Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 85: Flying Bubble Recruits New Members
The gentlemen who were shouting just now that they wanted to melt the fairies with their love, now all retreated, hid behind the trees, and acted like cowards.
But Jiang Yuan was amused.
"Which warrior just said his childhood dream was to marry a fairy?"
A young member of the 7th team popped his head out from behind a tree: "Ah, this... this is not our fault!! Who made this game so perverted!! They actually named the fat bug Fairy!!!"
"That's right! Adaptation is not making up stories, and parody is not making up stories! This evil god really deserves to die!"
"A gentleman loves a lady! This is human nature. We are also victims of stereotypes!"
They had valid reasons and the more they spoke, the angrier they became, wishing they could kill that damn evil god with their own hands!
Jiang Yuan advised: "Don't be disgusted. These sisters are a little plump, but their faces are still pretty good! They will definitely be beauties if they lose weight. You can consider investing in their future."
Just as Jiang Dashenzi said, the six big fat worms at the door, although they were a little bit larger in size, the huge worm heads did not have worm faces, but the faces of real beauties.
Under the long, shiny black and silky hair, she has an oval face, lowered eyes, apple cheeks, a high nose bridge, and a plump and rosy cherry mouth. In reality, she has the face of a top star!
But no matter how good-looking he is, he can't compare to that fat, stinky body!!!
The gentlemen could no longer bear it and complained: "What a fucking beauty!!! Why don't you try it yourself!?!"
"Yeah! And I'm not interested in fairies. You're the one with the problem!!!"
"Oh, sorry."
Jiang Yuan smiled confidently and said, "We fishermen are only interested in fish."
Sneer at the low interests of gentlemen.
Yu Du felt a little proud and nodded: "Yeah."
Wu Qu complained: "Captain Yu! Don't just nod your head, do you really have no interest in fairies at all?!"
Jiang Yuan could answer this question without Yu Du telling him:
"My chief has someone in his heart for a long time. And you see, it's not just us. Deputy Captain Huo is not interested in your fairy either!"
Damn you fairies!!
Everyone looked at Huo Hu. Apart from Jiang Yuan and Yu Du, only Huo's father and son showed no interest in the fairy. They were standing obediently among the three ladies.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Huo Hu waved his hands awkwardly: "I can't. I don't want to delay the girl anyway."
The gentlemen expressed their understanding that it would be difficult for him to find a partner as he had such a big problem child and was an executive.
In fact, Deputy Captain Huo had thought about finding a stepmother for his son before. After several blind dates, he found a kind-hearted girl who was willing to accept him and his son.
But after basically two or three days of being together, they would break up with him for no apparent reason and cut off contact.
Later he lost confidence in this and gave up the idea completely.
Everyone then turned their attention to Huo Zian. Logically speaking, this adolescent boy would not be uninterested in fairies, right?
The cute boy blinked his light blue eyes and said innocently, "Dad doesn't allow me to fall in love too early."
Tsk, what a good son he is to his father.
While the players were arguing with each other, the fairies at the entrance of Pantao Garden were also busy.
One of them was about to move her body to go into the garden to look for the God of Land, but she felt a foreign object under her body. She stretched out her white and tender hand and dug around, and soon she dug out a male corpse from the folds of fat under her body.
It was the one who was about to commit suicide before.
The believer lost too much blood and felt dizzy due to lack of oxygen to the brain. He had no time to escape and was sat on to death by the fairy.
Turbid blood flowed from his neck, and the sweet smell made the fairy's taste buds blossom. She said coquettishly with a pinched throat:
"Oh! It's a snack~~~~!"
She exerted force with both hands, twisted off the man's head like opening a bottle cap, and threw it on the ground. She then sucked the blood spurting from his neck in big gulps, her expression intoxicated, as if she was sucking on crushed ice just taken out of the refrigerator on a hot summer day.
The other fairies also dug out several dead bodies from under their bodies, twisted off the heads, and began to suck them happily.
Soon, several shriveled corpses that had been sucked dry were thrown on the ground, and the fairies greedily smacked their cherry lips.
Not enough, very not enough! These shrunken corpses were just appetizers, not even enough to fill their teeth. They looked around and found a lot of live snacks hidden in the haystack not far away. They all laughed out loud.
"Hehe, sisters, it's still early..."
Another fat worm said, "How about we have afternoon tea and then pick peaches~~~?"
The bugs said in a sweet voice: "Of course, sister~~~~~!"
After they finished speaking, they twisted their plump bodies happily and rushed towards the group of skinny believers.
The believers who were originally hiding in fear were frightened to the point of pissing and shitting, and they ran away in all directions, crawling and tumbling. In the chaos, a thin woman was pushed down by her companions, and in the blink of an eye, she was caught in the palm of a fat worm.
