Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Yaejinko: Goro and I have swapped places, who else has swapped places? It will be very interesting! ]

[Lei Movie: Variables are the eternal enemy. ]

[Yaejinko: Let Yaedou write some light novels about identity swapping next time? Ah Ying, do you want to read it? ]

【Lei Film: ...Send it to the castle tower for me.】

[Qingque: The mouth is too honest for the body. 】

So, who is this person who is behaving strangely as mentioned by 'Yaejinko'?

Kujo Sara, who had taken over Ara Taki Ichito's body, said he didn't know, and sent back the apology letters of several Ara Taki's followers to be rewritten: "Is this all you wrote in your apology letter?"

"Two thousand words per person, rewrite it for me!"

On the other side, Kujo Sara, who had grown a demon horn, was lying on a recliner, and casually threw the mission report submitted by the shogunate army away: "Too long, I won't read it!"

[Yae Shenzi: Hmm, I didn't expect you two had swapped places! ]

[March 7: These two people seem to have completely opposite personalities... It's really hard for their subordinates. ]

【Ying: Ha, Ichijo Sara and Arotaki Kudo. 】

In the video, 'Paimon' looked at the still peaceful Inazuma Castle with some confusion.

"Even after all this, Inazuma isn't as messy as I thought."

Ying continued: "So who is handling the recent events?"

[Kujo Sara: Hey, if we let Aratake Ichito take charge of the shogunate army, it will be strange if there is no chaos! ]

[Arata Ichito: What do you mean, Kujo Tengu? Do you want to fight?]

[Arataki Ichito: If you don't accept it, let's fight in reality! Tomorrow, at the intersection of Hanamizaka, there will be a sumo duel! Whoever doesn't come is a puppy! ]

[Qingque: Uh... has he always been this weird? ]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss, you are sincere to others, but you speak too directly and are a little impulsive... Never mind, I can't make it up anymore, just do whatever you want.]

In the video, a group of Inazuma residents are arguing in front of the castle tower.

"General, please give us your judgment!"

"Yeah, how can I be fat? We have been in this shape for so many years!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Why don't they reflect on the fact that it's their own eyes that are the problem!"

"Yes!"

【fluorescent:? ? ? 】

[Ying: Why do I feel like I was scolded for watching a live broadcast? Not sure, let’s wait and see…]

[Qingque: No need to look any further, it is indeed true! ]

Opposite the people who were arguing was Lei Dianying, who had grass growing on his head.

Well, there is really grass on my head.

[Yae Shinko: Whose soul is in Aying's body? ]

[Nashida: ...This headdress, seems to be, me?]

【Wendy: You are, the Grass God Buyer? 】

[Nashida: That’s right, the Wind God can be considered my senior. Please give me your guidance.]

[Qingque: Uh... I think it would be better if you don't let him teach you? ]

[Ying: We don't need another lazy god in Teyvat! ]

【Wendy: That’s too much. I’m not just a lazy person.】

【March 7: Yes, you also drink and sing, right?】

[Ying: Let's get down to business, Barbatos! ]

In the video, looking at the human opposite him who had grown two heads, Lei Movie was somewhat helpless: "At least in a sense..."

"Your version is already way ahead..."

【Bluebird: ! ! 】

[Bluebird: Have you, Inazuma, also been infected with abundance? ]

[Ying: No, it should be a mutation, right? I have already said that the water in the narrow space of Wuxiang Blade cannot be drained directly! ]

[Ying: Look, this is retribution, right?]

【Lei Movie:......】

(Logically speaking, Yingmei shouldn't know about Wuxiang Blade's narrow space. This is just a joke.)

The video is still continuing, still inside the castle tower, Nashida is playing the role of Lei Dianying, dealing with Inazuma affairs.

"General, can you give a resonant name to the egg laid by the hen that drank the 'tutoring' water?"

A Shogun asked, holding a green egg.

'Lei Movie' smiled slightly: "Uh... let's just call it 'Nuclear Egg', is it loud enough?"

[Ying: Well, it’s not just loud, it’s very loud! ]

Another shogun enters the scene: "Shogun, what do you think of the generally thin and aging population of Inazuma?"

'Lei Movie' spread his hands and said, "Maybe it's because the fat man and the little boy were blown up?"

[Qingque: Is she really a genius? ]

[Tinari: ...Seno, stop pretending to be Lord Grass God. I know it's you! ]

[Seno:? ? ? 】

"Help me, General!"

"General!"

[Bluebird: The people of Inazuma are gradually becoming more civilized, and the God of Grass is temporarily taking over the position of acting leader of the Knights of Favonius. ]

【Qin: ? ? 】

【Lei Movie: ? ? 】

[Ying: It is indeed quite similar - the people of Mondstadt will bother Jean with even the smallest matters, and the Inazuma in the video will ask Thor for help with even the weirdest matters... er, Grass God? ]

In the end, Ying and Paimon gathered together and looked at the gradually collapsing Thor.

At this time, 'Lei Dianying' was kneeling on the ground, his eyes full of 'wisdom', and he would have 'aggressive' reactions from time to time.

Ying was a little curious: "What happened to Nashida?"

Paimon was speechless: "Maybe... the CPU is burnt out?"

[Ying: Let me tell you a joke. The weird questions asked by the Inazuma people caused the God of Wisdom to freeze his brain. ]

[Paimon: Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom! ]

The scene came to Xumi, the Ministry of Education. Elhaisen, whose body was occupied by Kavi, had bright eyes and was quickly making corrections on the documents: "Hey, this year all the funds of the Ministry of Education will be allocated to the Miaolun Sect!"

"Look at me making Al Haisen so angry!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"

Unlike his madness, Elhaisen, who occupied Kavi's body, was reading the book very calmly. His attitude towards the funds...

"Well, give it all back."

【March 7: The higher the virtue, the higher the evil! 】

【Qingque: How come there are still zeros and integers? 】

[March 7: Eh? Isn’t that right? I remember hearing this before!]

[Qingque: ...When you have nothing better to do, stop listening to Alai and Awang's nonsense! ]

At this time, in Jingshan Palace, scholars from the Jiaolingyuan came to ask about the "Grass God".

"Lord Grass God, how should we deal with this?"

The 'Grass God' with a small star on his head smelled the flower with interest: "Hmm, this flower smells good..."

[Hu Tao: Eh? Are you a guest of Zhongli? Have you become a god? ]

【Zhongli:......】

Not long after, the scholar came again: "Lord Grass God, what should we do about this?"

Nashida held a cup of tea: "Well, this tea tastes good..."

This time, the scholar finally got angry: "Lord Grass God, what on earth are you doing?"

This time, Nashida took out a fish directly: "Well, this fish feels good..."

[Wendy: Look, I’m not the only one who’s slacking off! ]