The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

It seems that the matter of the top scholar later was also dealt with.

Lin Mo also listened to the system's explanation of the follow-up. When the top scholar returned home in glory, he went back secretly and happened to see his wife having an affair with his younger brother.

The crime of adultery was punishable by 50 lashes of the cane and exile, but the number one scholar finally softened his heart and only kicked his wife and brother out of the house.

He has achieved success and fame, but now he is alone. This is really sad.

Lin Mo was a little dissatisfied with this result. This result was not very satisfying!

"This person is too soft-hearted! They don't even treat you as a husband or a brother, why do you still care so much about them?"

The system also felt that this result was not good: [That’s right, these two people should be exiled! ]

However, they cannot interfere in other people's affairs. As long as he is satisfied, that's enough.

Lin Qi has now become a compiler in the Hanlin Academy and has to go to court with them every day.

"Brother, please carry me away when you come tomorrow. I have to stay up late tonight to read a storybook."

Lin Mo stood in front of his elder brother, looking up and speaking with a righteous look on his face.

Lin Qi took a deep breath and said speechlessly: "Can't you find an excuse that is more convincing to me, or at least make me feel better."

This person is too honest, so honest that it's a bit annoying.

Lin Mo thought for a few seconds, then said seriously: "Forget it, I don't think I've ever done anything serious. If I find a more serious excuse, you probably won't believe it, so I might as well tell you the truth."

"Anyway, remember to come see me tomorrow!"

After saying that, this person ran away happily, and you could hear her conversation with the system while she ran!

System: [Hurry up! There’s a new volume of the storybook “The Enchanted Young Master and the Pretty Fox” out. Buy it now! Let’s stay up late tonight and read it to it!]

Lin Mo: [I know, I know. I have already sent someone to buy it for me. Tonight is our carnival night!]

Lin Qi: ...

As a good court official, can't you read some serious books? I know that this book called "The Amorous Young Master and the Pretty Fox" is just some messed up stuff.

Lin Qi now seriously suspects that his sister's brain is not very smart because she reads these messy books.

That night, the man was wrapped in a quilt, reading a book with an obscene smile on his face.

System: [Your stories are really good! It’s better to be a good person. Life is colorful.]

Lin Mo sipped his saliva and said with a lecherous look: [Of course, being a human is good. I think I was born well in this life. If I could become a pig or a dog in this life, it would be too unlucky.]

The system is curious about what it would be like if she became a dog: [If you really become a dog, what would you do? ]

Lin Mo thought about it for a while, and then imagined the lives of those dogs. Tsk, it seems that their lives would not be very good.

[I guess I work hard every day just to survive. I can't even eat shit while it's hot, but dogs really do eat shit. ]

The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more disgusted he felt. If she really became a dog, then her nature would probably change as well. Eh~~, so disgusting.

Early the next morning, when Lin Qi came to find Lin Mo, he didn't see her in bed.

The maid outside the room reminded: "Master, please feel under the bed."

Lin Qi obediently touched under the bed, and he actually touched someone.

After dragging out the people below, Lin Qi really didn't know what to do with her.

He is covered in dust and has messy hair, but he is holding a storybook in his hand. But why does he never take off his clothes when he sleeps? Is it comfortable to sleep in court robes?

When Lin Qi carried Lin Mo out, Minister Lin turned his head away, pretending not to see it.

The father and son placed her in her wheelchair, and then the two of them got into the carriage themselves.

These two pigs are very smart now. As long as you put people on them, they will pull the cart by themselves, and they also know the road!

Other officials on their way to court were no longer surprised to see a pig pulling a wheelchair and someone sleeping soundly in the wheelchair.

Lin Mo was still not awake when he went to court.

The system was afraid that she would fall headfirst, so it decided to give her a big reveal.

[Don’t sleep, don’t sleep! I’ll tell you a big story to wake you up! ]

Everyone's attention was immediately aroused; they liked the way the system proactively delivered melons.

Lin Mo yawned, "Then hurry up and tell me. If you don't tell me, I really can't hold on any longer. I stayed up too late last night."

System: [This melon is the emperor’s melon! It happened recently! ]

The smile on Emperor Xuande's face was instantly retracted: Damn it! You're eating my melon again!

All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief. As long as it wasn’t theirs, they were glad. Thank you, Emperor, for sacrificing yourself!

The emperor's melon is a big melon no matter what. Lin Mo suddenly came to his senses and said, "Hurry up and tell me!"

The system said thiefily: [The emperor's pants were stolen! ]

Hearing this, everyone took a deep breath: Who is so perverted as to steal the emperor's pants! The emperor was already poor! These pants were contributed by them!

Lin Mo showed a meaningful smile at the corner of his mouth: [Hehehe, this might be another flower thief! No, he should be called a dragon thief! ]

The Crown Prince and the two princes looked at their father with pity in their eyes. The shorts they had worked so hard to get were gone again, so they decided to find a chance to send some more to their father.

Emperor Xuande: ...Who is sick? Why steal my underpants when there are so many other options?

System: [This pair of pants was not stolen by an outsider, but by the Queen and her concubines. Princess Xin visited the palace some time ago and talked to the concubines about how to make extra money. Then the Queen and the concubines had their brains lit up.]

[You concubines are quite harmonious. You all work together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money. That's amazing! ]

Emperor Xuande: !!! I was wondering why my pants are getting smaller and smaller! So this is why!

At least tell me about it! Let me join in!

Emperor Xuande was really regretful in his heart. He had thought about selling his underpants before but had never done it. He didn't expect that someone else would get there first, even though these people were his queen and concubines.

Everyone present hunched their necks and lowered their heads; the only sound that could be heard in the hall was heavy breathing.

Lin Mo's uninhibited laughter resounded throughout the hall, [Hahahahaha, are the ladies in the harem so fun? Then how do they sell these pants? Most people wouldn't dare to take this job.]

System: [That’s not right, so they asked Princess Xin to help sell it, and Princess Xin also took a 10% commission from the middle.]

Lin Mo now truly felt that Princess Xin was an extraordinary woman, a woman even more amazing than herself!

Prince Xin covered his face with his hands. How embarrassing! He said that the princess had suddenly become busy after returning from the palace some time ago. It turned out that she had taken on a new job.