Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

Look at what you said, it scared the God of Land to death.

Seeing the white-haired man's fake smile becoming more and more abstract and evil, the God of Land quickly said:

"One immortal head is worth ten players, or one hundred mortals!!!"

Based on the basic principle that if immortal friends die, the land god will not die, the land god continued:

"Sir Son of God! It is enough for you to kill the seven fairies! There is no need to bully an old man like me anymore!!!"

Jiang Yuan smiled and said, "Oh? Really?"

"Of course! Like this! I am willing to help you bring the fairy in!!!"

Jiang Yuan was satisfied.

"Then I'll have to trouble the land god."

He loosened his hands, and the old man finally landed safely.

On the top of the mountains, in the ancient and simple Pantao Garden, there are huge trees and thin mist, and it is still the same scenery that has not changed for thousands of years.

Next, it’s time to deal with the legendary seven fairies.

Jiang Yuan's idea is very simple: strangle the fairy in a few strokes, then kill his way to the Heavenly Palace, hack his way into the Peach Banquet from the South Gate of Heaven, defeat the Queen Mother, return to reality, regain his freedom, and live a carefree life of fishing from then on.

But ideals are full and reality is sexy.

When he turned around, he found that the group of executives and passengers behind him, who were originally dusty and a little embarrassed, mainly men, somehow all looked brand new from head to toe, and were all dressed neatly and looked like decent human beings.

Jiang Yuan hesitated and asked, "You two, are you planning a blind date?"

"Cough cough cough...."

Wu Qu smeared some hair oil, styled himself, and said righteously:

"Jiang Yuan, thank you for your hard work! Let our Seventh Team handle it from now on!"

"Yes, leave it to us! Boss Jiang!"

Several male passengers also said enthusiastically: "We can help, too!"

"No! How can we trouble Captain Wu with such a heavy job! It will be no problem to leave it to our team!"

Ouyang Ming quickly stood up and grabbed the job.

It was the first time that Yu Du saw this backbone member working so actively, and asked calmly:

"what happened to you?"

Ouyang Ming put a freshly picked wild flower into his jacket pocket, leaned close to Yu Du's ear and whispered:

"Captain! Are you mistaken? Those are the Seven Fairies!"

Yu Du remained indifferent:?

"Captain, do you know the legend about the seven fairies?"

Zhuge Jing carefully wiped his black-framed glasses, and when he saw that Yu Du didn't answer, he started talking:

"It is said that a long time ago, the filial son Dong Yong sold himself to bury his father. His filial piety moved the youngest of the seven fairies, so the fairy came down to earth and wove ten pieces of brocade in one night. She reduced Dong Yong's three-year work period to a hundred days, paid off his debts, and secretly engaged him to each other. In the end, they lived happily together forever."

Yu Du still looked unmoved. The white-haired son of God popped his head out from behind him and asked curiously, "So?"

Ouyang Ming: "Why don't you two understand? Xiao Qi is so kind, her sisters must not be bad people!"

The young members of Team 7 followed suit:

"To be honest, my dream since childhood is to marry a fairy-like wife!!! Now the opportunity is right in front of me, I must not miss it!"

"The fairies must be helpless. We have to help them escape from their suffering, sir!!!"

Because of the special nature of their profession, the marriage rate of executive officers is not high, which leads to these hot-blooded men being single all their lives. It is understandable that they get carried away when they hear about fairies...

but……

Jiang Yuan pondered for a moment and said, "...I have to remind you that the content in the game is usually a little different from the real legend..."

"It doesn't matter. I believe that as long as there is love, it will surely move them and make them give up evil and do good!"

"It's not the fairy who's wrong, it's this world!"

Listening to such touching and thought-provoking remarks, Grandma Qi kindly asked:

"Hey? Since you are so loving, why don't you go and touch those poor believers at the door who are still trapped in the sea of ​​suffering?"

Loving men:...

Mo You, who was blindfolded, seemed to understand something.

"So whether to save someone or not is determined by appearance?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough!!! Cough cough cough!!"

The man in the windbreaker said impatiently: "Go away, what do you know as a little girl?"

Ouyang Ming blushed innocently: "It's... It's not like we're getting married! We just want to get to know each other better and respect our opponents!!!"

