The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

That night, Emperor Xuande looked at the pile of underwear sent by his three sons and ministers with an embarrassed look on his face.

What a shame! What a shame!

Could that girl please stop eating his melons? Aren’t there enough melons for all the civil and military officials in the court to eat?

"Your Majesty, do you need to change the underwear you were wearing?" Eunuch Li lowered his head, trying hard to suppress the corners of his mouth.

But the emperor’s underwear is really unwearable. It can’t even cover his buttocks.

Emperor Xuande sighed and said helplessly: "Change it, it's already been delivered to me, it would be a waste if I don't want it." He was still a poor emperor.

However, after he raids the Prince of Qi's Palace and the General Protector's Palace, he might become a little richer.

Moreover, this system actually has a protection mechanism, which was discovered by people sent by the emperor to test.

At this moment in the Lin Mansion, all other courtyards had been closed, and only Lin Mo's courtyard had the lights on.

"Oh, tomorrow is another day when I don't want to go to work. I can't get up!" Lin Mo fell on the bed and read the storybook.

The system looked at her like this and asked in confusion: [Since you know you can't get up, why aren't you sleeping now? ]

Lin Mo sighed, turned over and got out of bed, poured a glass of water and said, "I can't sleep. Look, the night time is so beautiful, why waste it on sleeping."

"Besides, I got enough sleep during the day, so now is the time to be energetic."

System: ...Then it has nothing to say about this.

[I've checked the time for you now. It's two o'clock in the morning in modern time. If you don't go to bed now, you'll probably miss the morning court session.]

[It's okay to doze off secretly, but if you fall headfirst, that would be extremely embarrassing. ]

Lin Mo: ...

That's true. Since she can't sleep and has to go to work tomorrow, she has to find a way to have the best of both worlds, staying up late and getting up early tomorrow.

A quarter of an hour later, the system was speechless when it saw Lin Mo, who was hugging the quilt and pillow in an obscene manner.

[Where are you planning to take the quilt and pillow? That's the yard where your parents live. You don't want to take the quilt and pillow to sleep with your parents, do you? You are already such a grown-up, can you please be more sensible?]

Lin Mo: [Who said I was going to sleep with my dad? I just made a bed on the floor at their doorstep so that my dad could take me away when he got up.]

system:……

Servants on night watch: ...

No, why does it feel like the second young lady is becoming more and more abnormal? She went to her parents' doorstep in the middle of the night with her quilt and pillow to sleep on the floor! Is this something a normal person can think of?

Lin Mo prepared a comfortable bed for herself, and then lay down without any psychological burden. The system was now speechless with her.

Maybe it was because other people were sleeping soundly in their territory, Lin Mo fell asleep soon after he lay down, and started snoring soon after.

Minister Lin and Madam Lin inside were frowning because of the snoring. Madam Lin kicked Minister Lin under the bed.

"If you snore again, go sleep in the side room!"

Minister Lin sat on the ground, bewildered. "No, I'm not snoring! I'm awake and the snoring is still going on. How could it be me snoring?"

Minister Lin pushed his wife and said a little aggrievedly, "Madam, it's really not me who is snoring. Look, I'm awake and the snoring is still there. How could it be me who is snoring? Maybe it's the servant who is keeping watch."

Mrs. Lin got up from the bed in a daze and looked outside. "Go outside and remind them. If they are tired, let them go back and rest."

Snoring so late at night affects your sleep.

Minister Lin silently got up from the ground, walked to the door and opened it. However, the moment he opened the door, his pupils dilated instantly, and then he fell down with a thud.

"Sir!" the man who was keeping watch nearby exclaimed.

Lin Mo did not wake up at all due to the noise, but slept even more soundly.

Minister Lin was quickly carried to the bed, and someone was pinching his Ren Zhong acupoint to relieve his breathing. The room was bustling with activity.

The servants had to avoid stepping on someone at the door when going in and out, but that someone's sleeping quality was so good that once he fell asleep he was unshakable!

Lin Qi and Lin Ran also rushed over, and as soon as they arrived, they saw their annoying little sister lying at the door.

Lin Qi Lin Ran: ...

System: [I knew this would happen! What a lousy host! The Lin family is really miserable to have such a lousy daughter.]

Lin family:......

Lin's servants: ...

Actually, Minister Lin was fine, he was just very frightened. He recovered after a while.

"Is that thing awake yet?" He pointed at the door with a shaking hand and said, "Hurry up and wake her up! Is she trying to scare me and her mother to death by sleeping at my door so late at night?"

Lin Qi sighed and picked Lin Mo up from the ground.

My goodness, this annoying girl actually slept in her court dress. Is she planning to leave without even changing her clothes after waking up?

Lin Mo was still confused when he was pulled up by his eldest brother.

"Brother, what are you doing? I still have to go to court. Why are you disturbing my sleep now? Will you help me go to court later? Do you know that work is very tiring?"

Lin Qi gave her a slap on the face and said, "You are so tired from work, look at what you have done! Look how scared you made our father!"

"Why are you running to the door of your parents' room at night when you are not in your own room?"

Lin Mo suddenly woke up. Looking at her mother who was trying not to laugh, her father who was frowning, and her helpless brother and sister, she quickly asked the system in her mind: [What’s going on? Why are all the people here?]

The system replied helplessly: [It’s all because of your snoring. How can a girl like you snore like a donkey? Your parents were woken up by your snoring, and then your father opened the door and was frightened by you. ]

[Then the situation became like this. Although I don’t have any other hosts, I think you will be the worst host I have ever met.]

The tone of the system almost made the others unable to hold back their laughter. The servants lowered their heads one after another. Lin Qi and Lin Ran bit their lips and their shoulders trembled. Madam Lin wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. Minister Lin almost couldn't keep his stern face.

The speech of this system is really interesting, and the description is quite accurate. The snoring sounds like the bray of a donkey.