Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 9 Fairy Boat Marathon
[Rakshasa: There’s no need to be so excited...]
[Hu Tao: But, Mr. Luosha, are you interested in joining my Wangsheng Hall? ]
[Hu Tao: Seeing you running around with a coffin on your back, you must be a good candidate for a funeral! ]
【Rakshasa: ......】
[Rakshasa: This coffin is not mine. I was just asked to send the body back to Luofu for burial.]
[Hu Tao: Look, you haven't even joined the Wangsheng Hall yet, but you've already started working for the Hall. And you still say you're not a good candidate?]
[Zhongli: Hall Master, the business of Wangsheng Hall is not very good right now, so we don’t need to hire more people.]
[Hu Tao: Yes, if there wasn't a guest official who was idle every day, never went out to find work, and kept sending high-priced bills to Wangsheng Hall, there would really be no need to recruit more people. ]
【Zhongli: ...Why don't you just say my name directly?】
[Wendy: I'm not adding fuel to the fire - if I were the boss, I wouldn't tolerate this! I would have fired this guy long ago! What's the point of keeping him around!]
[Hu Tao: Did you hear that, Zhongli? If you do this again next time, I will deduct all your salary! ]
The video continued, and the host Dan Heng said: "Su Chang, who was busy, looked up and saw a red kite with chicken feet in the sky."
[Kiana: Ah, I've seen this big fat chicken at the squad leader's place! ]
[Fu Hua: Kiana-san, this is called a red kite, a special animal from my hometown.]
[Su Chang: What kind of chicken is that? A red kite. That’s a phoenix. A phoenix!]
[Gui Naifen: This thing looks like a chicken no matter how you look at it?]
[Ying: About...never mind, you know what I want to say.]
The host, Sanyueqi, continued to introduce: "It fell down and turned into a Yaoji Mahjong tile. Qingque wishes everyone to make a fortune by slacking off at work!"
Dan Heng continued: "Fu Xuan behind him held up his phone. I guess the charging port model is Type-C."
[Qingque: I wish everyone to make a fortune by slacking off at work! ]
[Fu Xuan: Qingque! You are being lazy again! ]
Host March 7: "Taking a picture of Qingque slacking off at work has triggered another chaotic fight in Taibusi."
Host Dan Heng: "Yan Qing, who plays a martial arts style, makes a dashing appearance. Compared with the group of funny people in front, he seems to have walked into the wrong set."
[Live broadcast: I have to complain about this. Others come to work directly on the railway, but you, Lao Ma, got plastic surgery first? ]
【Yanqing: Who are you talking about? 】
Host March 7: "General Jingyuan is taking a nap in his mansion, while a group of people in Xianzhou are slacking off at work, and their work is beautiful!"
Host Dan Heng: "His lush hair proves that he has very little work pressure. Even a sparrow has built a nest on his head."
[Fu Xuan: General! You are being lazy again! ]
[Jing Yuan: Oh, Fu Qing, I am just resting my eyes in my spare time. How can that be called being lazy?]
[Fu Xuan: If you really don't want to work, then retire early and pass the position of general to me! ]
[Jing Yuan: Don't worry, Fu Qing, it's not the right time yet. This day will come soon.]
[Bronya: Bronya knows that this behavior is called - drawing cakes. ]
[March 7: @Qin, look, there is no powerful person who doesn't take things easy! ]
【Qin: ......】
【Otto: Yes, I won’t. 】
【Iron-Walter Yang: Oh, you are gone. 】
[Otto: ???]
【March 7: Look, the one who didn't slack off is dead, right?】
【Qin: I always feel that there seems to be no direct connection between the two...】
Host March 7: "The general's unretouched photos are hung all over the wall for auction. I suspect this Tingyun is a paparazzi of the Immortal Boat."
Host Dan Heng: "The sales scene was extremely hot, Jingyuan seems to be very popular."
[Qingque: You are so good at rhyming, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? ]
[Tingyun: Ah, the general's popularity in Xianzhou Luofu is unique - his photos were in great demand at the time.]
【Jing Yuan: ......】
In the video, the photos posted by Tingyun were sold out very quickly until the last few. People who didn't buy any started to get anxious and started to grab them.
None of the hands holding onto the last few photos were willing to give in, and for a moment they were frozen in place.
But then the deadlock was broken by the dwarf who came running over.
The host, San Yue Qi, explained: "Bai Lu broke the deadlock during the fight—"
"Besides us, there are others wanted by Xianzhou."
[March 7: Huh? We are in the Immortal Boat, but we are still wanted?]
[Iron-Jizi: No, although Xianzhou Luofu and Xingqiong Train have never established diplomatic relations, they have never been enemies either.]
[Xing: And, no matter how you look at it, the one who is wanted should be that little thing in front of us! ]
[Bai Lu: You are so rude! Who are you calling a toy?]
[Bai Lu: I just developed a little late! ]
The host Dan Heng looked at the chaos in the video and spoke again: "For no apparent reason, they were hunted down by the local urban management again. The tragedy that happens every time they arrive in a new world has happened again."
The host, San Yue Qi, watched the video show many passers-by running together and was a little confused: "So why are all the people running on the streets of Xianzhou in the end?"
The host, Dan Heng, responded: "Who knows - maybe passers-by thought there was a marathon going on here."
[Jing Yuan: She should be looking for Bai Lu to see a doctor and ask for medicine. The name of "Dragon Girl Holding Medicine" is known to everyone in the entire Xianzhou.]
[Ying: This little thing can also treat illnesses? Isn't that the same as Qiqi? ]
The host, San Yue Qi, looked at the running team and discovered the blind spot again: "Let's skip this little girl in the team for now - why are there two dogs among the contestants?!"
Among the group of people chasing Bai Lu, the figures of a little child and two dogs were indeed eye-catching.
【Gui Naifen: Ah, it’s the Di Ting that I raised! 】
[Gui Naifen: Sorry, they prefer to join in the fun...]
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