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It must be said that Shen Jihuai asked a good question. He had reasonable reasons to suspect that Shen Jihuai was showing off his affection. "I don't know, maybe it's because he truly loves you, and he has directly crossed the racial barriers. No, you have traveled through time, why do you still care about these small details? There are all kinds of things in this world."

Shen Jihuai: “…”

"As for pheromones, I don't know anything about them. This is not a matter between you two. You can ask the mission target and you will know. Also, next time, please don't ask me such private questions. Please don't let me become part of your play. Thank you. I am very socially anxious."

Shen Jihuai: “…”

What the hell is social phobia? If I were socially phobic, I wouldn’t fly down from the sky.

It's the same as saying nothing. Never mind. For now, he should just take things one step at a time. At least he can stay with Apmian. If he had known earlier that he told Apmian that he was very similar to the female insect, Apmian would have been less wary of him and might even treat him as a good brother. By then, he would be able to take Apmian down with ease.

"Yes, good sisters. If Apmian likes female insects, then that's txl. It's true that you like males, but the target of the mission likes male insects. Please figure out the situation." 999 couldn't understand his train of thought.

Shen Jihuai rolled his eyes at him: "What do you know? This is called true love between us. We are of different races, so what does gender matter? Besides, I am a real person."

999: “6.” Shen Jihuai was indeed mentally ill.

He has to go to a meeting, otherwise he won't be able to see the teacher.

The decision of whether Shen Jihuai should stay or go was finally made. He lived peacefully in Apumian's house. It could be said that "everyone was happy".

Apmian gathered his clothes and went to take a shower. There were bathrooms in the house, one outside and another in his room.

If Shen Jihuai wanted to take a shower, he could only do so here. What's more, Shen Jihuai had no spare clothes, so he wore Apumian's clothes. He also specially apologized to Apumian, saying that he had taken the clothes without his consent, and promised to wash the clothes.

Apumian was indeed not thoughtful enough in this matter. He should have come back earlier and taken Shen Jihuai to the town to buy clothes tomorrow.

The bathroom was very clean, toiletries were neatly arranged, and the water on the washbasin and floor was wiped away. It was hard to imagine how Shen Jihuai managed to do all these things with an injured foot.

Apmian inexplicably began to be curious about what Shen Jihuai's planet was like. Not only did Shen Jihuai have maxed out life skills, but even his thinking was unexpectedly advanced.

But Apmian could still smell the faint scent of Shen Jihuai in the bathroom. He cut his shower time in half and quickly ventilated the bathroom.

Apmian had a premonition that Shen Jihuai would make the house smell sweet.

He guessed wrong, he was the only one who could smell it.

Half of the food was kept warm in the pot. Apumian suddenly realized what was going on while he was eating. He said that it was the male insect that could cook. This situation did not exist at all. It turned out that Shen Jihuai was not an insect. No wonder he could do housework and cook, and even cooked delicious food.

Apumian ate too much without realizing it. He touched his round belly and cleaned up the dishes by himself, still thinking about Shen Jihuai.

Shen Jihuai said that he wanted to find a way to go home, but the distance between the two planets cannot be measured by distance, and it is unknown whether Shen Jihuai can go back. If it were him, if he found a way to go back, he would go back no matter what.

Indeed, Shen Jihuai used to think so.

the next day.

Apmian got up early on purpose and planned to go to the yard to see his flowers, but Shen Jihuai got up even earlier than him. The smell of porridge was already wafting from the kitchen. He got up early in the morning just to make breakfast.

The best bug in the world, ah no no no, the best person in the world.

Apmian quietly walked to the kitchen and peeked at Shen Jihuai through the door frame. Shen Jihuai still had gauze wrapped around his head, and his injured foot was weakly placed on the ground. He relied on only one foot to support most of his body weight. His body was a little tilted, and when he wanted to pick up something, he had to jump to move it. He looked very funny, and it was even funnier with the white radish.

Creek gave him a few pumpkins yesterday, and Shen Jihuai used them to make porridge this morning.

