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Cooking is not difficult, he can just learn it.

Apumian went out with high spirits and full of confidence, ready to show off his skills in front of Shen Jihuai after returning from his studies, and he would never let Shen Jihuai look down on him.

Shen Jihuai didn't know what Apumian was doing again, so he packed up the medicine box again and went into the kitchen. He washed the vegetables on the chopping board, cut them skillfully and set them aside. Fortunately, there were pots, pans, and seasonings here.

Apumian is not very good at cooking, and Shen Jihuai used to take care of all the housework. In some ways, Shen Jihuai behaves like a decent human being, and it is no wonder that Apumian is so infatuated with him, because Shen Jihuai has the capital to do so.

Looking at Apumian who had returned, Creek was a little confused. "Why are you back again? Aren't you usually planting flowers at this time of year?"

Apumian smiled awkwardly: "I found out that I can't cook, so I want to come to you to learn."

Hearing this, Creek looked at Apumian with doubtful eyes. He looked Apumian up and down for a long time and said in disbelief: "As a female insect, you can't even cook. If any male insect dares to want you in the future, aren't you afraid of not being able to find a male master?"

My lord, my lord. Apmian is so tired of hearing this sentence. He has been nagged all the time in the central part of the country, and now he is still nagged in the west. Please spare him quickly.

Seeing that he had a bitter and resentful look on his face, Creek thought he was sad because he couldn't cook. At this age, even if his parents didn't arrange a marriage for him, the people from the marriage agency would come to his house. An introduction by family is always better than one from a marriage agency.

He has been introduced to several ugly males by the marriage agency. He really doesn't know where the marriage agency found these weirdos.

She has a stupid appearance and has to rely on her father-in-law for support, but she still complains that he is not virtuous enough and not rich enough.

With his conditions, it is completely enough for him to find a better male insect, not to mention someone as well-off as Apumian. The bad thing is that Apumian can't cook.

It seems that he needs to work harder to teach Apmian how to cook, so that he won't be ridiculed by those rubbish male insects introduced by the marriage agency in the future.

"Come on, I'll teach you. Cooking is actually very simple. There are only two or three steps. Just remember them. It's no problem making simple dishes." Creek said as he walked.

Apmian nodded without listening carefully, recalling the time when he was in military school and was teased by his younger brother for failing the cooking class. Even the teacher was helpless with his cooking skills. He had never seen such a difficult student who had no talent at all.

Half an hour later.

Apumian had no talent for cooking after all. He cooked both pots of food into charcoal. Just looking at the strange shapes made them lose their appetite, not to mention the taste. The slightest smell made one feel nauseous.

At this moment, he was standing in front of Creek at a loss, staring at the two black and indistinguishable things in the trash can, and smiled awkwardly: "I have tried my best. Believe me, I will be able to do it next time."

Creek held his forehead helplessly, pushed Apumian out of the kitchen, and said disdainfully: "I finally know why you can't cook. It's not that you can't, but if you cook and eat, bugs will die. You'd better not make trouble here. Wait for me to cook and then you can eat with me."

This was the only solution for now. Apumian took off his apron and prepared to learn Crick's technique at the door. After observing for a while, he remembered that there was a male insect waiting for him.

He had been out for so long, and he didn't know if Shen Jihuai would be angry. Apumian sighed and said, "I'll go home first."

Creek nodded and shouted, "Remember to come over for dinner later."

Shen Jihuai must have lost his temper since he had been away for such a long time. After all, male insects tend to have bad tempers. He pretended to thank him before, but that was probably just an act to deceive the insects.

After what happened just now, the good impression that Apumian had finally developed towards Shen Jihuai was gone. If anyone was to blame, it was the male insect. The damn male insect really should have died outside.

He hoped that his house would not have been demolished when he returned, otherwise he would not mind letting Shen Jihuai disappear from this world forever.

Approaching the yard calmly, Apumian held his breath and listened to whether there were any hysterical roars or sounds of smashing things from the male insects in the house. After all, this was their usual trick to show their presence. He admitted that it was useful sometimes and could attract the attention of female insects, but it would not work on him.

After listening quietly for a while, Apmian not only did he not hear any sound of things falling, but it was also eerily quiet inside.

If the male insect is silent, he must be doing something strange.

Apmian slowly opened the door, hunched over, and tiptoed in, ready to give Shen Jihuai a "big surprise", but when he turned around, he bumped into a warm embrace.

Shen Jihuai stood there in a daze, not moving.

