The Zerg Robot King

"You're really good at this, stabbing me right in the heart is the only way to make it hurt."

"However, they got a bit arrogant later on."

"In my experience, once you start acting arrogantly, you'll be in trouble later."

The Purple Dragon Beast said seriously, "People like this will definitely hold grudges and do something big later. I suggest we seize the opportunity to kill them quickly, otherwise there will be endless troubles later."

Black Spider rubbed his forehead, looking quite troubled: "Do you think I didn't want to? It's just that he's too tough. He actually managed to crawl out of the crusher while stuck inside. Isn't that absurd!"

The Purple Dragon Beast's eyes widened in shock at the Black Spider's words: "I always thought the Black Spider was a kind-hearted person."

"I also thought this generation of wizards finally had a conscience. Judging from how he swore he would never swear an oath, I thought his moral character was at least two stories high."

He said sullenly, "Looks like we all misjudged each other."

"But then again, what good thing could someone be to be good friends with us?"

ShadowDragonmon, seeing PurpleDragonmon and Black Spider chatting so happily, got a little angry: "Brother!"

The Purple Dragon Beast realized what was happening and immediately switched sides, accusing, "You've gone too far!"

"How could you make fun of someone's younger brother!"

"I'm going to break off our friendship for three seconds!"

Then she turned to him gently and asked, "Little brother, would you like some cake?"

"I want to eat my fingers..."

The Purple Dragon Beast selectively ignores its surroundings: "Little brother is so good, big brother promises to make you a big cake~"

"Brother!" Shadow Dragon Beast turned away angrily, sulking.

Seeing that the Purple Dragon Beast wouldn't come to coax him, he even swung his tail at the Purple Dragon Beast's face.

"She's quite arrogant. Go and coax her."

"Why don't you go? My emotions are too volatile today, I can't take it anymore."

"Don't even try. You think you can fool me with your little schemes? Dream on."

"Yan Yan, you're heartless!"

General Crimson Spider kindly offered him a cake, but was mocked for bringing up his deceased brother. General Black Spider... how awful!

The Blue-Armored Spider found it hard to believe. The Black Shadow Spider had always been gentle and polite in front of him, so why was it so hostile to the Crimson Gold Spider General?

Poor General Red Gold Spider!

The Blue-Armored Spider recalled how it had fought desperately for General Black Spider and that dragon, and its feelings were very complicated.

The old story was brought up again, and the Crimson Spider clenched its fist.

The Poison King Spider was already mentally torturing the Black Shadow Spider: How dare you mock me! Say it to my face if you dare! I'll beat you to a pulp! Look at the old man's taste, he's really blind!

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Black Spider: Is there something wrong with this thing?! Are you trying to get me killed?!

Crimson Gold Spider: Hah—with the elders here, how dare I!

Black Spider: Stop pretending! It's the one you just tricked me into drinking!

Crimson Spider: Why didn't you refuse when the clan leader was here?

Black Spider: How am I supposed to know it's energy-gathering liquid when you poured it into the water glass?

Crimson Spider: That was given to you by the leader. Isn't it a good idea to develop your combat attributes?

Crimson Spider: Now your venom is no longer the weakest in the entire race.

Black Spider: Get lost!

Red Gold Spider: Sometimes I'm really curious, how have you survived until now? Even a child's venom is more potent than yours.

Red Gold Spider: If you ever had a fight with other kids when you were little, one bite from it would kill you.

Black Spider: Hmph, that's because I'm good at fighting.

Black Spider: You think you're so great? In the end, you'll still be my colleague.

Crimson Spider: ...Meeting you has already been the Waterloo of my career.

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“What did I tell you?” the Purple Dragon Beast declared confidently, “This is the consequence of not eradicating the problem at its root.”

"If you ever come to the Dragon Clan in the future, I will protect you."

"Fuck off!"

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Black Spider: Are you crazy?

Black Spider: The leader's task was clearly meant for you, so why are you passing it on to me?!

Crimson Spider: Didn't you hear the meeting just now?

Crimson Spider: Didn't the clan leader say that there's a 10 reward for successfully completing this business trip?

Crimson Spider: I gave it to you on purpose, so you can pay me back sooner.

Black Spider: (＾v＾)

Black Spider: Why should I pay back what I smashed with my own skills?

Crimson Spider: You have once again lowered the bar for my understanding of you.

Black Spider: Don't speak too soon.

Crimson Gold Spider: ...You can still break through?

midnight.

Crimson Spider: Black Spider! Do you dare confront me face to face?!

Black Spider: I wouldn't dare!

Black Spider: Isn't that what you said about paying back debts, a matter of course?

Black Spider: I did some serious self-reflection during the day, and I realized that it was indeed wrong not to repay debts.

Black Spider: But I don't have any cash on hand right now, so I'll just have to change your decor to a pure wasteland style tonight.

Black Spider: Please don't be ungrateful. You're disturbing the peace at night. You know you'll get complaints, right?

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Shadowdramon nestled in Shiryumon's arms, and Shiryumon gently rocked him like a child, looking at the chat history with considerable surprise: "So you only did this mission because of the reward."

"You should have told me sooner. We're good brothers, of course I would have helped you."

"But why didn't the Crimson Gold Spider reply afterwards? You're really driving me crazy!"

"Haha, look at his grumpy face, he's probably been taken in real life." Yan Yan couldn't stop laughing, finally she didn't have to suppress her emotions when watching other people's jokes.

Black Spider was in a very bad mood. Damn it, he had actually been tempted in the first place, and then he ran into this guy. Now the mission was unsuccessful, and he didn't even know if he would get the reward.

Poison King Spider: Forget about the bonus, I'll give you plenty of money.

"Another challenge is coming." The Purple Dragon Beast kicked the Black Spider: "Aren't you going to challenge me?"

"Is there a difference between winning and losing?" The Black Spider sat down directly.

"That's true."

The Purple Dragon Beast still had doubts: "But if you always make my brother go, aren't you afraid you won't be able to get out later?"

Are you sure you won't come back in once you leave?

The Purple Dragon Beast's soul trembled: "That's true."

Tiger Demon lowered his arm, suddenly feeling a sense of urgency.

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Red electric ant (the brother with the outward-leaning arm)

Black Spider: Why did you buy him a cake!

Black Spider: The latest model.

Black Spider: I asked you to help me get some before, but you said there were too many people and you wouldn't be able to get any!

Black Spider: You know perfectly well which bakery's cake I like best!

Black Spider: Are you deliberately trying to annoy me?!

Black Spider: Where are you? Speak!

The red electric ants didn't reply until evening.

Red Electric Ant: I didn't buy a cake for anyone, what are you talking about?

Black Spider: It took you so long to reply, are you hiding something?

Black Spider: Who else could it be? Crimson Gold Spider! Didn't I tell you he's my mortal enemy?!

Red Electric Ant: First of all, not all generals are as idle as you. I also have things to do during the day.

Red Electric Ant: Second, I didn't buy him a cake. It was a gift from him to express his gratitude after I helped the store manager chase away some thugs.

Black Spider: So what? You'd rather give it to him than give it to me!

Red Electric Ant: Third, I think the Crimson Gold Spider has good personal abilities. He helped me a lot during our collaboration some time ago, so I'm giving it to him as a token of my gratitude.

Black Spider: ...I'm breaking off all ties with you!

Red electric ant: Why? Did I do something wrong?

Black Spider: Before you drive me crazy, you have to get me a cake next week, and you have to pay for it!

Red electric ant: You wanted to eat it, so why should I pay for it?

Black Spider: Let's break off all ties now!