Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 99: Strolling Ballad
[Ying: So now only Jing Yuan is ruled out? ]
[Theresa: I didn't expect that the only legitimate disciple would be the first to be eliminated. It's really...]
【Jing Yuan: ......】
【Jing Yuan: Okay, stop talking. 】
[Silver Wolf: Aren... I've never seen him use a similar ability. ]
[Silver Wolf: Aren's fighting style doesn't seem to be one that focuses on technique.]
【edge:......】
【Kafka: That’s true.】
【March 7: So that leaves Su Shang and Yan Qing, right?】
[Su Chang: Uh... I am practicing the sword technique inherited from my family. I shouldn't be learning any other sword techniques, right?]
【Yanqing: So, the answer is me? 】
[Ying: I thought Jingliu was just talking nonsense when she said she would teach you well, but I didn't expect that she would actually go to Xianzhou to find you! ]
[Jingliu: I always keep my word.]
【Yanqing: ???】
[Fu Xuan: Jing Liu...did you dare to return to the Immortal Boat without permission? ]
[Live broadcast room: The free speech time is over, and the quick answer session begins! ]
【Congratulations to Hu Tao for winning the right to answer questions! 】
[Hu Tao: Oh my, is it my turn to take action? ]
[Hu Tao: Since everyone has analyzed the answers, I won’t be polite! ]
[Hu Tao: I choose C, Yan Qing! ]
[Live broadcast room: Congratulations to Hu Tao for answering correctly! ]
[Rewards will be distributed after today's video ends. 】
[Xing: Damn it, I didn’t get it again! ]
【Wendy: Damn it, I got it right on the first try! 】
【March 7: ? ? ?】
【March 7: @Wendy, what do you mean? 】
[Wendy: I want to watch those punishment role-playing videos! Isn’t it more interesting than the main film?]
【Theresa: It seems...indeed.】
[Live broadcast room: ...You guys made me laugh. ]
[Live broadcast room: Okay, stop talking about those useless things, it’s time for our music time which is only once every three days! ]
[Live Broadcast Room: The previous two times were all about the Collapse of Iron World, let’s try something new this time! ]
【Walnut: Great! 】
[Live broadcast: Since you have shown up, it is decided to be you! Walnut! ]
【walnut:??】
[The next song to be played is "Strolling Ballad"! ]
(Selected from "2024 Genshin Impact New Year Party", up master iKz_teapot, mysterious code BV1GZ421r7zk)
[Kumi: Wandering Ballad... is this the master's masterpiece? Like Qiuqiu Ballad? ]
[Hu Tao: This hall master is the representative of the dark doggerel poets of the alley school! ]
[March 7: The alley is dark... Is your identity as a poet so shady?]
【walnut:??】
[Hu Tao: This is about the style of the poem! Style! It's not about being shameful!]
[Xingqiu: I can prove this. Master Hu's poems are profound in their absurdity, rhythmic in their weirdness, easy to understand and read, and more catchy than ordinary poems.]
[Ying: Uh...translate, it means - on top? ]
【walnut:......】
The video started with a discussion among the people in the live broadcast room.
The red lining, black shorts and unbuttoned black coat, with a red plum blossom decoration on the belt, make Walnut look cute and playful.
He wore a Qiankun Tai Gua hat on his head and a pair of small sunglasses, and his strange plum blossom pupils were half covered, which made people want to find out more.
At this moment, I, Hu Tao, am the most handsome guy on this street!
[Ying: She is so pretty! ]
[Kiana: I seem to have heard this sentence not long ago...]
[Ying: Liyue, right? We don't need to stay in Mondstadt! Let's go, Paimon, let's go to Liyue! ]
【Wendy: ? ? 】
[Paimon: Traveler, wait a minute! We haven't finished our work in Mondstadt yet!]
[Ying: Don’t stop me! Give me to Hu Tao to boost sales! ]
【walnut:??】
[Kumi: That’s right... you don’t have to be so polite...]
In the video, Hu Tao is wearing new clothes and singing.
"Good day, walking in the streets~"
"Grab a few pieces of candy and fill your pockets~"
"Ow~"
【Ying: Ah~】
[Hu Tao: Don’t mention it, it sounds pretty nice! ]
[Hu Tao: I want to learn from you too. I will perform on stage with Xin Yan some other day!]
【Zhongli: Since the hall master has already prepared the program, then for that dance, should I...】
[Hu Tao: Learn from me! You must learn!]
[Hu Tao: Who do you think this hall master is working so hard to make money every day! ]
[Walnut: You still want to escape now? ]
[Walnut: Impossible, absolutely impossible! ]
In the video, the song continues.
As soon as Hu Tao stretched out her hand, Ying, Wendy and Xingqiu followed with golden eyes.
"Set up a banquet and invite two or three relatives and friends~"
"Peace in all directions, happiness in all five continents~"
"Ow~"
[Kaeya: No, wait, that Xingqiu is from Liyue, that’s easy to understand; Ying, a traveler from a foreign land, will go to Liyue sooner or later, that’s also acceptable.]
[Kaia: @Wendy, why are you joining in the fun?! ]
[Hu Tao: That’s right, you’re a god, why do you want to eat my food? ]
【Zhongli:......】
[Wendy: The song talks about entertaining friends and family! Maybe we will be friends in the future! Right, my good friend whom I have never met!]
[March 7: I remember you and Ara Taki Ichito were also good friends who had never met each other, right?]
【Wendy: I just love making friends! 】
[Kaeya: To get this meal for free, you really...]
No shame!
Unfortunately, Kaeya eventually remembered Venti's identity as the God of Wind and did not say the rest.
【walnut:......】
[Wendy: Well, as the God of Wind, am I also considered a distinguished guest? ]
【Wendy: So, your guest program, is it...】
[Zhongli:? ? ? 】
【Walnut: 6.】
The song goes on.
Walnut was walking alone on the road holding a lantern. Not far away, a white, chubby little ghost was jumping around with a smile on his face. Walnut reached out and grabbed its little tail.
"Don't fall on your way home~"
"If you want to be brave, let's light the lamp~"
"Little devil in the distance, where are you going~"
"When I see injustice, I will roar~"
After letting the little ghost go, Walnut raised his hand and gave an order, asking the band to assemble!
Xingqiu holding the pipa, Yingmei playing the suona, Paimeng playing the cymbals, and Wendy playing the sanxian.
[Ying: Okay, I declare that Walnut Band has officially debuted! Everyone applaud! ]
【Xingqiu: No, I haven’t agreed yet, how come we’ve already become a group?】
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