Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

Five minutes later, Yu Du took back the disaster illusion, and the bubbles dispersed. A red-haired little wooden puppet with a bruised nose and face was kneeling on the ground, about to cry.

"Well, I...I didn't mean to leave you behind. I just drove Feiyun away in a hurry."

Jiang Yuan's white owl mask was lifted up to the side of his face. He folded his arms and asked coldly, "Then?"

"Then I accidentally drove too fast and was chased by a group of law enforcement officers to check my driver's license. I thought: How can I be checked by these idiots in the game? So I asked Fatty Zhang to step on the accelerator and race with them, and finally knocked them all over!!!"

He was still a little proud when he said this, but when he looked up, he saw that the two great gods were still holding their hands and had no intention of praising him, so he had to continue to bow his head and repent.

"Then... Feiyun hit the pillar of the South Heaven Gate, and we were caught up by the heavenly soldiers! We fought with dozens of heavenly soldiers, and just after we won the fight and were taking a rest, we ran into the Tianpeng chef who passed by. We were captured and taken to the Heavenly Kitchen, and they said they wanted to add a few more dishes to the Peach Banquet. I hid in the clouds with an invisibility cloak and escaped."

Jiang Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Tian Peng? Are you talking about Zhu Bajie from Journey to the West?"

"It's him, but he seems to be still here. The pig-headed servants call him [Head Chef Tianpeng]."

In other words, the reason why the players are so scattered now is, in the final analysis, all thanks to Jiang Adou Biaoyun.

Jiang Yuan smiled with a fake smile: "Adou, it is a waste of talent for you to stay in the human camp. If the evil god wants to recruit you in the future, please follow him."

Jiang Adou said innocently: "Ah? Why do you want me to go with that old man?"

Yu Du said coldly: "It can increase the failure rate of the evil god."

Jiang Yixing then realized that Jiang Yuan was mocking him again.

"I...I didn't do it on purpose. Besides, I've been wandering around here for so long, and I've already used the bamboo dragonfly to get a feel for the situation around here! As long as you listen to me, we can definitely rescue everyone!"

Jiang Yuan: "Oh? Then tell me."

"This Tianshenfang is Tianpeng's territory. It is also the main kitchen for the entire Yaochi Palace. All the meals for the Peach Banquet are delivered from here." The puppet pointed to the three-story pavilion next to it.

This house is similar to the surrounding buildings, with tumors growing on the golden tiles, and a few pieces falling off from time to time.

But what is different is that there is a huge pink smiling pig head sign on the roof, with veins running all over its face and a creepy and scary smile, like a pirated rocking toy in a cheap amusement park. It wears a pink chef hat, and a pink lace scarf wrapped under its head, with hearts painted on it, full of weird pink girlishness.

Pinocchio picked up a branch and began to draw the floor plan of the Tianshan Room on the ground with difficulty.

"We are now on the side of the front door. As long as we crawl through this dog hole, we can easily enter the Tianshan Room. Every minute or so, a batch of pig heads will come in and out to deliver food. We must hide behind the headlights on the side, as that is their blind spot."

Jiang Yixing spoke in detail and seriously, and it was obvious that he had already figured it out quite clearly. However, Jiang Yuan felt a little dizzy after listening to him and yawned.

At this time, several pig squeals were heard from inside the fence: "Puff...!!! What is this!!?"

"Woooo!!"

The red-haired puppet looked up alertly: "What's going on?"

Jiang Yuan squatted on the ground and waved his hand: "It's okay, go on, what next?"

"Oh, then we can use the rhythm of one-five-one-five, avoid the sight of all the pigs, bypass the kitchen, and reach the backyard. They are all locked in the basement in the backyard."

"There are two wild boar butchers guarding the basement. They are both above the critical level. It's a bit troublesome, but we can lure one to this side blind spot first, kill it quietly, and then deal with the other one. Then we can go down to rescue people."

"It's just that my bamboo dragonfly can't detect it... Hey! What are you doing!!!"

The Black Crow youth picked up the little puppet on the ground and walked towards the main gate.

Jiang Yuan put on the white owl mask and said, "Let's go in and take a look."

Seeing that they were trying to force their way in, Jiang Yixing immediately struggled: "What...what are you going to do?! The main entrance is full of monsters!!! I told you that going through the dog hole is the safest..."

However, no one paid attention to his struggle. Jiang Yuan said to Yu Du:

"Sir, just now at Yue Lao's place, I suddenly realized a new Brahma Questioning move. Let me demonstrate it to you."

Yu Du: “Okay.”

The two people and one couple stood in front of the door of the Tianshanfang. The heavy red door, which was more than ten meters high, slowly opened, and a gust of hot and fishy wind blew on the faces of the three people who came in.

Behind the door, two giant wild boar figures appeared.

They are tall, with muscular bodies, thick manes, a mouth full of deformed and intertwined fangs, holding eight-meter machetes full of gaps, bodies covered with scars, and wearing black leather aprons stained with blood and flesh. At first glance, they look very difficult to deal with.

Jiang Yixing thought something was wrong: Oh no, it’s those two wild boar butchers guarding the backyard!!!

"Jiang Yuan, what are you doing... ah?!!"

His words came to an abrupt end when he saw the scene behind the door.

The first thing that catches the eye is the red spider silk that is tightly wrapped and hung high everywhere, like a red lotus of karma fire blooming in the heavenly kitchen.

The Tianshan Room was silent. The movements of the pig-headed fairies in pink and white robes were all frozen at the last moment: some were busy serving dishes and transporting ingredients, some were beating and scolding the clumsy pig-headed ones, some were hiding aside and being scolded, and some were cutting vegetables and cooking in the kitchen.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When they saw someone breaking in at the door, they all looked as if they saw the Grim Reaper coming to collect pig heads. Their terrified faces, pig eyes widened, their tall noses moved up and down nervously, and nasal fluid was shaking out, but it was of no use.

Because their mouths were all sealed with red thread and every joint in their bodies was tied, they were no longer under their own control.

The red line was pulled flexibly, and the fat pig fairies turned around like puppets, knelt down in front of the three people in an orderly manner, and then bowed deeply and respectfully, which made Jiang Yixing stunned.

"Ah, this... my grandma's legs... is this the end???"

Jiang Yuan said to Yu Du happily: "How is it? It's fun, right?"

Looking at the red-line puppets all over the yard, a hint of envy appeared in the young man's purple eyes under the black crow mask, but he didn't know what he was thinking about. His slender black eyelashes trembled and soon drooped down in disappointment.

"Very impressive." Xuan Yu's filtered voice was muffled.

"hey-hey."

Jiang Yuan jumped in front of Yu Du and used one finger to lift the young man's sharp chin so that he could look at him. He lowered his voice and said with a smirk:

"Sir, please don't mess with me again. I'll use puppetry to tie you up and play with you."

These words lit up the young man's gloomy purple eyes beneath his satin hair. A blush appeared on his cheeks beneath his black crow mask, and he swallowed a mouthful of warm and cool saliva with difficulty.

Yu Du nodded and said, "Well, it's up to you."