Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

【Wendy: (＾－＾)V】

[March 7: I knew it! You did it on purpose!]

【Wendy: Hey~】

[Paimon: What does "Hey Hey" mean? ]

[Live broadcast: Punishing Wendy to perform a script - "The Wind God Guarding the City"! ]

【Wendy: Hey! Everyone, I'm here! Remember to watch my wonderful performance! 】

It was still the familiar feeling, still the familiar taste. After a dizzy spell, Wendy came to the top of a high wall with the script in her hand.

After quickly flipping through it, Wendy made an 'ok' gesture to the sky, and the script officially began.

At the same time, the live broadcast room broadcast Wendy's performance back to the live broadcast room in real time.

The originally black screen suddenly lit up, and a simple environment appeared - a city wall outlined with just a few strokes, an even simpler arrow tower on the city wall, and a stick figure with Wendy's face on his head.

At this moment, the villain is holding a spear in his hand and guarding the city seriously.

[March 7: Wow! When Wendy is serious, she is still serious!]

[Kaia: Yes, even when he is not serious, he is really not serious! ]

In the video, Wendy's serious expression did not last more than three seconds. Then he cleared his throat and began to sing.

"Cough cough~"

"Fold a paper crane and tie a red ribbon~"

"May kind people... every day..."

When he was singing excitedly, Wendy pretended to hold the microphone with both hands, but unfortunately he didn't notice the spear standing on the ground at all.

The spear fell backwards, and Wendy quickly grabbed it again: "Hey hey hey~"

【March 7: No, if he slacks off like this, why would Mondstadt send him to guard the city?】

【Qin: I didn’t do that. Don’t talk nonsense! 】

[Qin: How could the Wind God, who is such a noble being, be sent to guard the city? ]

After catching the spear, Wendy continued to sing happily.

"You are hardworking and live a beautiful life. You are healthy..."

At this moment, an arrow suddenly shot from a distance.

Wendy was singing with great enthusiasm when she was hit on the head by an arrow.

"Hey?"

Wendy was stunned, then looked down at the city wall. At this time, the city wall was still peaceful, but soon, a wave of arrows came, and Wendy screamed and hid in the arrow tower: "Hey hey hey~~~"

After a long time, Wendy, who found that the people outside the city were not accurate enough, dared to stick his head out and looked at the soldiers holding spears and carrying bows and arrows below: "Eh? Don't shoot at me!"

After making sure that his good friend could not hurt him, Wendy stood up, leaned his spear against the wall behind him, took out his bow and arrow and started to fight back.

[Kaeya: Eh? Someone called? ]

[Ningguang: Look at this weapon configuration, spears and bows... Let’s rule out the Thousand Rocks Army first...]

[Qin:? ? ? 】

[Ningguang: Hey, Liyue and Mondstadt have established diplomatic relations for a long time, and they usually have a lot of business exchanges. Why would they send the Thousand Rock Army to attack Mondstadt for no reason? ]

[Ningguang: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!]

【Qin: ......】

Wendy shot a few arrows casually, then lowered his head to look at the city wall again, but he didn't expect that his hat fell off due to a moment of carelessness.

Wendy stretched out her hand and tried hard to keep it, but unfortunately it still brushed past Wendy's fingertips and finally fell under the city wall.

Wendy waved her hands: "Hey! Wait!"

Unexpectedly, the people under the city wall actually stopped.

[March 7: Huh? Is your war of aggression too trifling, or is Wendy's words too effective? Can you take a halftime break?]

【Qin: ......】

[Qingque: Um, Wendy... is the god of wind? Can't you just use the wind to blow it up? ]

[Kiana: No, I asked, but the director won’t let me.]

Wendy saw that everyone under the city wall looked up at her. She smiled rather embarrassedly and pointed at her hat that had fallen on the ground: "Hehehe..."

A soldier near the hat bent down and picked it up, and then several soldiers gathered together and discussed a few words.

Then the soldiers dispersed, and one of them threw his hat upwards with all his strength. Wendy reached out to catch it, but it was still a little bit short.

[March 7: Huh? Are people always so polite when fighting in your place?]

[Ningguang: We in Liyue are also a country of etiquette! ]

[Kaeya: Now you admit that you belong to Liyue? ]

[Ningguang:......]

【Ningguang withdrew a message.】

In the video, Wendy's expression changed from expectation to disappointment: "It's really just a little bit away!"

The soldiers under the city wall looked at each other and took over as the first person to throw the ball. However, even though Wendy had stretched out his hand to grab it with all his strength, it was still a little short.

Wendy: e=(′o｀*)))

The soldiers below were also angry. After discussing for a while, the soldier who looked the strongest stepped out, took the hat, and threw it directly at Wendy.

This time the force was strong enough, and the hat went straight towards Wendy's face. Unfortunately, the speed was too fast, and the hat knocked Wendy back two steps before bouncing back to the city.

"Oh, how rude!"

【March 7: ? ? 】

[March 7: That's it? That's all the Wind God wants?]

[Kaia: ......]

[Kaeya: At least he was defending the city normally... After all, he didn't just open the gates and let people in, right?]

[Theresa: You have such low expectations of God~]

[Kaeya: What can I do? I'm desperate too!]

Obviously, Kaeya is not desperate enough now, and Venti in the video still intends to give him another blow.

Wendy climbed up by holding onto the edge of the arrow tower: "Well, how rude!"

After thinking for a moment, he picked up his spear and walked down the stairs of the arrow tower: "Alas, there is really no way!"

"A warrior takes pride in his scars, and so does a bard..."

"Even if my body is broken, I will fight on the battlefield until the last moment..."

As he spoke, Wendy opened the city gate, walked into the midst of the soldiers besieging the city, and bent down to pick up the hat on the ground.

Wendy: Hey~ Hat +1.

During this process, the other soldiers did not move at all.

After picking up the hat, Wendy turned around and went back to the city.

"But, I have already achieved my goal - so as an apology, let's go to the Angel's Gift tonight!"

[Theresa: Huh? They just let Wendy get away like that?]

【March 7: This might be the ‘gentleman’s teacher’, right?】

[Bluebird: High EQ - a gentleman's teacher, low EQ - a simple idiot.]

As he spoke, Wendy walked back up to the Arrow Tower: "With so many good things happening together, it's worth having a drink to celebrate~ Hey~"

At the top of the arrow tower, he suddenly remembered the group of siege soldiers under the city wall: "Oh, right!"

As he spoke, he leaned the spear in his hand against the city wall behind him again, raised his bow and shot three arrows at the empty city wall.

Wait...no one's there?!