Traveling through time and meeting fellow villagers, the secret code is right
Chapter 89 It seems that I need to teach you a lesson
It was a study room in the palace called Sanqiu Hall, which means "one seeks knowledge, two seeks to be a good person, and three seeks to cultivate one's character". It was originally a place for the children of the princes and the crown prince to study, but the emperor felt that there were not many grandchildren, and it would be difficult to see them if they were not studying in the palace. Therefore, all the grandchildren who followed the princes out of the palace were called back to the palace by the emperor to study. They had to go to the palace before dawn every day and could only return home in the afternoon!
When the family of three was almost done reminiscing about the past, I secretly winked at Mingzhe, and after my parents returned to their room, he ran to my room.
"Mingzhe, tell Aunt Qi if you were bullied in the palace?" I had a feeling that there was something wrong with the look in his eyes just now.
When he heard me ask him, the little guy lowered his head and didn't say anything.
"Tell Aunt Seven, and she promises not to tell your mother." He immediately raised his head when he heard me say that.
He asked cautiously, "Aunt Seven really didn't tell Mom and Dad?"
Sure enough, there was a problem. "Yes, don't tell them. Just tell Aunt Seven what happened."
He seemed to be unable to speak, "Yes... yes..."
"It's hard to say anything to Aunt Seven!" I encouraged him to continue.
"Someone scolded Mingzhe. Mingzhe knew that was not a nice thing to say and he didn't want to make his parents sad, so Aunt Qi must not say anything!"
What a sensible child! How dare someone scold Mingzhe!
"Aunt Seven promised that this is a secret between the two of us."
"The eunuchs mean that Mingzhe is a wild child!" Mingzhe's eyes were red with sadness when he mentioned the wild child...
Damn it! Seeing Mingzhe's eyes reddened, my heart ached!
"Which eunuch is this? Whose side is he from?!" I asked.
"Mingzhe doesn't know that they were waiting there when we were studying."
"That's the eunuch who served you in your studies." It seems that this dog slave needs to be taught a lesson. "Mingzhe, go and see where they live tomorrow. Aunt Qi will come to the palace to play with you tomorrow."
"Okay!" He was as happy as a monkey when he heard that I wanted to play with him.
"Mingzhe, apart from these two eunuchs, did the children who studied with you bully you?" I was still a little worried.
"No!" Mingzhe shook his head and replied.
After Mingzhe returned to the courtyard where they were temporarily staying, I called Yang Yu.
"Yang Yu, go find me some pig manure and dog shit."
Yang Yu was slightly stunned when she heard me say this, "Sister Princess, what are you looking for that for?"
"I give it to people to eat. If you don't want to eat it, go find someone else." I threatened him with a smile.
Yang Yu came over and asked, "Who's going to be unlucky again?"
"You'll know if you come with me to the palace tomorrow. Go ahead!" I kicked him and he dodged away.
The next day, when I woke up naturally, I went to the palace with Yang Yu and Ji Ying.
After entering the palace, he went straight to where Mingzhe was taking classes.
Mingzhe saw me and asked for leave from his teacher. I asked him which two they were and he pointed them out to me and told me where they lived. Not bad! He did a good job and found out the answer right away!
I waited in advance at the place where the eunuchs had to pass by on their way back to their residence at noon...
These are two young eunuchs who have been in the palace for a short time, no more than seventeen years old, one is short and the other is thin. I just want to teach them a lesson, but I don't want to hurt anyone. Otherwise, if I tell the queen directly, these two people will be beaten with at least fifty sticks. It's not easy to be beaten with sticks in the palace. If they deliberately fail to use the right amount of force, their lives will be gone!
I have quietly set up an ambush...
On the eunuch's way back to his residence, Yang Yu was busy doing something on the ground unwillingly, and he had to pay attention from time to time to see if he was discovered. A guard from Prince Jin's Mansion did not follow Princess Jin but ran to the eunuch's residence. If he was discovered, his PP might be in trouble. PP was coined by the princess's sister. She said that buttocks doesn't sound nice, so from now on, buttocks will be called PP.
Yang Yu pinched his nose with one hand and wiped the floor with a brush with the other hand, and he retched from time to time...
Finally, he finished wiping the poop and tied a rope under the threshold one meter in front of the toilet to trip up anyone who came.
Then he immediately slipped to the side to take a look. This was instructed by his sister the princess. It would be bad if he failed to catch the person he wanted to trick but a scapegoat came instead. He was asked to remind others to be careful to "slide" before the real person came!
When the get out of class was over, I took Mingzhe and Yang Yu to hide in the same place and waited for the "show to begin".
The shorter eunuch seemed to be in a hurry, and walked in front in a hurry. He looked around from time to time, perhaps he also felt that six eyes were staring at him!
Suddenly, I seemed to be tripped by something! …
With a bang, it fell...
"Ouch!"
Then...standing up... "Ah! Ah!! Ah!!!"
I saw the eunuch wiping his face and yelling "Pah, pah, pah" "Who did this?!!!"
I covered my mouth and laughed. Mingzhe didn't understand why, so I took him to the eunuch to see...
Haha! His forehead, his nose, his mouth, his chin, a large piece of clothes on his chest, and his two palms that were used to support the ground when he fell were all covered with feces...! [Ugh...]
Ha ha! ! !
That was a large area of pig feces and dog shit that had been evenly spread on the ground in advance!
"Jin... Princess Princess Jin, little... little prince." The eunuch felt that he was in such a miserable state that he was not fit to meet someone of noble status. He stood there wanting to wipe his poop, but felt that it would be rude. If he didn't wipe it, there would be poop accidentally stuck in his mouth, and when I wasn't paying attention, he was still trying to spit it out quietly. He couldn't help but wipe it with his hands, but the more he wiped, the more disgusting he felt, because his hands were also covered in poop. Yang Yu couldn't bear it any longer and ran to the back corner to vomit. He was already very uncomfortable when he was asked to wipe poop on the ground, and now he saw someone accidentally swallowed it, so he couldn't help but vomit.
Mingzhe's eyebrows were knitted together, and his mouth was split into a straight line...
I thought it was funny at first, but I felt disgusted by the end. I couldn't bear to watch it any more, so I quickly pulled Mingzhe away. It seemed that he was trying to make fun of others, but ended up making fun of himself. It was really disgusting to see him like that!
Hurry and run to see another eunuch...
Jiying, who was hiding in the corner, had his legs almost sore from squatting. When he saw the eunuch coming over, he immediately perked up and slowly followed the eunuch when he passed by, and quietly tied a rope dipped in lamp oil to the back of his clothes.
The further he walked, the longer the rope became. I watched carefully as the rope kept slipping out of my hands, and then the three of us arrived...
"Ah!" Jiying turned his head nervously, and was relieved when he saw it was us. The shout just now was made by him. He thought he was seen hiding in the eunuchs' residence in the harem... He was a little nervous for a moment. He regretted entering the palace with the princess. When he asked Yang Yu to prepare dog shit, he knew that nothing good was going to happen.
Mingzhe knew that I was venting my anger for him, and he followed me jogging excitedly all the way... Although he felt very disgusted just now, he felt very relieved.
When the eunuch was almost at the gate of the courtyard where he lived.
The rope caught fire...
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