The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

This was really embarrassing. Lin Mo touched his nose and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Dad, are you okay? I really didn't mean to scare you. I couldn't sleep last night and was afraid of being late for work the next day, so I thought of sleeping on the floor outside your door."

Everyone: ...What's the train of thought in your head? Is there any connection between being late for court and sleeping on the floor at the door?

Seeing everyone's puzzled expressions, Lin Mo explained awkwardly, "I just thought that when Dad gets up in the morning, he can wake me up and take me away. Isn't this the best of both worlds? Look, I've even changed into my court clothes."

When Minister Lin heard this, he touched his chest and his eyes turned black. "Nonsense! How can a girl like you do such a thing! If this matter gets out, will your reputation be ruined? I won't pursue it today because it's your first offense. If you do such a wicked thing again in the future, I'll show you how I'll deal with you!"

Lin Mo nodded quickly to show that he understood: [It seems that I can’t sleep on the floor at the door anymore. ]

System: [So you haven't given up the idea of ​​sleeping on the floor, right?]

The four members of the Lin family: ...

Lin Ran looked at her little sister and shook her head helplessly. Fortunately, she was a nuisance to her father now. If she were to take her little sister to integrate into the circle of noble ladies, she would really feel that her life would be bleak!

Their Lin family has been a family of nobles for generations, so how come they have a little sister who is so naughty? It is true that one cannot have an easy life, otherwise God will always send one or two bad things or bad people to you.

Lin Qi rolled up all the quilts and bedding at the door and asked what time it was.

Very good! It's time to go to court.

The whole family did not sleep well that night. The Lin family’s affairs spread quickly. After all, there were many people secretly watching their family.

"Hahaha! This little girl from the Lin family is so funny. What was she thinking of putting the mat in front of her parents' door? Isn't she afraid of scaring her parents to death?"

The emperor was listening to these things while being helped to dress. He had been in a bad mood when he woke up earlier, but now his mood suddenly improved.

Eunuch Li also had a big smile on his face. He replied, "I heard that Lord Xiaolin couldn't sleep at night and was afraid of being late for the morning court the next day, so he did this."

"The key is that she started snoring right after she fell asleep, and woke up Minister Lin and Madam Lin in the room. Minister Lin was almost frightened to death."

The more Emperor Xuande listened, the happier he became. This little girl from the Lin family was really a talent! This was the first time he had seen such an interesting person in all his years.

"Lin Mo is such an interesting person. How did Minister Lin, who is so conservative, raise such a daughter? No, when Minister Lin was young, he seemed to be quite shameless when he pursued Madam Lin. But he gradually became calm later on."

"If my three sons hadn't gotten married, I would have wanted her to be my daughter-in-law."

Eunuch Li: ...Your Majesty, are you serious?

Lady Kobayashi is a person who only wants the world to be in turmoil. If she really marries into the royal family, then the royal family will become a big stage. Whatever happens inside will be known to Lady Kobayashi, and basically the whole world will know about it as well.

By then, when you go to court every day, you will no longer listen to gossip about civil and military officials, but will listen to gossip exclusive to the royal family.

"You better behave yourself today, okay?"

Minister Lin took Lin Mo into the carriage, still muttering about her.

Lin Mo was in a state of emptiness. [I don’t want to listen to the bastard chanting! ]

Minister Lin: ...You are the bastard, your whole family are bastards!

No, this little bastard is his biological daughter, he can't scold her like that.

The coachman driving the carriage outside was almost laughing madly, this second young lady was so funny.

After finally arriving at the palace, Minister Lin felt for the first time the enthusiasm of his colleagues.

"Oh, Minister Lin is here, is Little Master Lin here? The Minister has given birth to a wonderful daughter!"

"That's right. I heard that the eldest son and daughter of the Shangshu's family are also outstanding. The Shangshu is so lucky."

"Why don't I have such good fortune? All the children I gave birth to are here to collect debts. Sigh, everyone has his own destiny."

Minister Lin: ...Are you all right? What's wrong with you so early in the morning?

I've worked with you for so many years, but this is the first time I see you being so enthusiastic towards me. You just want to hear gossip.

Lin Mo was very happy to chat with those adults, and he was completely at ease.

In a short while, she had gotten all the information about the adult she was chatting with, such as how many people were in the family, how many children the couple had, and what the family relationships were like. Her main point was concern.

System: [Host, host, stop asking. You've almost gotten rid of all my secrets. I think you've chosen the wrong career. You're more suited to being a gossipmonger. I was just chatting with you and you got all my family affairs out of me. Is that how you chat?]

After hearing what the system said, the adult realized something was wrong. Damn! He actually got all the family affairs out of him.

Lin Mo sighed in his heart, [They took the initiative to chat with me, you know what kind of personality I have, what's the point of chatting if it's not gossip. ]

[However, this gentleman is a nice person, but from his description he seems to be dominated by his wife. ]

The adult in the chat: !!! Don’t talk nonsense! How could I be a henpecked husband? I’m the head of the family!

I don't know how to describe the looks on the faces of the other officials who were listening with their ears pricked up.

And they didn't get close. Even if this girl from the Lin family didn't have that system, her ability to eat melons was still very impressive.

System: [Host, your ability is really amazing. You are worthy of being trained among the maids. The young ladies have been learning music, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood, but you have been carrying a small stool to listen to gossip since childhood.]

Lin Mo: [No, no, thank you for the compliment. Most of the rich girls in Beijing are good at playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I have to try something different so that I can show my difference.]

Everyone was speechless when they heard what he said.

It's different. It's really quite different. You hear gossips about people who are good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but you will never find a girl like this.

Minister Lin really wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it. It was so embarrassing! It was obviously the little bastard who was embarrassed, so why did he feel so embarrassed?

Why haven't you come to court yet? Why is time passing so slowly today?

Finally, when Minister Lin was about to collapse, Eunuch Li came to notify him to go to court.

Lin Mo: [So fast? It seems like we just arrived. ]

Minister Lin: Hurry up, my ass!