Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 82: You trusted the wrong person!
In the video, the cheerful Wan Ye came over and said with a smile: "It just so happened that this fate allowed me to get to know Brother Wan Ye!"
"He should be walking on the street now..."
At the same time, Manye, who had taken over Jiaming's body, was messing around on the streets of Liyue.
He felt as if everyone around him was calling him, yet it also seemed as if no one was calling him.
"Jia Ming, come and eat!"
"Come on, Jiaming, give the relatives a whole job!"
"How many times have I told you, Jiaming! Don't always go out with Jiaming next door!!!"
Jiaming held his head and wailed, "Ahhhh!!!"
"How many people named Jiaming are there in Liyue!!!"
【Jiaming: ...This name is indeed very common. 】
[Qingque: Hey, there are many people with this name on the Immortal Boat! ]
On the other side, in Mond, the person who occupied Barbara's body was a down-and-out astrologer. At this time, she was sitting in front of the Deer Hunter Restaurant, eating a lot.
"Woo woo woo, I haven't eaten so well in a long time!"
【Ying: Uh...Barbana? 】
[Paimon: If Mona who occupies Barbara's body is called Barbara, then can Barbara who occupies Mona's body be called 'Mora'? ]
【March 7: Is she really a genius?】
【Qingque: Discharged! 】
Not far away, Timmy was nervously asking Mona: "Sister Mona, the divination result about my physical condition is..."
Barbara, who had taken over Mona's body, smiled and replied, "Don't worry, remember to say hello to your father for me."
Timmy was dumbfounded: "But my dad has already - oh~~~"
[Qingque: I can't save you, but I can give you a whole life! ]
[Ying: Wait, if Timmy is gone, there will be no one to feed the pigeons! Will the pigeons still land on the bridge? ]
[Kaeya: I guess... that's not going to happen, right? ]
[Ying: What should I do with my sweet flower-stuffed chicken in the future? I’ve run out of ingredients!]
[Jin: No wonder Timmy always complains that the pigeons on the bridge are always blown away by a tornado of unknown origin. It turns out it was you who did it! ]
【fluorescent:......】
Not long after, Paimon and Ying, who had just returned from Liyue, were passing the bridge in front of Mondstadt when they suddenly saw Timmy standing by the bridge crying, "Father, I'm here to see you!!!"
Then he jumped down.
[Kiana: Huh? Is this child so obedient? I told him to say hello to his father, but he just died right there to say hello? ]
[Theresa: ...I told you not to use such roundabout ways when talking to Kiana! She doesn't understand!]
[Kiana:? ? ]
Suddenly, a Mond citizen who noticed the situation shouted: "A little boy jumped into the river!"
immediately,
The people of Mondstadt around the bridge all came to watch the fun.
Of course, there were people who lent a hand.
"There was also a man who took off his clothes and started dancing with him!"
"Fuck, isn't that our priest?"
[Ying: Father, little boy, they fit my stereotype very well! ]
[Barbara: ...You are slandering the West Wind Church by saying this! ]
【Qin: ......】
(Barbara and Jean's father, Simon Page, was once a famous adventurer on the continent. After arriving in Mondstadt, he swept away the dust on his body, joined the Church of Favonius with a brand new attitude, and was promoted to the head of the Church of Favonius, known as the "Cardinal of the Dawn".)
(Simon and Frederica of the Gunhild family became lovers, but they parted ways many years later and each raised a daughter. The elder sister Jean followed her mother, while the younger sister Barbara followed her father.)
(So, Jean took her mother's surname, and her full name is 'Jean Gunnhild', and Barbara took her father's surname, and her full name is 'Barbara Page')
Ying and Paimeng wanted to go and see the fun, but before they could go over, they heard a familiar voice coming from not far away.
"I, I used to be the water god of Fontaine!"
The two looked in the direction of the sound and found that Wendy, wearing Fernina's hat, was blocked by two drunks in front of the door of the Cat's Tail Tavern.
"Don't come over here!"
The two drunks, each holding a large glass of wine, said drunkenly: "You said you are the God of Water? I said I am the God of Wind!"
"Screw Barbatos! Just drink it!"
[Ningguang: The people of Mondstadt are truly free! Even the gods dare to make irresponsible comments.]
【Qin: ...It's just drunken talk, don't take it seriously.】
[Funina:? ? ]
[Funina: Death penalty, death penalty! ]
[Hanabi: Kill them, kill them! ]
[Wendy:......]
'Ying' looked at 'Paimon' and said to Wendy with some guilt: "Traveler, that is Funina, right?"
Paimon's face was covered with cold sweat: "It fits my imagination of Mond very well."
"Let's just look at Inazuma in the distance, Paimon."
[Funina: No, you just watch? The lives in the video are not lives! ]
[Funina: Help! ]
【Qingque: No, you are not the water god! Why are you afraid of two drunkards?】
[Funina: ! ! ]
[Funina: Ahem, of course I am the God of Water! It's just that... I am a god, and it would be a loss of points for me to argue with two mortals.]
【March 7: That’s true...】
Inazuma, Narugami Taisha, the tailed 'Yae Miko' was smiling and saying, "So you're saying that I exchanged souls with that priest?"
Ying nodded: "That's it."
Goro, who was occupying Yae Shinko's body, finally cried out.
"I see! No wonder I found my handle was gone when I woke up..."
[Ying: Hmm? What's missing? Tell me more! ]
[Kaia: Huh? Can I say that?]
[Qingque: They are all canines anyway, there is nothing much to say, just use them as they are. . ]
In the video, 'Paimon' asked: "Wulang, aren't you afraid of this happening?"
Yaejinko still smiled: "I'm scared! But I think, as the guardian of Inazuma, the chief priest will definitely treat my body well, right?"
At the same time, on Haiqi Island, Yae Shinko, who occupied Goro's body, changed into women's clothes and started taking selfies.
[Yaejinko: I really have to thank Goro for his trust——but unfortunately, you trusted the wrong person! ]
[Arataki Ichito: Ah, it's Ms. Hina! Is she in the video too? ]
[Yaejinko: Hey, Ms. Hina will definitely be happy to have such a loyal fan like you, right, Goro? ]
【Goro: ......】
The camera returns to Narukami Taisha Shrine. Yae Miko holds her chin with one hand and analyzes: "No wonder many people's behavior has become strange..."
"Sure enough, this doesn't just happen to me!"
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