Apumian: “!!!”

"Apumian? I was just about to go out to look for you, and you came back. Why are you hunched over as you walk in?" Shen Jihuai straightened Apumian's body.

It was very awkward when their eyes met. She wanted to sneak in to catch Shen Jihuai to see if he had done anything bad, but was caught by Shen Jihuai. The female military officer was completely embarrassed by Apumian.

"I just went to my neighbor's house next door," Apumian laughed, "I just stood outside for a long time and my waist is a little sore."

Shen Jihuai said: "Since you are back, let's prepare to eat."

Apmian walked behind Shen Jihuai and found that Shen Jihuai was holding a wet rag in his hand, and seemed to be wiping the cabinet in the entrance hall. He had just wiped the cabinet a few days ago, and a lot of dust had accumulated over the past few days. He was thinking about cleaning it in the afternoon, but now he saw that the cabinet was very clean, and Shen Jihuai had almost finished wiping it.

Are there any male insects that can clean? Aren’t their limbs degenerated? The wings were lost because they didn’t want to move to purify. Now there are no male insects with wings. Most of them are fat, big-eared, and greasy.

Immature male insects still have some dignity, unlike those male insects that have already reached adulthood, which have no such thing as a face at all.

Shen Jihuai was exceptionally refreshing and handsome. When he bumped into his chest just now, Apumian's nose turned red. It was not soft at all, but hard.

When he changed Shen Jihuai's clothes before, he saw Shen Jihuai's strong and muscular body. If there were no insect patterns on the back of Shen Jihuai's neck, he would have suspected that Shen Jihuai was a female insect.

How can male insects manage their body shape?

"What are you doing here?" Apumian observed the whole room calmly. Many places had become clean. It seemed that Shen Ji was cleaning deliberately.

Shen Jihuai raised the rag and showed it to him, then explained honestly: "I have already prepared the meal, but since you haven't come back yet, I simply cleaned the house."

"What?" Apmian quickly rushed past him into the kitchen and opened the tightly closed lid of the pot. The food was left warm in the pot to prevent it from getting cold. Just by smelling the food, he could tell that the bug who cooked the food was different from him, a clumsy bug.

It has all the qualities of color, fragrance and taste. It cannot be achieved without some skill. For example, Apumian cannot do it.

If the vegetables he bought from Creek had not disappeared and there were processed vegetables in the kitchen trash can, he would have suspected that Shen Jihuai had ordered two dishes from a restaurant in town.

But Shen Jihuai had neither brain nor money, and it would take more than half an hour to get from the town to here. So the truth was, this dish was indeed made by Shen Jihuai.

Shen Jihuai can say thank you, bandage wounds, cook, and clean. He doesn't look abstract and a little silly, and his smile is prettier than flowers. Everything sounds so magical and unreal.

Apmianhuai pinched his arm hard and it hurt. It was not a dream, it was really done by Shen Jihuai.

Now the way Apmian looked at Shen Jihuai was no longer as if he was looking at an ordinary male insect, but more as if he was looking at some rare creature, a rare creature that only existed in the whole world. If he was placed in Tris, he could be directly worshipped, and an entrance fee would be charged just to see him.

He is the only one in this world, it is not wrong to say that he is rare.

Shen Jihuai felt a little embarrassed by Apumian's gaze. Could it be that Apumian had been deeply attracted to him? It seemed that his charm was the same as before. "If you are hungry, eat first. It won't taste good if it gets cold."

Apumian took a deep breath and asked in a trembling voice, "Did you cook all the dishes in the pot?"

"Yes, I saw you were halfway through and went out again. It must be something important. I was afraid that you would be hungry when you came back, so I helped you." Shen Jihuai wanted to touch the hair on the back of his head, but his hand was still holding the rag, so he could only reveal a smile that would definitely charm Apmian.

His smile was so harmless that Apumian was stunned. He didn't think that Shen Jihuai did it on purpose at all.

Why are you angry? Shen Jihuai is smart and capable, physically disabled but mentally strong. He is really vicious. It is wrong for him to speculate about a male insect with a normal brain with the greatest malice.

Because of these things, Shen Jihuai was temporarily classified as the good bug side by Apumian. It also needs to be investigated whether Shen Jihuai would do these things.

Many male insects have two different faces before and after marriage. This is the experience that the male insect at the end of the village who likes to harass other female insects gave to Apumian.

That bug was really bad, so he kindly sent it in for transformation, hoping that it would be a good bug again after it came out.