Zongman: Becoming a fun person from Naruto

"who!"

Hearing the voice, Tsunade and Jiraiya instantly became alert and looked around with serious expressions.

Of course, it was because this place was so strange that they had lost all their perception abilities except their five senses.

But they were once among the strongest ninjas, and now they have cheats!

Even this was enough to make someone follow me! And judging from the voice just now, it was obviously someone behind me!

But when I turned around, I didn’t see anyone!

Tsunade, because she was drunk, she draped the red cloth from the gambling table over herself and acted crazy, and accidentally gained the abilities of a superwoman!

Flying: You can fly as you wish.

Super Strength: Infinite strength. Super Breathing: Has the ability to blow strong winds, generate cold air, and freeze objects.

Super Hearing: Can hear anything and everywhere, her hearing can exceed the speed of sound.

Super Defense: Invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, only powerful attacks can penetrate her skin.

Super Healing Abilities: Whenever she is injured, she heals herself at an extremely fast rate, depending on how much solar energy her cells store. The sun is the main source of energy for her healing abilities.

Super Vision: Ability to see through solid objects (X-ray vision), microscopic objects (microscopic vision), and distant places (telescopic vision).

Thermal Vision: Can use both eyes to emit high temperature rays converted from the stored solar energy in the body. The strength and range can be adjusted. In addition to being used to attack enemies, it can also be used to clean and suture wounds during surgery. It can also emit microwave rays that ordinary people cannot detect with the naked eye.

After acquiring these abilities, the red cloth turns into an S badge, which turns into a combat uniform when placed on the chest!

And there are so many colors and styles! And the damage can also consume the wearer's physical strength or energy to repair!

Tsunade, who has super vision, can only see through solid objects, while Qianyuchen's invisibility is to make herself transparent, similar to a spirit.

The invisibility ability comes from Saiki Kusuo. In the original work, the Yin-Yang Eyes can see the invisible Saiki Kusuo, so theoretically the Rinnegan can see the invisible Chiyuchen.

But Tsunade's super vision can't do that.

And Jiraiya was once in a pub drinking shochu and eating octopus balls.

The octopus balls suddenly turned into tender yellow balls, and they looked sticky.

However, because Jiraiya was drunk, he didn't care and swallowed the strange meatball in one gulp!

Just like that, Jiraiya gained the ability to be the highest combat power in the low-level martial arts world! The ability of Koro-sensei in Assassination Classroom!

And it is a version that has been optimized and improved through the system!

Super strong regenerative ability: its body will regenerate quickly after being damaged, and it is estimated that it will be able to fully regenerate after an entire tentacle is cut off within 10 seconds.

Super Speed: It can move at super high speeds and even fly long distances, with speeds reaching Mach 20 (20 times the speed of sound).

Super strong defense: The body can be compressed to form a high-density orange crystal, which surrounds the head. This state can defend against the impact of nuclear bombs, the dissolution of liquid steel above 1500c, and strong acid corrosion... The disadvantage is that the body cannot move and can only last for 24 hours.

In addition to these basic abilities, the system's teacher-killing feature has also been optimized and even strengthened!

The "Koro-sensei substance" in the original work can kill him, but this Koro-sensei characteristic does not have this weakness!

When the body encounters water, it will uncontrollably absorb water molecules and cause the body to swell, and the speed will also be relatively reduced.

However, our copycat version of Koro-sensei will not be like this at all!

The moisture absorption when in contact with water can be controlled! If you want to absorb it, then absorb it! If you don't want to absorb it, then don't absorb it!

In a sense, the body's self-healing speed represents the body's potential!

Judging from the speed of Tsunade and Jiraiya's self-healing, it is very suitable for practicing martial arts! They can train their bodies without worrying about hidden injuries!

Especially Jiraiya! These tentacles are really enviable!

Even though Tsunade's genes have now evolved into the genetic abilities of Kryptonians, her lifespan has increased and she is now actually a girl, and her figure has become even taller!

When the already super high appearance is improved, the mind becomes even broader and more tolerant!

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It's big and firm, and you can tell at a glance that it has a large capacity and can feed 10 babies at a time!

The slender waist and the perky peach are simply the most stunning sight on earth!

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You can give birth to 10 babies at a glance!

But even such a beauty is not as tempting as Jiraiya in Qian Yuchen's eyes!

Well, it’s a bit ambiguous to say this. In Qian Yuchen’s eyes, nothing is as tempting as the tentacles!

Although Qian Yuchen, the humanoid symbiote, can also extend tentacles, who can resist making themselves even more perverted! ?

Qian Yuchen has thought it through, symbiote + Nika fruit + Koro-sensei + Majin Buu! He is the man who will become the Tentacle King!

According to the estimated calculations by Qian Yuchen's backend (spiritual supercomputer), possessing these abilities would make his body immortal!

In addition to the rules, even if he was beaten to the point where only a piece of flesh, no no no a cell, no no no, a small piece of gene chain was left, his body could still be reborn!