The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

During the three-day holiday, Lin Mo went out only on that afternoon. He spent the rest of the time in his room reading storybooks.

She has made the system like reading storybooks.

[Do you think this lady is mentally ill? Why does she have to run away with a poor scholar? This scholar doesn't seem to have any good qualities. He has studied for so many years and is still just a scholar. Why would a beautiful lady like him? ]

The system was almost going crazy looking at this storybook. This storybook was the most common type where a rich lady or a princess fell in love with a poor scholar.

Lin Mo looked at the unspeakable picture album in his hand, and answered its question with a sly smile on his face: [Because these vernacular novels are written by some scholars, they wrote what they most desired into the books, so the plot is like this. ]

System: [Tsk, that's annoying, I might as well go eat some melons! ]

[I said, aren't you going to sleep now? You have to get up early to go to work tomorrow. ]

The system was speechless when it saw Lin Mo's eyes almost glued to the album.

[I wonder why a girl likes to read these messy things? You can just read vernacular novels. Why do you read picture books like this? ]

In this era, girls generally won't touch this kind of album except for taking a look at it during the wedding night, okay?

Lin Mo slurped his saliva and said, "You don't understand. Besides, it's human nature for me to like beauty. You don't know how erotic the paintings in this album are, and how beautiful the characters are. The women in it are charming and passionate, and the men are suave and dashing. Although the scale of this album is a bit large, it still has a plot line. I think it's much better than those vernacular novels!"

It's really good! It has a story, a plot, beauties, and most importantly, meat! Lots of meat!

There are too many restrictions on reading in modern times. There are many things that cannot be written on the Internet and will be censored.

But in this era, there are not so many concerns. These picture albums can refresh your three views again and again, and those erotic novels can only be described in one word: amazing!

The system was basically speechless when seeing her drooling.

[Then you must hide the things well after you finish reading it. If your parents and older brothers and sisters find out, they will definitely give you a beating.]

Lin Mo is a guy who sometimes really wants to die on her own initiative. She just wants to eat melons but she has to kill herself on her own initiative, and it is impossible to stop her. The system is also helpless about her various behaviors.

Lin Mo was basically obsessed with it now, so he was perfunctory to the system's words, "I know, I know, I'll go to sleep after I finish reading this book."

Early the next morning, Minister Lin had Lin Mo carried out directly. When he was carried out, the man was still asleep.

Looking at this miserable daughter, Minister Lin's heart became calm.

"Put her in the carriage!"

The maids stuffed Lin Mo into the carriage while trying not to laugh.

I have never seen such a way of going to court. Every official who goes to court is dressed neatly and looks energetic, but the second young lady in their family is always drowsy or even sleepy every morning.

At this moment, all the officials in the palace were looking forward to it, searching for that petite figure.

Even Prince Xin came to court in a wheelchair. He was really curious about the rumored second daughter of the Lin family, Lady Xiao Lin.

"Your Highness, why are you here to attend court when your leg injury hasn't healed yet? Although the imperial physician has reattached your leg, if you don't rest well, you will easily suffer from sequelae."

"Yes, Your Majesty, there is no need to rush to attend court. There will be plenty of time in the future. The most important thing now is to take good care of your health."

Prince Xin had a gentle appearance. Men in their 30s were at their most attractive, but years of illness and fearful life had made him look several years older than his actual age.

Prince Xin smiled gently and said, "My legs are fine now, and I'm sitting in a wheelchair, so I don't need to move."

"I really want to meet the legendary Lady Kobayashi. You all described her as so amazing that my curiosity has been aroused. If I don't come and see her, I probably won't be able to sleep."

Speak of the devil and he will appear. As soon as Prince Xin finished his words, two people came over from afar. One of them was the familiar Minister Lin, but Minister Lin was holding someone in his hand.

It's the kind where someone is carried by the collar. You can tell who the person being carried is without having to think.

The system kept mumbling: [Wake up, wake up, wake up! We have arrived at the palace! ]

Minister Lin held Lin Mo with an expressionless face, trying hard to ignore everyone's glances.

Prince Xin, who saw this scene, said: "...This Lord Xiaolin is really extraordinary! He dares to sleep like this even in the palace."

Finally, when Eunuch Li came to announce the start of the morning court session, Lin Mo woke up.

The first half of the morning court was still so boring. The emperor first showed concern for Prince Xin, and then started to go through the procedures.

Soon the civil and military officials in the court started arguing.

Lin Mo: [Why do I feel more and more that the quarrels between these imperial officials are no different from those shrews on the street? The only difference is that they pull each other's hair. ]

When the civil and military officials heard this, they almost choked on their own saliva.

What do you mean they are no different from those shrews on the street! They are discussing national affairs! Not just trivial matters!

System: [I think so too. Look at the prime minister's teeth in front. Tsk tsk tsk, the vegetable leaves are still stuck on them. Is he planning to keep them for lunch? ]

"puff!"

Lord Li, who was taking notes beside Lin Mo, almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but he managed to hold it back with all his strength, but his hands were shaking so much that he could hardly write.

The emperor even leaned over to look at the prime minister's mouth. He said, "Turn around quickly and let me take a look! Who wants to see the back of your head?"

The prime minister had turned around to confront another civil servant, but he immediately shut his mouth when he heard these words. The civil servant opposite him had a serious and fierce look on his face, but he lost his seriousness after hearing the system's words.

He wondered why there was a green spot on the prime minister's tooth. He thought the prime minister had an emerald tooth, but it turned out to be a vegetable leaf!

At this moment, all the civil and military officials secretly looked towards the prime minister's mouth. The prime minister was now scraping his teeth frantically with his tongue.

Lin Mo's laughter was like a 3D surround sound. Although she didn't move her mouth, everyone could hear her very contagious laughter.

All these hahahahahaha hit the prime minister's heart.