The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo now really admires Princess Xin.

But she was very curious about something, [System, how much would the emperor's pants sell for outside? They should be more expensive than the prince's.]

Everyone became excited when they heard this question, and they were also very curious about it.

Even Emperor Xuande himself was very curious. He guessed that the price of his underpants would definitely be higher, after all, he was an emperor.

System: [No, no, no, your emperor's pants are not as expensive as the prince's. Your emperor's pants have three holes on a piece of cloth. I don't know how he made them.]

"Pfft!" Someone in the audience almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lin Mo's expression twitched wildly. Well, three holes on a piece of cloth, she definitely didn't think wrongly! Absolutely not!

The prince touched his buttocks. No matter how much he rubbed them, there would only be two holes on both sides of his buttocks. How did these three holes come about?

After the court session, Lin Mo and the system happily put the matter behind them, while the Emperor and Prince Xin went to look for their respective wives.

"The emperor only has a few pairs of pants left. We have to find an opportunity to buy him more." The queen and her concubines were holding a meeting in Fengyi Palace. If you didn't know, you would think they were holding a very important meeting.

Concubine De sighed and said, "But I can't bear to part with it. I don't even have a few pieces of good fabrics myself. You know the emperor's character. Basically, things that go into his hands can never come out. Every time he rewards me, the things he gives are his own calligraphy. Not only do they take up space, but they are also worthless."

Defei's words made all the concubines present sigh.

They really didn't expect that being a concubine would be able to reach this level. People outside might think that they are dressed in fine clothes and fed with delicious food and are served by others, but in fact, it is just a glamorous appearance.

As soon as Emperor Xuande came in, he heard his wives discussing how to develop his underwear business sustainably.

Emperor Xuande: ...You two were talking quite seriously, but you were reluctant to give me even a piece of cloth. You only want to take things out and don't want to go in, right?

"My beloved concubines are quite leisurely and elegant. I was wondering why there were fewer and fewer clothes recently. It turns out that they were taken away by my beloved concubines."

Emperor Xuande's sudden words scared the concubines.

Immediately afterwards, a large group of people knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me. We are just trying to supplement the family income," the Queen knelt in the front.

Emperor Xuande slammed his hand on the table and said angrily: "Then why didn't you tell me about this matter? How could you do such a profitable thing on your own?"

Concubines: ???

So it's this matter that you are angry about. No, Your Majesty, do you still know your own identity?

Eunuch Li bent down slightly and covered his face with his sleeves: Oh! How come the emperor is becoming more and more shameless!

When Prince Xin returned, he happened to see the princess settling accounts.

The princess just looked up and let him go play by himself.

Prince Xin: ...Why do I feel like you dislike me so much? We are husband and wife!

"I heard that you helped the ladies in the harem sell the emperor's pants," Prince Xin hesitated for a long time before saying this.

Princess Xin said without even looking up: "Yes, is there any problem?"

Prince Xin looked at his wife's face and said cautiously, "Well, aren't you afraid that your brother will blame you?"

Princess Xin pushed the big head next to her away and said calmly, "Don't worry, it won't happen. The Queen said that she will take care of everything."

"If you have nothing to do, take your son and daughter out for a walk. Don't bother me here. I still have some accounts to settle."

Prince Xin was pushed out of the room, and then the door slammed shut in front of him.

Prince Xin: ...Do I still have any status in this family?

He found that his status became lower and lower after his leg healed. The princess was relatively gentle to him before, but after his leg healed, she became much more cruel.

Alas, these days are so difficult!

Lin Mo and the system had no idea what was happening in the palace and the prince's mansion because they had gone to the streets to watch the show.

“Ahhhhhh! Stop chasing me! Stop chasing me! I stepped on your bone accidentally!”

Lin Mo was running wildly in front, holding up her coat, with a big yellow dog chasing her from behind.

What happened was that Lin Mo saw two middle-aged women arguing on her way home, so she squeezed into the crowd to watch the fight.

However, because of her small body, she was pushed away, and at the moment she fell, she kicked the bone of the dog next to her.

Then things became what they are now.

As for her two pigs, well, they abandoned their owner without hesitation and went their separate ways.

The system watched the fun and shouted: [Run, run, it's about to catch up with you! It's about to bite your ass! ]

Lin Mo was extremely agile. She quickly climbed up a big tree in front of her. At the moment when the dog was about to bite her, she successfully climbed up the tree.

[Oh my god! I didn't expect that eating melons would be so dangerous. The rake is so disloyal! ]

Lin Mo was hugging the tree trunk and panting. She had just used up all her strength and had never run so fast in her life.

The dog underground was still barking, and Lin silently pulled his legs upwards.

System: [Actually, you don’t have to be so scared. I can activate a protection mechanism for you, so that no matter how the dog bites you, you won’t feel any pain.]

Lin Mo: [Then everyone found me being bitten by a dog with no expression on my face. Is this normal?]

The two of them started chatting up there, and the dog below was really persistent, it really stayed there and wouldn't move.

Half an hour later, Lin Mo was lying on the tree with an extremely ugly expression: [Tongzi! What should I do if I want to poop? I really can't hold it anymore! Can you find a way to get rid of this dog? ]

The system thought about it, and then answered seriously: [Why don't you just take off your pants and poop? Didn't you say that dogs eat shit? You kicked its bones and now it's a good time to give it back. One meal for another.]

Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, then he yelled at the system in a somewhat frustrated manner: [Are you serious? You made me shit here in broad daylight! I have no shame left! ]

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng who were passing by: …

We were wondering why the voice sounded so familiar, and it turned out to be the Devil in the tree.

But it seems we came at a wrong time, why don’t we take another route.