The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 320: Childhood: Lin Mo cheats on his father again
After a long inspection, the main system said confidently: "Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with you. I just forgot to add the voice module when I converted you. I will dismantle you and do it again."
Right away, the main system rolled up its sleeves and started dismantling the system.
The system was so frightened that it quickly ran outside: "I don't want it! I don't want it! If you don't understand, then I can learn. And I can go to a world where I can understand. I don't want to be dismantled!"
It doesn't remember whether it was painful when it was transformed, but it knows clearly that it would be painful if it were to be dismantled now.
The main system looked at the fleeing melon-eating system as if it were looking at a disobedient child. "Don't run away. I'm doing this for your own good. The languages of some worlds are really hard to understand. And without a voice module, you're a defective product. This won't do."
The system crashed and shouted: "I am willing to be a defective product! Money can't buy my willingness!"
At this moment, the funny system hiding in the corner of the door was trembling with fear.
This new melon-eating system has such a good relationship with the main system, and has always been following the main system and being taught personally by the main system. But the main system wants to dismantle it. Then it might be even more miserable!
No, no, hurry up and get to work. As long as it does its job better, it will have the capital to negotiate with the main system. Hurry up and get to work, hurry up and collect energy, quickly!
The funny system came and went quietly, and at this moment, the melon-eating system finally dispelled the main system's idea after some twists and turns.
The main system looked at the disobedient small system in front of it and said earnestly: "Although you are the system I created and you are the most perfect in my heart, I am sorry for you for this accident. How about this, I will give you a break for a while so that you can improve your business ability and learn more about language skills."
"Other people have natural language modules, but you don't have one, so you have to work harder than others. There's nothing you can do about it. Who told you not to let me tear you down?"
System: ...Then I would rather work harder than be dismantled.
The system had gone through some thrilling twists and turns, and Lin Mo's side was no less troublesome.
"Don't chase me, don't chase me. Dad, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have painted on your face."
When Lin Mo was over five years old, he was really able to climb up the roof and take off the tiles. He was obviously very smart, but he just didn't want to learn.
Minister Lin finally managed to get her to his study to study, but he himself was too tired during this period and couldn't help but take a short rest in the study. When he woke up, there was no trace of that little bastard in the study.
He went out to look for someone, but every maid or servant he met on the way lowered their heads when they saw him and hurried away, making him look like some kind of monster.
Later, after he returned to his yard, his wife reminded him that there was something drawn on his face.
The eye sockets were painted black, the eyebrows were like two caterpillars, there were two spots of red paint on the cheeks, and a mustache was drawn under the nose.
He had never seen such a naughty girl in all his years of life. It was really rare in the world for a girl to be so naughty.
"If you run away again, I'll punish you for three days!"
During this period, Minister Lin's physical strength has been getting better day by day, his temper has been getting worse day by day, but his ability to accept things has been getting higher day by day.
Lin Mo ran so flexibly with his short legs, he was definitely a nimble little fat boy.
He can overcome all kinds of obstacles that adults cannot, and he is like a fish in water in the small garden.
Lin Qi, Lin Ran and Ji Qianhua were already used to watching this scene while sitting in the pavilion.
Lin Qi sighed and said while holding the book: "There has never been anyone like my little sister in our family. She is too naughty."
Lin Ran: "Who said it wasn't true? Daddy is such a steady person. In my impression, he was always tall and steady, but now he gets so angry at her that he jumps up and down at any time."
Ji Qianhua: "It's normal. I get mad at that little girl every day. All my monthly money goes to her."
As soon as he said this, the Lin brothers and sisters glared at him.
How dare you say that? If you hadn't always sent her so much food, would the little girl have become so fat?
She is still cute now, but if she continues to grow in this direction, she will definitely grow into a mountain.
There has never been a fat person in their family, and their family's looks are the best in the whole capital.
My little sister looks the most like daddy. If daddy's colleagues saw my little sister like this, they would definitely laugh at daddy.
Fortunately, this little bastard doesn't like to go out and attend gatherings of noble ladies and gentlemen, otherwise she would walk outside every day with a face exactly like her father's, a big belly and short legs, and her father's reputation would be ruined.
The three people sat in the pavilion and looked down as if they were watching a play. The scene below was indeed exciting.
Lin Mo is extremely agile and has strong anti-reconnaissance capabilities. She can tell how far away her father is from her just by listening to the sound. Because of her excellent anti-reconnaissance capabilities, she can always dodge danger at the last second before it arrives.
Minister Lin is also very powerful. He has the advantages of height and physical strength. No matter how Lin Mo hides, he is always under his nose. After all, from his perspective, all he sees is a small potato jumping up and down.
Finally, when Lin Mo was drilling into the rockery, her stomach got stuck.
Minister Lin sneered twice and approached step by step, "Run, why don't you run? You dare to draw on my face, why didn't you expect that you would be beaten?"
Lin Mo tried hard to twist his little butt to free himself, but it was all in vain.
Her head is now inside the rockery, with only her butt exposed outside. If daddy wants to beat her, he can just start.
After all, the butt is stuck there, fat and round and very eye-catching.
Minister Lin did slap him, but the force was not very strong and it just made a loud noise.
"You little bastard, you don't even know how to find a good place to escape. What are you going to do if you run for your life in danger? Someone can just stab you with a knife, and the knife will go through your buttocks."
Lin Mo's anus tightened when he heard this. How could this be so scary?
"Dad, I know I was wrong, but I'll let you paint on your face, okay? You can paint anything."
Minister Lin got angry again. Is this a problem with painting? It's a problem with the ink that can't be washed off!
He didn't expect that this product could spread so well on his face and have such strong adhesion. He had washed it several times but there were still obvious marks on his face.
Especially the two red spots on his cheeks, his wife couldn't help laughing every time she looked at him. He didn't want to leave such an impression on his wife in the future.
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