The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

All the officials in the court, including the emperor, were brainwashed by this laughter.

Maybe it was so contagious that many people showed a sweet smile on their faces.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and everyone immediately reacted and continued to discuss.

Standing next to the prime minister were the crown prince and two princes. The three of them turned their heads and stared at the prime minister's mouth without moving.

Prime Minister: ...You three are crazy! Is it polite to stare at someone's mouth like that?

I really committed a sin. I was stared at in the mouth by three men. I have never encountered such a thing in my life. The key is that I can't say anything or curse. The status of these three men is higher than mine.

"My Lord Prime Minister, why don't you open your mouth and let us take a look? We can also tell you where the leaf is," the second prince said in a low voice, with a cunning expression on his face.

Prime Minister: "...No, thank you, Your Highness."

"Your Majesty, the Western Regions want to seek our protection, so they sent a princess here to marry. I think it is not appropriate for a foreign woman to marry into the royal family."

An official talked about recent events. There have been frequent activities in the Western Regions recently, and wars have occurred repeatedly. The Western Regions want to seek asylum here, so they plan to send a princess here. This princess is the most beautiful woman there.

Lin Mo's attention was instantly drawn to it: [The legendary beauty from the Western Regions! System, did you hear that? A beauty from the Western Regions is coming! ]

Everyone: ...Excuse me, are you a woman? Why do you speak in such a vulgar tone in your heart?

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his sleeves. What a misfortune for this family!

The system was also very excited: [The beauties in the Western Regions are all good at singing and dancing, and most of them are mixed-race, with big eyes, high noses, and long curly hair, they are super pretty! And this time they sent the most beautiful woman in the Western Regions! ]

The tone of the system is equally excited and obscene. It really is true that the system is like the master.

Everyone was originally quite cautious about this issue, but after being interrupted by the two of them, they suddenly felt that sending a woman over was not a big deal.

[However, this beauty from the Western Regions was not sent here just for marriage, she was sent here to cuckold the emperor! ]

The system's tone was particularly excited, in stark contrast to the emperor's gloomy face and the complicated expressions of the ministers.

Lin Mo didn't notice the expressions of other people. She was very curious about what this cuckolding thing the system was talking about was.

[Come on, tell me in detail what it means to be cuckolded by the emperor, and what is the secret of this most beautiful woman in the Western Regions! ]

Everyone tilted their ears to listen, and the emperor paid special attention, after all, this melon seemed to be somewhat related to him.

The system searched for a while, understood the whole story, and then said: [She came here pregnant! And the child is her half-brother's. ]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Incest! ]

Everyone present also gasped: Incest!

The system continued: [She came here with a mission. Because she is beautiful, the Western Regions want to offer her to your emperor. Even if the emperor doesn't take the bait, it doesn't matter. They have a secret medicine powder in the Western Regions. As long as the emperor gets a little bit of it, he will be infatuated. Then she can register the child in her belly! ]

Lin Mo suddenly wanted to knock open the Western Regions king's brain and take a look. You, who came here to seek asylum, actually dared to plot against the emperor. Are you sure there is nothing wrong with your brain?

Lin Mo: [Is there really nothing wrong with the brain of this King of the Western Regions? Is he sure he is here to seek asylum and not to attract hatred? ]

The civil and military officials also nodded in their hearts. This person is definitely here to attract hatred. How can you seek asylum in this way? I help you but you still cuckold me, right?

The emperor's heart is now extremely complicated, the kind of complexity that he doesn't know how to describe.

System: [The King of the Western Regions didn’t know that the princess was pregnant, otherwise he would not have sent her here. He sincerely wanted to seek help.]

[It's just that this princess and her brother have been together for a long time. ]

[This princess had been hiding her pregnancy since she knew it, but when she learned she was going to be sent here to marry a foreign prince, she was actually relieved and even planned to register her child here.]

Everyone knows what registering for a household registration means, but here it is called household registration.

Emperor Xuande touched his crown with his hand, hmm, it was yellow, not green.

The expressions on the faces of the Crown Prince and the two princes were also very complicated. If this princess really succeeded in registering them, then they would have an extra brother with no blood relationship.

Lin Mo didn't know what other people were thinking, but she felt that the emperor was miserable: [Alas, you should be more cautious when collecting beauties. Aren't there many good things in the Western Regions? Let them send some other good things. ]

[You can have any peppers, sweet potatoes, broad beans, sesame, cotton, etc. This is much more useful than a princess from the Western Regions. ]

When Lord Li heard this, he quickly wrote it down.

The expressions of all the civil and military officials as well as the emperor changed at once, as these things sounded like food.

System: [Yes, we can ask them to send more of these things over, and then plant all the seeds of these things. Wow, this is much more useful than any beautiful woman, and it can benefit the people! ]

Lord Li's pen is about to smoke from writing, and the emperor can hardly sit still any longer.

After the court session ended, the emperor kept some of his important officials. "You all heard what happened today, right? Everything was done according to what Lin Mo and the system said. That princess asked her to return the same way! She actually wanted me to wear a hat!"

"Write down everything that Lin Mo and the system said just now and tell the Western Region envoys. You can protect them, but you have to send these things over. Then send a few people to follow them and bring a copy of all the seeds that we don't have here!"

Lin Mo and the system didn't know how much turmoil their conversation had caused in the minds of the emperor and the civil and military officials.

After the meeting, Minister Lin returned home and looked at his daughter, who was grinning with a storybook in her hands. He was at a loss for words about the feeling in his heart.

You say this person is useless, but she is quite useful sometimes. You say she is quite useful, but look at her now, does she look like a useful person?

Lin Mo felt someone was watching her. When she looked up, she saw her father. Then she asked with a big white tooth, "Dad, why are you looking at me? Do you think I look particularly good today?"

Minister Lin was speechless. He shook his sleeves and left.

There was no need for him to just look at her here any longer, what a waste of time!