The woman trembled and threatened: "Monster...monster! I am a loyal believer of the Queen Mother of the West, you can't eat me...! Otherwise...!"
"Hehe, what a disgusting monster! What kind of monster is this?" The fat worm with a purple headband on his hair said angrily:
"I am one of the seven fairies under the Queen Mother of the West, four fours~!!!"
Si Si held the woman in her hand and taught her earnestly:
"And you're talking so strangely. I'm eating a mortal ant like you. This is the blessing you've cultivated for ten lifetimes. You should be happy. Why are you afraid?"
Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, the ragged, thin woman suddenly changed her attitude and yelled like a shrew:
"Of course I would like to be eaten by a god!!!"
"But you are such an ugly and disgusting fat worm! What kind of god are you!!!"
The other beggarly fanatics also joined in the anger.
"Yes! You stinky worm! How dare you tarnish the noble names of the Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies!!!"
"Go to hell!!! Monster!! Stop pretending to be a fairy here!! You are defiling the names of our Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies!!! Ugh!!"
Ugly? Disgusting? Worms?
How ridiculous!!! These little ants are so rude!!!
The fat bugs were furious, and were so angry that they forgot to control their throats, revealing their original rough voices, and yelled:
"You ugly ants who don't know how to appreciate!!!"
"How dare you humiliate our perfect bodies?!"
"You bold ants! I will crush you to death!"
The veins on the Fengrun worm's body bulged, and it shrank and contracted in anger, then jumped three feet high like a spring, and leaped heavily, ready to smash all the ants in this area to death!!!
Shadows covered the earth. One, two, three, four, five, six giant flesh-mountain worms covered the sky. The believers were overwhelmed by fear. Their legs went weak and they had nowhere to escape. They could only kneel on the ground, praying and begging, hoping for the Queen Mother's blessing.
Just when the fleshworms were about to crush the poor believers to death!
Miracle! Fafafafa happened!!!
The believers slowly raised their heads from their fear and were surprised to find that they were actually still alive. Not only alive, but they were now surrounded by huge bubbles and floating in the air.
And those six damn fat worms were under their feet, tightly entangled by the grid-like red lines, with the thin threads stuck in their fat. They were unable to move at all and couldn't even speak a word.
There is only one reason to explain this phenomenon.
"It's... it's a miracle!! May the Queen Mother bless us!"
"The Queen Mother has truly blessed us! Long live the Queen Mother!!!"
"Hahahahahaha, but what is this bubble?"
Just as the believers were rejoicing, a pleasant and clear voice broke their excitement.
"No! The Queen Mother did not bless you!"
what? !
The bubble slowly fell to the ground, level with the two slender figures that suddenly appeared.
The person who came was graceful and majestic, like a god descending from heaven.
It was Jiang Yuan and Yu Du.
The white-haired son of God played with the earrings with his fingers, a smile on his face, and then said: "It is my God who blesses you!"
"What God?"
"Oh! Since you asked sincerely, I will mercifully tell you! My Lord God is very famous..."
After Jiang Yuan created the atmosphere, he made crazy eyes at Xiao Yuer beside him.
The long-haired young man looked serious. After a brief silence, he could only cooperate with his master with lifeless eyes and said indifferently:
"Flying Bubble God."
"That's right!"
The white-haired man raised his hands and shouted:
"Look at the miracle before your eyes! Family members! Let go of the past and convert to our almighty Flying Bubble Cult, that is the right path!"
"The Flying Bubble God will protect you and wish you a safe life!"
As soon as the important speech came out, the believers gasped and fell into collective silence.
Six female insects with their mouths tied with red lines: ?????
Not only the characters in the game, but also the players behind the two were in disbelief:
What kind of outrageous cult of shame is this! ?
Aren’t you two afraid of being spit on and scolded to death by these evil fans of the Queen Mother? ! ?
Anyone with a brain can tell it's pure bullshit, okay? ! ! !
But guess what?
They are all cultists, they have no brains at all!
Just as the players were complaining, suddenly! A huge cheer like a tsunami broke out in the vast sky and earth!
"Long live the Flying Bubble God!!"
"Long live the Flying Bubble God!"
The believers knelt down inside the bubble and worshiped excitedly.
"Flying Bubble God! Blessed with great fortune! Enjoy eternal bliss! Eternal immortality!!!"
"Flying Bubble God! Blessed with great fortune! Enjoy eternal bliss! Eternal immortality!!!"
"Flying Bubble God! Blessed with great fortune! Enjoy eternal bliss! Eternal immortality!!!"
Players: Is this even possible? ! ! ?
Only Huo Hu covered his face helplessly: Tsk, this broken plot...how come there is a sequel.
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