

Black Spider: The elder has been so good to me. It hurts me to see him getting older every day. I have to make plans for him in advance, and also for myself.

Black Spider: Oh, by the way, I know the director of that nursing home very well. If you ever need to retire there, I can recommend you. I can give you a 5% discount as a friend's price.

Red electric ants: There's no need for that.

Red electric ant: You're only 200 years old, and you're already thinking about retirement?

Black Spider: I feel like I'm under a lot of psychological pressure doing this job, and I age incredibly fast. I need to prepare in advance.

Red Electric Ant: Okay, even if that's not the case, I remember you said before that the old chieftain left you a black card, didn't he?

Black Spider: Oh, I donated that to the Wounded Soldiers Mutual Aid Foundation.

Black Spider: If I become disabled and am discharged from the army, they can give me free treatment there.

Black Spider: If you mention my name, I can give you a 30% discount.

Red Electric Ant: ...You've really thought of everything.

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"Black Spider is quite farsighted." Saint Gu Jia was amused by Poison King Spider's actions. How old is he, still so petty? No wonder this kid doesn't want to work. The wages he's paying him aren't even a fraction of what he pays Purple Stem Armor.

The Poison King Spider clearly sensed that the Holy Ancient Armor was mocking it, and sneered, "I don't need you to tell me what to do!"

For something that could be accomplished with a little money, Purple Stem Beetle was already calculating how much salary to offer to lure Black Shadow Spider over.

Seeing the Spider Clan's joke, the War Dragon Emperor temporarily put aside his plan to require the Purple Dragon Beast to get up at eight o'clock.

I never expected the dignified clan leader to be so stingy. No wonder he couldn't compete with those old men.

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Black Spider: I have to go on a business trip the day after tomorrow, and my return date is uncertain. Can you treat me to dinner tomorrow night?

Red Electric Ant: The Poisonous Spider Clan Chief dislikes you again and kicked you out?

Black Spider: Can't you wish me well for once?

Black Spider: That bastard Crimson Gold Spider pushed his task onto me.

Red Electric Ant: Oh, I know that. We just had a meeting yesterday.

Red Electric Ant: But if you don't want to go, you can just refuse.

Red Electric Ant: The leader didn't assign you any tasks in the first place. If it really comes down to it, even the Poison King Spider Chieftain can't say anything.

Black Spider: The clan leader said there will be a bonus this time.

Red electric ant: ?

Red Electric Ant: You donated money again?

Black Spider: Even if I had that much money, I wouldn't have that much kindness.

Black Spider: Besides, I have no money.

Black Spider: All my salary went to paying for that bastard's house renovation.

Red Electric Ant: You smashed his window again?

Black Spider: No, I blew up his gas pipes.

Red electric ant: ...

Red Electric Ant: If all else fails, just give up on targeting him.

Red Electric Ant: Otherwise, your salary wouldn't be enough for you to squander.

Black Spider: What do you mean I'm targeting him? It's clearly him targeting me!

Black Spider: I'm not talking to you anymore, you always drive me crazy!

Red Electric Ant: So, are we still going to eat dinner tomorrow night?

Black Spider: Eat!