Zongman: Becoming a fun person from Naruto

"Hey! Stand still! Let us search you!"

The two Five Elements ninjas yelled at Tsunade.

Tsunade was originally too bored flying and wanted to land to have a meal, but before she could eat, she was stopped by the ninjas from the Hidden Five Elements Village.

"This is really a name change. Even the forehead protector has a new pattern."

Tsunade was stopped but didn't think much about it. Instead, she looked at the forehead protector of the Five Elements Village with interest.

The Tai Chi is surrounded by five magatama. Well, it looks okay, but compared to the symbols of other hidden villages, the pattern of their Five Elements Village has more strokes.

"Hey! What are you standing there for? Take off your clothes!"

There are bad people everywhere. These two bastards can't tell the difference between the big king and the small king. When they see someone like Tsunade, they not only want to rob her of her money, but they also want to rape her!

"Huh?" Tsunade tilted her head.

10 seconds later.

The two ninjas from the Five Elements Village knelt in front of Tsunade with bruised faces and noses.

"Wuwuwu~, Auntie, we were wrong. We won't search you anymore."

"Let me ask you two, why are you searching other people here!?"

"To answer your question, we just want to make some extra money."

"You're lying to me, right?" Tsunade's eyes shot out lasers, piercing through the area where the two were kneeling!

The two looked at each other and told the truth from the heart.

"It was Kakuzu-sama's order."

"That's right! He sent several teams to rob people on the road leading to Wuxing Village."

"Well, let us search others for the Dragon Balls! Don't you think that with our limited strength, we can't keep them even if we find them, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, who said it wasn't! Stupid Kakuzu-sama! Damn it, he actually made us cannon fodder!"

The two of them chatted with each other and soon sold out all the goods in Kakuzu.

Don’t blame them for being disloyal, it’s just that the stingy boss is unpopular.

Tsunade smiled, "Are you two really not afraid of letting that corner know how you two plotted against him?"

The cannon fodder ninja said in a flattering manner: "My lord, I have told you what I know. Can you please just let me go?"

"Let you go... I don't care about this. You should ask your Lord Kakuzu, am I right about the gentleman hiding in the corner?"

Qian Yuchen was stunned. What kind of strength do I have? How can I be discovered?

"As expected of Tsunade, one of the Three Ninjas of Konoha, you actually discovered me!"

Kakuzu suddenly jumped down from the tree.

Qian Yuchen: "Ah? I didn't sense him with my aura, could he be a man-made person?"

After Kakuzu appeared, Tsunade looked around and continued:

"What? Do you think I only noticed him and didn't notice you? Are you waiting for me to find you out?"

Qian Yuchen scratched his head. He was hiding in the bushes and was invisible. He had no idea how Tsunade found him.

However, just as he was about to lift his invisibility and come out of the bushes, another person jumped out from another tree.

"Ahahahaha, Tsunade, you are really good at strength. Not only your detection ability, but also your physique..."

As soon as he came out, Jiraiya stared at Tsunade with a lustful look.

Tsunade felt frightened by the look in her eyes and couldn't help it. Well, she didn't want to endure it either.

Without saying a word, he shot lasers from his eyes at Jiraiya's head...the head on it!

The laser instantly pierced through Jiraiya's long hair!

However, except for Kakuzu and the two unlucky guys who were still kneeling, Chiyuchen and Tsunade knew that the laser did not hit Jiraiya's hair at all!

What you just shot was just an afterimage!

Qian Yuchen didn't see any afterimage, but he clearly saw Jiraiya's movements.

This old Deng! He still had a lustful look on his face when he was dodging the lasers!

"Hey, hey! Old friend, we haven't seen each other for a long time, why are you still treating me like this!"

Jiraiya complained after suddenly appearing behind Kakuzu.

Kakuzu:!

Kakuzu shouldn't have come! These two are cheating! Can't they just fight like normal ninjas?

And they tied me up without saying anything! I haven't even told you what I'm here for!

At this time, Kakuzu, who had been tied up by Jiraiya with yellow tentacles, was cursing in his heart.

Not far away, Qian Yuchen, who was still the sixth in command, saw the tentacle and got hard, no, he was excited!

This, this, this! It's the tentacle of Koro-sensei from Assassination Classroom! It's exactly the same!

The tentacle monster ability user appears! He loves tentacle monsters the most! He must get this ability!

Kaguya: Danger!

"So, your perception is also impaired?" Jiraiya used a strand of white hair that turned into a yellow tentacle to lift Kakuzu and said as he walked to Tsunade beside him.

Hearing this, Tsunade nodded solemnly.

"Well, the closer we get to Yuyin and the Five Elements Village, the weaker my perception becomes. Now I can no longer judge by sensing other people's chakra. I can only rely on my five senses."

"Souga, it seems that you, Tsunade, have not lost your ninja's insight ability over the years."

"Idiot, my eyesight has only improved. And there was no wind just now, but leaves were floating down for no reason. Even a fool would know that there is someone up there!"

Qian Yuchen, who was following behind in stealth: (?_?＃)

"I'm not a fool!"

"I'm not in a hurry!"