The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The system has run through several worlds. At first it thought it was fun, but later it felt that its three views had slowly collapsed.

Although it has become a system now, it was a human being after all before, and the three views of a human being have penetrated deeply into its soul.

Each world has its own characteristics, and it really cannot accept the characteristics of a new world.

Finally, the system found a world similar to the ancient times, and it found an old lady who was particularly fond of gossip.

It will definitely give you more energy if you follow the aunties to eat melons. After all, aunties are a special kind of fighting force in this world.

After selecting the right candidates, the next step is to bind them.

It has completely thrown aside the girl mentioned by the main system. Anyway, it has not found a girl it likes so far.

When the aunt returned home and was cooking in the kitchen, the system appeared.

[I am the melon-eating system. Do you want to bind with me? ]

The old lady was stunned for a second, then her expression slowly turned into one of fear. Then she screamed and rushed out, "Ghost! There's a ghost in broad daylight!"

The system was also startled: [Ghost! Don't run away if there is a ghost! Don't leave me here alone! I'm scared~. ]

As he was talking, the system ran away. Ghosts should only follow people with physical bodies. Since it has no physical body, ghosts should not be able to detect it.

The system was so scared that it didn't dare to go out at night. Maybe there really are ghosts in this world, otherwise why would this old lady be so frightened.

At this moment, the old lady found her husband and started telling him what happened in the kitchen.

"You have to believe me, there really is a ghost! It even talked to me while I was cooking in the kitchen!"

The aunt's husband was annoyed and felt that his wife was embarrassing him. "Where did this ghost come from? Don't scare yourself. I'm still doing business outside. How can I hold my head up in front of my friends when you rush over like this?"

The aunt was really getting anxious. Why didn't he believe it?

"You must believe me. Don't you know what kind of person I am? Why would I make up such a thing to lie to you?"

The system had also followed, and watching the couple quarrel, it couldn't help but say: [I was in the kitchen just now, and I didn't see any ghosts. ]

As soon as it finished saying this, the couple's bodies suddenly froze, and then they collapsed and ran outside screaming.

"Ghost! There really is a ghost! Grandma Zhao, come and save me!"

System: ...suddenly I seem to know who the ghost they are talking about is.

No, it was actually mistaken for a ghost? Does this person have good taste?

The system completely missed a point. Logically speaking, the only person it marked was the old lady, and only she could hear what it said.

But the old lady's husband also heard what it said, so he was scared like this.

It’s just that the system now only remembers being angry and completely ignores this point.

After a while, an old lady with a cane came in with the couple.

After the old lady's weird operations, the system became sleepy.

It seems that I can’t find the right person in this world. If I treat anyone casually, I might think he or she is a ghost. I should change to another world.

After returning, the system complained to the main system.

"Master system, how can you let me bind myself to someone? This ancient world is very superstitious. When I show up, everyone thinks I'm a ghost. How can I find someone to bind myself to?"

I don't know how the other systems are bound. It has been to several ancient worlds with the main system. It seems that those systems are doing pretty well, and the bound hosts also trust them very much. Why can't it find such a host?

The main system almost laughed to death while listening to its story. Why didn't such a thing happen to other systems?

Maybe at the beginning, the hosts might think that those systems were ghosts, but they were indeed bound to them.

This guy went out naked and came back naked, and was even subjected to a magic trick. Although this magic trick was useless to them, it seemed that Grandma Zhao did have some real skills.

"Oh my, I am dying of laughter. How come everything that happens to you is so funny? You are not a comedy system."

"It's a pity that the funny system is still there, otherwise I would have set you up as a funny system. You are talented in funny things."

The funny system that came to report on its work situation at this moment was so scared that it was almost garbled.

What does the main system mean by this? Do you want to destroy it?

Although it had been confused before and bewitched by the previous melon-eating system, it finally turned to the light!

Moreover, he has been working diligently since then, and has been named one of the top ten employees every year. His business level is higher than any other system.

The main system shouldn’t be so cruel, right?

The funny system now doesn't dare to enter at all. Why was it bewitched in the first place? It's all because the melon-eating system was so good at deceiving the system.

"You're still laughing. If you keep laughing I won't do the mission. None of the worlds I've traveled to are reliable."

"That orc world really scared me. They didn't even wear clothes, and I couldn't understand what they were saying." The system shuddered when it thought of that horrible world.

If a person is bound to that world, how can he work?

What kind of gossip is there in that world? Would we discuss whose bird is more majestic?

They are not wearing any clothes, and there is no need for others to gossip about it, as it can be seen at a glance.

Hearing this, the main system was stunned for a moment. Looking at the silly ball in front of it, the main system asked its own questions.

"That's impossible. The language of each world may be different. I remember that you have your own language module. When you go to a world, it will automatically load the language of that world. There is no such thing as not understanding it."

What is going on? Did he make a defective product? This shouldn't be the case. This melon-eating system looks quite normal.

The system is also confused now. Is this how it is?

No wonder it had to spend time learning the language of every world it visited. It thought this was normal, but it really didn't understand the language of the orc world. It could still guess at the language of the other worlds, at least they were spoken by humans.

It turned out that there was something wrong with its voice module.

"Come here quickly so I can check you out. You are a system that I transformed myself, so you should be the most perfect one."

While being checked, the system asked a fatal question: "Master system, have you converted other systems before me?"

Main System: "Of course not. Am I someone who can do something so easily? Something that can make me do something must be a big deal. You are the first system I converted, and you are definitely the most perfect one!"

System: ...Is it really the most perfect one? Then why can’t I even understand what others say?