Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Xing: Is it possible that your pink hair is too conspicuous? ]

[March 7: But I was born with this! ]

[Beng-Bronya: It's icy and snowy there, and you two are the only ones wandering around with your legs exposed - it's so weird no matter how you look at it, isn't it?]

Bronya had been to Siberia before and quickly realized that something was wrong.

【March 7: Yes, I have the blessing of "opening up", and I really didn't think about this question for a while.】

The host Dan Heng was cheerful: "It doesn't matter. The fourth person on the wanted list, Sangbo, is also here. We can use him to cover our retreat."

In the video, the three men knocked over a trash can when they escaped, and Sambo hid in it.

[Sambo: Oh, my dear friend, we are brothers in distress who are wanted together. How can you just abandon old Sambo and leave? ]

【March 7: You are wanted, how can you be a good person?】

[Sambo: But you are also wanted! ]

[March 7: I don’t know about the three of us, we are not… we are all great good people! ]

[Sambo: 6, when it comes to double standards, it’s up to you! ]

The host, San Yue Qi, looked at the thrown Sambo and asked, "Is this tactic called Tian Ji's horse racing?"

Host Dan Heng retorted: "No, it's Mario Kart."

As he said this, a sly smile appeared on his lips: "Sambo is a banana peel."

[Silver Wolf: Hey, it’s still a prop competition. ]

[Sambo: Hey, who are you looking down on?]

[Xing: It’s obvious that I look down on you! ]

【Sambo: Hey, I have a bad temper! 】

[Sambo: I tell you, if you mess with me, you are just picking on a weakling!]

[Theresa: You said something so bold...]

The host, March Seven, continued to introduce the person who appeared this time, Brother Jie: "Beloberg Silver Mane Iron Guard Officer Jeppard appeared to chase the fugitive."

"Shiluva passed by and pulled Jeppard's hair."

Host Dan Heng: "In the world, most siblings get along with each other in a love-hate relationship."

[Shiluwa: Hey, brother, it's our turn to appear! ]

[Jepard: Sister, in front of so many people, can you please give me some face and stop pulling my ears and hair! ]

[Xingqiu: No matter how awesome a brother is, he can’t beat his sister. This might be due to blood suppression!]

[Ying: Bloodline suppression? I know, I know—I’m a rapper!]

In the video, after pinching Jeppard, Shiluwa wanted to leave, but accidentally bumped into Pera who was playing with her phone with a smile on her face.

Host Dan Heng: "Pella is obsessed with the four men next door. Be careful not to be seduced by the second dimension."

[Ying: What happened to you in the second dimension! ]

[Shiluwa: But who are the four men next door? How did they take away Pera's soul? ]

[Live broadcast: "Undetermined Incident Book" has been expelled from the United States, and there is no such game. ]

The host, March Seven, explained: "There's a photo of Bronya and Seele on the screen - Pera, what on earth were you grinning at just now?"

[Bronya: Seele! ]

[Iron-Bronya: Who is this? I don't know her! ]

[Iron-Xier: Oh, who are you? The future great guardian~]

[Iron-Xier: How can I, a lowly person from the lower city, hope to meet the future great guardian? ]

[Ying: Where did this great Onmyoji come from? 】

[Bronya: Seele from another world, is she actually this kind of person? ]

Host Dan Heng: "The phone went around in circles and then came into Heita's hands, and through the camera it delivered a critical blow to the audience's heart."

[Ying: Oh? It’s a doll! ]

[Ying: Let me see if the doll is realistic or not hehehe~]

[March 7: People cannot, or at least should not...]

【Ying: People can do it, at least they should try! 】

[Black Tower:......]

Host March 7: "Kafka behind the screen just finished filming the Chainsaw Man set, and the poor worker Silver Wolf has become a background board."

【Xing: Mom! 】

[Kafka: ...I told you, Xing, you shouldn't call me that.]

【Xing: Okay, Mom! 】

[Kafka: ...Forget it, as long as you are happy. ]

Host Dan Heng: "Next to them there is a Blade who is slacking off. The name on his body seems to suit him very well."

[Blade: Oh, Dan Heng - I will kill you sooner or later! ]

【Dan Heng: ......】

(Light Cone: Only Silence)

[Hu Tao: Then, do you want to order a set meal first? This hall master will personally take care of it and guarantee a grand funeral! ]

[Xingqiu: This... Is the Wangsheng Hall already going to start cross-universe services? How are you going to get there?]

[Hu Tao: That’s right—Zhongli, what do you think? ]

【Zhongli: I read this while drinking tea. 】

Host March 7: "I saw Ren turn around and slowly walk behind me, and we arrived at the long-awaited Luofu Fairy Boat."

[Jing Yuan: Oh? The famous Starry Sky Train has come to Luofu? I will treat them well.]

[Dan Heng: Luofu...]

[Blade: Oh, Luofu——]

[Blade: I have a lot of karma, yet you still dare to judge me guilty; in this evil world, you still dare to call yourself "Immortal Boat"! ]

[Kiana: Where's the translator? Give me a translator! I can't understand what this person is saying!]

【March 7: The three universes are all speaking Mandarin, how can we not understand?】

[Kiana: So you understand? Can you explain it? ]

【March 7: I didn’t understand either.】

【Kiana: ......】

【Jing Yuan: ......】

[Blade: My revenge will never end until you pay for your sins! ]

[March 7: You are not destined to be a "hunter", which is really a waste of your talent. ]

【Dan Heng: ......】

Attention returned to the video, with the camera passing through the sky above the immortal boat Luofu. The novel scenery amazed many people in the live broadcast room.

Host Dan Heng: "The world of national style, science and technology combined with traditional mythology - they also built a Three Gorges Dam here."

【Xiangling: What kind of Cyber ​​Liyue is this! 】

Host March 7: "Su Chang and Luo Sha passing by on the bridge, are we urging for the sequel of The Sword of Divine Land here?"

【Su Chang: What what recording? What is that?】】

(Su Chang in Star Iron also has the last name Li, but since the official account just calls her Su Chang, let's just use the last name to distinguish Su Chang in Star Iron and Honkai Impact 3!)

(By the way, the start time of Honkai Impact 2016rd, which is the first chapter of the main storyline "Twilight Girl Battleship", is 2017, and Li Suchang was awakened by Otto in - that is to say, Li Suchang is still asleep now.)

【Rakshasa: ......】

[Iron-Walter Yang: @Jing Yuan, since this Rakshasa is on the Immortal Boat Luofu, please be more careful - he is not a good person. ]

[Jingyuan: Oh? How come you two know each other? ]

【Iron-Walter Yang: I don’t know him.】

[Jing Yuan: How can you be sure that he is not a good person if you don’t know him? ]

【Iron-Walter Yang: Look at the face.】

[Otto: ...Old friend, there's no need to be so heartless, right?]

[Iron-Walter Yang: I usually don't judge people by their appearance - unless his appearance attacks me first! ]