Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

After controlling all the pigs, Jiang Yuan and Yu Du walked through the path left by Fan Wen, carrying the red-haired puppet, and leisurely stepped into the main door of the kitchen under the horrified gazes of the pig-headed fairies.

It was different from what was expected. Although the sanitary conditions in this version of the Heavenly Palace were poor and dirty and messy everywhere, the kitchen inside was quite exquisite.

The windows are clean, the orange lights are bright, the grey and black bottoms of the pots are shiny as new, and even the edge of the chopping board is free of crumbs. If it weren't for the ingredients placed everywhere, it would really look like a study room.

The owner here is a very particular person.

Since all the dishes cooked here are large, all the utensils are four or five times larger than those in a human kitchen. When the two people and the puppet walked in, they felt like food waiting to be slaughtered breaking into a giant's kitchen, which was extremely awkward.

The strong smell of meat made Jiang Yuan feel even more uncomfortable. He tried to reduce his breathing frequency as much as possible through the mask.

According to Jiang Yixing, the players should all be locked up in the basement in the backyard, but just a few steps into the door, Yu Du and Jiang Yuan noticed something strange.

It was quiet all around, with only some gurgling sounds coming from the boiling pot.

It seems that they arrived a little late and a group of players have already been caught.

After jumping onto the two-meter-high stove and opening the lids of the pots that were in use, they saw:

In the steamer, several male passengers were sitting cross-legged in the sauna. In the soup pot, the executive officers of the Seventh Squadron were soaking in it, simmering it over low heat. Their skin was almost scalded, and they all looked like enlightened masters who were practicing in seclusion in the valley.

In the flour bowl, there were a few male passengers wrapped in batter, waiting to be put into the frying pan. It looked like they were going to be made into crispy meat.

Jiang Yuan's mouth twitched, and he asked rashly, "What are you doing?"

They were all calm and composed, some sitting cross-legged or standing on one leg, muttering in a mysterious and serious manner that they were seeking immortality and would soon be able to ascend to heaven, and asked Jiang Yuan to close the pot lid so as not to affect their cultivation.

They were obviously drugged and were all unconscious.

Jiang Yuan was also very curious. Could they really use this method to become a soup-making immortal, a steamed food immortal, or a crispy meat immortal?

But Yu Du was not optimistic about this, and said: They could not become immortals, at most they could become the immortals' dinner.

There was no other choice, the two of them had to ignore the desperate struggles of these prospective immortals, pick them up one in each hand, and throw them all into the sink next to them to cleanse their brains.

The huge stimulation of the two worlds of ice and fire, the players finally woke up. They were shocked at first about being in the kitchen, and then they heard even more explosive news:

Apart from this group of mortals with poor roots, there are four lucky ones who were chosen by Tianpeng Chef and are staying in the Paradise Palace, preparing to compete for the throne of the next Jade Emperor!!!

Yu Du:?

Jiang Yuan: Huh???

This is full of loopholes and nonsense that doesn't sound right. It is obviously another severe challenge to Jiang Hound's KPI.

*

"Da da da da------"

The thigh-thick iron lock made a loud noise, and the pig butcher, under the control of Hong Xian, pulled open the heavy iron door on the ground.

A thin powdery mist filled the air, ominously overflowing from the cave entrance.

According to the players, when they were caught by Tianpeng just now, they inhaled this strange powdery gas and their consciousness suddenly fell into hallucinations, thinking they were in paradise!

But it is not difficult to break the fog.

According to the traditional method of completing the game, when you encounter most toxic gases, just tear off a piece of cloth, wet it with urination, and cover your mouth and nose to effectively filter out the toxic gas. It is simple and crude.

The players immediately worked together to strip off the outer robe of a boar fairy next to them and tore it into strips. Just as they were about to pee, they saw that Yu Du and Jiang Yuan had taken off their masks and hung them around their waists. They each wore a pale yellow bubble on their heads like an astronaut's helmet and were looking at them quietly, awkwardly but politely.

Even the head of the red-haired puppet tied around Yu Du's waist was covered with bubbles.

Jiang Yuan said embarrassedly: "Seeing you were busy, I didn't bother you."

Players: “…”

Please bother us for a while, both of you!

Xiaoyuer’s bubbles are of various types and styles, and they always give Jiang Yuan some unexpected surprises.

For example, the helmet bubble we are using now has a faint yellow glow. It can filter poison gas and provide illumination. It is powerful and can be said to be a must-have for game adventures.

He even started to feel melancholy, wondering what he would do if Xiaoyuer wasn't around next time during the game.

Wearing glowing bubbles on their heads, everyone walked carefully down the cold stone stairs like astronauts landing on the moon, and descended into the depths of darkness filled with pink mist.

The players became more and more frightened as they walked on the ground that felt like shit. It was obvious that this place was a billion times different from the Paradise they had seen before.

