After a while, the eunuch discovered that there was fire burning on his butt. He was so scared by the sudden fire that he didn't know what to do!
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"Ah! There's a fire! There's a fire! The fire is behind my butt! The fire is burning my butt!" With a duck voice and not acting like a man, he hopped around like a duck and didn't know how to put out the fire. He just kept shouting "Fire...fire..."
It was so funny that Mingzhe covered his mouth and dared not laugh out loud, fearing that he would be discovered...
"I should have started a fire earlier. It would be much more fun without smearing that dog shit." Yang Yu didn't forget about the feces while making fun of the eunuch.
Perhaps the eunuch remembered that there was still water for washing his face in his room in the morning, so he rushed into his room without realizing that the door he had closed was now half-open.
Before I could put out the fire... accompanied by the sound of the door being pushed open, "Bang~~~"
A bucket placed on the door frame hit him on the head in a very clichéd way, and the water poured all over him in a very clichéd way. Then the bucket fell to the ground and spun around a few times before it came to a stop...
However, I thought it was water, but who knew that the fire would burn more and more fiercely after it was poured down, it turned out that it was lamp oil...
The eunuch had been so frightened by the fire that he was incoherent and couldn't even ask for help. Then he became even more dizzy when the bucket hit him on the head.
I just stared at the fire on my body getting more and more intense. Three eunuchs who I had informed in advance that the yard was on fire came in with buckets of water. When they saw that it was a person on fire, they poured the water directly on him...
The water was out, and his clothes were burnt black in the east and burnt in the west. The hair on his forehead was stuck to his face, and the hair on the back of his head was burned a little. His butt was the first to touch the fire, so the whole back was completely exposed, haha! The two smooth buttocks were shaking in the sun, and the three eunuchs were laughing. Only the main person was still standing there stupidly, not knowing what to do. At this time, the dog shit eater also came in.
Still wiping...
Still bah...
"Princess, I have finally found you." It turned out to be the popular eunuch Chen Gonggong beside the emperor. "Why are you here? This is the residence of the low-ranking eunuchs. Don't tarnish your status."
"Eunuchs are also human beings! They just have different social divisions of labor! There is no such thing as high or low status." In order to speak well of his master, did he forget that he is also a eunuch? Just with a higher status. "What do you want to talk to me about, Eunuch Chen?"
"The Emperor and the Empress knew you had entered the palace at noon, but they couldn't wait for you to go to the main hall, so they sent me out to look for you." Eunuch Chen was very nice to me. After all, I didn't treat him as a servant.
"Okay! Eunuch Chen, let's go together!" Although the joke with the two young eunuchs was not over yet, it was absolutely impossible to enter the palace without seeing the Emperor and the Empress, not to mention that they needed this "high-level" eunuch to come to see them in person!
I asked Yang Yu and Ji Ying to take Mingzhe back to Sanqiu Hall, and I went to Longteng Hall with Eunuch Chen.
After arriving at the main hall, Eunuch Chen was waiting outside the door. I went in alone and saw the emperor and empress sitting on the couch in the inner room. There was also a man sitting in front of them. I couldn't see him clearly because he had his back to me. The man must be some kind of meritorious official to be able to sit in front of the boss of the Lufeng Dynasty, otherwise the inner room of the main hall would not be allowed to be entered or exited by idle people, let alone be granted a seat.
"The Princess of Jin is here." The Queen called out with a smile when she saw me.
The person with his back to me stood up immediately and turned to face me when he heard me coming. He had a strange look in his eyes and did not greet me. Is he the elder of King Jin?
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, your daughter-in-law greets you." I knelt down and saluted. I would not kneel unless I had to or made a mistake. The knees of modern people are very precious!
"You still remember to pay your respects! You haven't come to pay your respects first in such a long time since you entered the palace. Where have you been?" The emperor said in a pretentious manner.
In fact, he treated me better than other princesses. Maybe he had never seen such an impolite daughter-in-law before! Or maybe my misconduct during the wedding and my two times of running away from home left him with a rebellious impression. He was impressed. Since I had never made any mistakes in terms of interests, he would naturally be more tolerant of me!
What's more, my husband is his most beloved and most trusted son.
"My daughter-in-law went to Sanqiu Hall to see Mingzhe." You can't tell anyone that you're teasing the little eunuch. If they knew the reason for the teasing, their lives would be in danger!
"Princess Jin, come and sit next to me." The Queen invited me to sit down.
I walked over and sat on the couch with the queen, but I couldn’t sit my whole butt in, I could only sit a little bit, I heard that this is also the rule...
"Princess Jin, look who this person in front of you is?" the emperor asked me after I sat down.
I looked up and saw that he had sat down again at the emperor's signal, staring at me, as if he was restraining something, but with no malice in his heart. Instead, he felt like I was some long-lost relative or friend of his.
But one thing is certain, I don’t know this person. I just don’t understand why the emperor would ask this, so I naturally have to answer carefully!
"Father, I don't seem to know this person, but he looks familiar." This answer is ambiguous. If it's someone I should know, I can say he looks familiar, but at worst I can just say I don't remember him...
"Haha! No wonder you didn't recognize me. We have been separated for fifteen years!" said the emperor with a smile.
What do you mean by fifteen years? I don’t understand. Fifteen years ago I was still in kindergarten at Modern Kindergarten!
"Xia Tong, look, this is my daughter-in-law, Princess Jin, your daughter."
When I heard this, my head went crazy. What?! He is Xia Tong? Didn't he disappear? How could he appear here? Then... then... then...
I saw Xia Tong looking at me with red eyes, tears welling up in his eyes and threatening to fall at any moment... He seemed to want to control his excitement at seeing his biological daughter, but he couldn't. After all, they had been separated for fifteen years, and in the days without a father, his daughter had grown up and became the Princess of Jin...
But what I thought was, fortunately, fortunately... fortunately, he had been missing for fifteen years, when his biological daughter was only four years old. I was right to say that I didn't know him, otherwise how could a daughter not know her biological father? It's time to spank him!
This man looked to be in his forties. Maybe his actual age was younger than that, but the vicissitudes on his face made people feel that his life experience might be full of stories. He had a dark complexion and a burly figure. He was about 175 cm tall. Just as I was trying to digest that he was Xia Tong...
"My child! ..."
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