“Yes! Yes!!”

Everyone rubbed their hands together excitedly and began to imagine the most ideal fairy wife in their hearts.

The land god was ashamed: "Gentleman, I know what you mean, but the Seven Fairies have a bad temper, you should be careful..."

Wuqu: "It doesn't matter! I just like those with stubborn tempers! Fairies with tempers are more interesting!"

"Hahahaha yes, you are worthy of being the captain!!"

"I admire you so much. I'm willing to admit defeat."

The fairy mist dissipated, and a breeze blew across the Peach Garden. The peach branches swayed gently, the emerald peach leaves rubbed against each other, making a rustling sound, and the huge human-faced peaches shook as if they were alive.

“Chirp! Chirp chirp!!!”

The black coal ball above the CEO’s head screamed, flapped its little wings, jumped off the bird’s nest, and flew away towards the sky as if escaping.

"What happened to the little coal ball?"

Jiang Yuan helped Xiao Yuer tidy up his hair that was messed up by the bird, and pulled out a bird feather.

Yu Du lowered his head, letting his master cut his hair, and said calmly:

"Something is coming from the sky."

Everyone looked up and saw a large, heavy cloud flying towards Pantao Garden in the opposite direction of the bird's escape.

It was a yellow and pink cloud, and from a distance the colors looked quite dopamine-stimulating.

But the closer I got, the stranger it felt, and my throat started to feel sore.

It is said that immortals can ride on clouds, so it is not surprising to see flying clouds.

The strange thing is that this cloud looks too heavy. It looks more like a large ball of flying soft fat than a cloud.

Its overall appearance is a greasy, dirty yellow powder, with crisscrossing purple veins protruding from its surface, beating slowly and regularly, as if it is nurturing life, making people feel a physical discomfort engraved in their bones.

Especially when it flies, it struggles like a bloated fat man who has a stomach upset and is about to have diarrhea. It is difficult for it to take one more step.

Looking at this strange milky cloud, the men in the garden who were dressed up in fancy clothes all felt a collective jolt in their hearts and had an ominous premonition.

The fat and greasy clouds flew to the gate of Pantao Garden in a twisted posture and covered the heads of the believers.

The fanatical believers stopped going crazy and looked up curiously.

The raindrops fell and hit their faces, sticky and turbid, giving off the armpit odor of people with high fat content who had not showered for more than ten days after exercising.

“What a disgusting rain!!!”

"What...what kind of monster! How dare you act so wildly here?!"

"Ok...Ok...Ugh!!!"

Suddenly, the fat cloud began to wriggle violently, twisting, like a sausage.

The cracks opened and bulged, and a group of pink creatures seemed to be trying hard to squeeze out of the cloud!

It was seen swaying and shaking vigorously, and more and more of them appeared. Finally, with a sound like running away, a huge piece of meat fell from the sky and smashed to death several believers who had no time to dodge!

"Monster...Monster!!! Run!!"

"Bug!! What a huge bug! Ugh...!"

"Help! It's a monster bug! The monster bug is attacking us!!"

The believers fled in all directions, and the fat cloud continuously excreted several giant, greasy worms, which blocked the entrance to the peach forest like excrement.

They were covered with translucent sour juice, and each one was more than ten meters long.

As for the width, the thinnest part of the tail requires five people to hug together, and the thickest part in the middle requires at least eleven people to hug together.

The strange insect's skin has the tender texture of a baby, with layers upon layers like Michelin tires, and a soft, pink color.

They had a pair of slender, delicate women's arms on their upper bodies, and the moment they stood up, it was like six huge mountains of flesh.

"Hmm~ha~~~~"

The giant worm with a female face opened and closed its red lips, and uttered a sweet and melodious high-pitched female voice.

"Hmm~~~Is the land god here?"

"Good eunuch, we are following the order of the Queen Mother to come down to earth to get the peaches~~~~"

Captain Wu's forehead was covered with sweat and he swallowed his saliva: "These... these female trap insects could be..."

The God of Land said as a matter of course:

"This is the Seven Fairies that you have been dreaming about for a long time."

"so......"

Jiang Yuan turned around, looked at the people whose beautiful dreams were shattered, and said with a wicked smile:

"Who of you will go first and try to influence them with love?"