But when asked what the specific differences were, these grown men all hemmed and hawed and were unable to explain clearly.

There were only a few reasons that could make them feel ashamed. Jiang Yuan could almost guess what the heavenly palace they saw looked like, and the answer was soon revealed.

From the depths of the pink mist, several hazy and extremely excited male voices were heard.

Wuqu: "Keep playing the music! Keep dancing! Whoever makes me happy will be rewarded handsomely!!!"

Ouyang Ming: "My beloved, come here. I will feed you a drink... What? With your mouth? My beloved is so naughty, hahahaha!!!"

Fatty Zhang looked like he was drunk, sitting there laughing foolishly: "Hahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha idiot!!!"

The three candidates for the Jade Emperor sat in each of them, hugging each other, acting unrestrained and extremely carefree. Rather than being in a fairyland, it looked more like a group of despotic rulers having a party in a pool of wine and meat.

Only Zhuge Jing, who was sitting alone and demurely, with a rosy face, said to the things around him: "Do you know the Goldbach conjecture? Yes, every even number not less than 6 is..."

But the place where they were was not a place of wine and meat, nor was it a fairy palace. Instead, it was deep in the dark and damp underground, in a pile of deformed mushrooms.

And what they embraced on both sides were not beautiful concubines, but a group of pink monsters that were half pig and half human.

Hundreds of monsters surrounded them from all sides, naked. Their bodies were almost the same as real pigs, except that they did not have upturned noses and big ears. On their huge heads, human eyes were where pig eyes should be, human noses were where pig noses should be, and the same was true for their ears, mouths, and even their tongues and teeth were exactly the same.

Each monster has six legs. The first two pairs are human hands, and the last pair are human feet. Its pink and smooth body is covered with sparse black hair, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

A monster opened its human lips and bit Wu Qu's rough cheek. The man laughed loudly and said foolishly: "Haha! The queen is really naughty. This emperor must teach you a lesson..."

As he said that, he began to unbutton his pants.

Seeing that Captain Wu was about to make the most horrifying mistake of his life, the executive officers of Team 7 felt their scalps tingling and they all rushed forward.

"Wait!! Captain!! Captain!! Captain, don't be impulsive!!!"

“You can’t do that! You can’t do that, Captain, please wake up!!!!!!!”

*

Three minutes later, Wu Qu, who had been splashed with cold water and regained consciousness, was still vomiting.

Ouyang Ming, Zhuge Jing and Fatty Zhang, wearing bubbles, were so shocked that they were speechless when they saw the pig-shaped monsters all over the ground.

Jiang Yuan was puzzled: "Fatty Zhang? How come you were also chosen as a candidate for the Jade Emperor?"

Wu Qu was the captain of the Seventh Squadron, Ouyang Ming and Zhuge Jing were the pillars of the First Squadron, but what was the identity of this fat man Zhang with his hands cut off? How did he bypass the other executive officers and be selected as a candidate by Tianpeng?

"How would I know!!!" Fatty Zhang was so ashamed and angry that he pointed at the monsters all over the ground and said, "Holy shit!! Was that what we just hugged?!"

Yu Du explained calmly: "Human-pigs are usually gentle and modest, not aggressive, don't be afraid."

Just as he said, after the four people woke up, these monsters just lay there quietly, snoring, and had no intention of attacking.

Ouyang Ming collapsed: "Captain! This is not a question of being afraid or not, I...! I...my first kiss!!!"

Zhuge Jing's face also turned pale as he looked at the human-pig he had just hugged. It seemed that he had just given his true heart to the beast in the meat pool and wine forest.

"Don't panic, don't panic, it's not a big deal." Jiang Yuan quickly comforted him and asked, "By the way, did you eat anything just now?"

Fatty Zhang: "I've eaten before, what's wrong?"

Ouyang Ming smacked his lips. "I think I ate something, sweet and fragrant... fleshy..."

Zhuge Jing: "I didn't eat it."

Someone asked: "That's not right? There's nothing to eat nearby. What do you eat?"

The faces of several people turned pale as mold.

"Dangdang! This is the kind of mushroom you are eating." Jiang Yuan picked a mushroom from where they had just sat and introduced it enthusiastically:

"This thing, scientifically called Geoduck Mushroom, may look aphrodisiac, but that's just an illusion to attract men to eat it."

"The characteristic of the Geoduck Mushroom is that it will emit this light pink spore mist, which paralyzes the human central nervous system, causing them to hallucinate, be controlled by it, and eat it. Humans who eat it will gradually lose their sanity and turn into human-pigs."

Ouyang Ming's face turned from pale to blue-gray, and his cerebellum visibly withered:

"So... these pigs are transformed from mortals in the game after eating mushrooms?"

"Correct!"

Jiang Yuan finished his summary, smiled and clapped his hands, saying, "Okay, you can start to be scared now!"