Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

The video starts, the blade appears in the picture, and music starts.

"My last name is Blade, Rien Blade!"

"Brother, I advise you to hang out with me!"

【edge:???】

[Silver Wolf: Hahahaha——]

[Ying: Last name is Ren? Doesn't that mean you don't have a name?]

[Ying: How about this, from now on, your last name is Dao, and when you put them together, it will read Blade! ]

【Qingque: 6, you know how to decompose Chinese characters.】

In the video, the music continues.

"How can a dragon be trapped by ants? One day, it will become famous!"

"My last name is Ren, and I'm very hardworking!"

"Brother, please treat me to iron pot stew!"

"Let's drink to the hero's talk, and Blade's life will be smooth!"

【Ying: Thank you, brother. I’m not hungry. 】

[Paimon: Um, Traveler, I'm hungry... I want to eat iron pot stew...]

【fluorescent:? ? 】

[Ying: What are you eating? I think you look like an iron pot stew! ]

[Ying: I’ll stew you if you keep talking nonsense! ]

[Ying: You spent 200,000 Mora from me in one month, how dare you talk here! ]

[Paimon: ...Then don't eat it! Humph!]

[Ying: Let’s go eat iron pot stew! I’m telling you, I’m going to eat iron pot stew because I want to eat it, it has nothing to do with you, understand! ]

[Paimon: Good, good, good! Hehe, the Traveler is the best! ]

【Qingque: Speaking of which... a smooth life? Are you serious?】

As the manager of the Taibusi Library, Qingque knows a lot of little-known knowledge!

【edge:......】

【Jing Yuan: ......】

【Mirror Stream: ......】

[Qingque: I knew it... Never mind, just read on.]

Video slides down.

Publisher: Mediocre people are not servants

Video title: How do you sleep?

【star:??】

【Xing: Why can’t I sleep? 】

【Doctor Zhen: This name... me? 】

[Ying: Ah, I remember you, the young master of Niou Palace! ]

【Doctor Zhen: ???】

The video begins with Dr. Zhenli sitting at a table, looking ahead with an angry look on his face.

After taking a quick look, Dr. Zhenli suddenly slammed the table and yelled, "You, zero points! How can you sleep?"

[March 7: ...I almost fell asleep just now, but this woke me up.]

[Kiana: Me too. Me too.]

After Dr. Zhenli finished yelling, he paused for a moment, then pointed his finger at the camera: "At your age, at your stage, can you sleep well?!"

There was another silence. He looked around and said angrily, "You have no ambition at all! Negative points! Get out of here!"

The short video ends.

[Ying: We are just netizens, you have crossed the line! ]

[Xing: Why am I being scolded for no reason just for watching a video! ]

[March 7: Got it, I’ll extract the audio and use it as my wake-up ringtone! ]

【Doctor Truth: ......】

The video continues to slide down.

Publisher: Shang Shang's only account

Video title: Today I met an old man with bad hearing

【Su Chang: Hey? An old man with hearing problems?】

[Su Chang: This should be the video of me helping the elderly as a member of the Cloud Cavalry! ]

[Gui Naifen: Shang Shang, you have watched so many videos, haven't you discovered it yet? ]

[Gui Naifen: This live broadcast room will never play serious videos! ]

【Su Chang: ......】

Sure enough, Gui Naifen’s premonition was correct.

At the beginning of the video, Su Chang slowly walked under a tall building.

Jingyuan sat on a recliner in front of the building, holding a palm-leaf fan in his hand, fanning himself from time to time.

[Jing Yuan: ? ? ]

[Qingque: Ah, this... the old man with bad hearing in the video title, can't he be...]

Su Chang came close to Jing Yuan, first looked up at the upstairs, then lowered her head and asked, "Uncle, is Gui Naifen's family living in 322 upstairs?"

Jing Yuan raised his eyelids, looked at Su Chang lazily, and asked, "What is Gui?"

[Kyung Won: ...It really is me! ]

Su Chang moved closer and repeated loudly, "Gui Naifen!"

Jing Yuan waved his palm-leaf fan: "What is Naifen?"

Su Chang was somewhat helpless, but she still repeated in a louder voice: "Gui Naifen!"

Jing Yuan still looked confused: "What's Gui Fen?"

[Fu Xuan: Since General has become so deaf, why don't you give up your position and let me take over the generalship? ]

[Jing Yuan: What position should be given up to the wise? ]

【Fu Xuan: Relinquish the throne and let the wise take over. 】

[Jing Yuan: Why step down and let others take over? ]

【Fu Xuan: Give way to the wise! 】

[Jingyuan: What is the meaning of abdication? ]

【Fu Xuan:......6.】

[Ying: If he doesn't abdicate, how about you just usurp the throne? ]

【Ying: Remember to let me know when the time comes. My kids love watching this.】

【Kiana: Well, I also...】

[Jing Yuan: ? ? ]

Su Chang gave up: "Okay, sir, you should cool down first."

Jing Yuan nodded: "Okay."

【Su Shang: ? ? 】

【Su Shang: How did you hear this sentence? 】

[Fu Xuan: Some people can hear what they want to hear! ]

【Jing Yuan: ......】

The short video ends here.

[Ying: Huh? There's nothing I expected! ]

[Live broadcast room: I've already said it's a serious live broadcast room! Those you expect won't pass the review! ]

[Live broadcast room: Okay, let’s stop talking about that and answer the questions! ]

[Excuse me, in the video, who learned the skill of "Tianhe Xie" from "Tanhua Shengmo, Tianhe Xiemeng"? 】

【A Jingyuan. 】

【B-blade.】

【C Yanqing. 】

【D Plain clothes. 】

[Now, everyone has five minutes to discuss freely, and the quick response will begin after five minutes. ]

[Gui Naifen: Shangshang, you sneaked in and seem a bit out of tune with the others...]

[Su Shang: I don’t even know who Jing Liu is, how can I learn from her! ]

[March 7: Uh... not necessarily? Maybe it's something you learned in the future?]

[March 7: After all, the video shows a lot of things that will happen in the future! ]

[Xing: Well, for example, I will appear in the Immortal Boat——I haven’t even left the Black Tower Space Station yet. ]

[Wendy: Speaking of which, Jing Yuan, as a disciple of Mirror Style, should have learned Mirror Style's swordsmanship, right? ]

【Jing Yuan: I am ashamed to say that I @#￥%&%#. 】

[Jing Yuan: ???]

[Live broadcast room: No spoilers allowed! ]

【Jing Yuan: Okay, then I have nothing to say. 】

[Raiden Mei: Didn't Kagami Ryuu say in the live broadcast room before that Jing Yuan didn't have much talent in swordsmanship? ]

[Ying: That’s why I only learned the incomplete part! That makes sense!]

[Wendy: Well, if you only look at the name, you have only learned three-eighths of this move! ]

[Qingque: Huh? Can we still compare them like this? ]