There were some melon peels on the floor that had not been cleaned up in time. Shen Jihuai walked over and suddenly slipped, and his body fell to the ground. Apmian thought to himself that something was wrong and rushed over quickly, hoping that if Shen Jihuai fell, he would be the first to help him up.

The embarrassing thing was that his hand was already on Shen Jihuai's waist, but Shen Jihuai just swayed a bit, stood steadily again, turned his head and met the bewildered Apmian's eyes.

The air was filled with the aroma of porridge, and there was an Apmian who wished he could crawl into a crack in the ground.

Apumian pulled the corners of his stiff mouth and said, "Good morning."

This happened so early in the morning. Apumian hated himself for getting up so early and for coming to see Shen Jihuai.

It's really hard to explain why he didn't mean it. Shen Jihuai must believe him.

Shen Jihuai still held the spoon in his hand, standing still, raising his eyebrows slightly, and teasing: "Good morning, Apumian, you have been holding me for ten seconds, do you want to continue holding me? If not, let me go first, the porridge is about to become mushy. If you still want to hold me, wait for me to take a look at the porridge before letting you hold me. I don't mind. The most important thing is that you probably don't want to drink mushy porridge."

Apumian stared into his eyes for a few seconds, then he let go of his hand as if he had been burned, and tried to run over in a panic, but the kitchen was so small that he almost bumped into the door frame. He could only look and back away: "You go ahead, go ahead, I won't bother you."

"It's really strange, why did he leave? Are you going to hug me or not?" Shen Jihuai muttered, "Is it because I don't have charm?"

Apmian's feet slipped and he almost had a close contact with the floor. After he stood firm, he quickly ran away. He was really a dead bug. It was all over. Shen Jihuai wouldn't misunderstand that he was a casual bug.

Being alone with Shen Jihuai is very strange. In Shen Jihuai's words, it is like a single man and a single woman in the same room. If one day dry wood meets fire, who knows what will happen.

Apmian stayed in the bathroom for a long time, trying to let time get rid of the awkwardness, but Shen Jihuai sat at the dining table with a normal expression and a newspaper in his hand.

In the central region, paper media such as newspapers have long been eliminated, but they are still used in the west. After all, not everyone can afford a light computer. After coming here, Apumian also followed the local customs and subscribed to a newspaper. He can take it out and read it when he has nothing to do. Looking at a light computer every day is bad for the eyes, otherwise Shen Jihuai would not have been able to receive so much information.

"I heard that the unmarried male insect with a very high level of spiritual power is going to marry a female monarch recently, and he has even held a blind date dinner. Basically, everyone who meets the requirements wants to give it a try. He is really a popular commodity. But looking at his appearance, it seems that he has no body management. Female insects all like this type." To say that he is plump and round is already a euphemism. His body is simply fat and big-eared. He has to gasp for breath after walking every two steps. It is hard to imagine that they are tasked with reproduction.

They look very abstract, and I really don't know what attracts female insects.

When Shen Jihuai was in the Male Insect Protection Association, he seemed out of place because of his exquisite looks and successful body management. However, those male insects did not feel inferior in front of him. Instead, they were very confident and said that he was too thin.

Is he thin? Shen Jihuai looked down and saw that he was just relatively strong.

Apumian thought about who Shen Jihuai was talking about, and it took him a long time to remember that the male insect with the purest blood was a male insect with more than a dozen female servants. He said sarcastically, "I'm afraid that his dozen female servants can't satisfy him. After all, his purchasing power is well-known in the central region, and there are a lot of female insects rushing to pay for him with just a flick of his finger. Many female insects want to have a romantic relationship with him. Why does he suddenly want to marry a female monarch? It doesn't suit his personality."

Hearing Apumian's tone, Shen Jihuai could reasonably suspect that he regarded those male insects as people from brothels, and that if they just smiled, there would be rich men willing to spend money on them.

But it’s almost the same, male insects are indeed gigolos.

"What you said makes sense, but I also noticed that the Insect Emperor seemed to intend to let the Sixth Prince go as well. If I remember correctly, the Sixth Prince is your younger brother." Shen Jihuai put the newspaper aside and served Apmian a bowl of porridge.

Apumian nodded, "Don't worry, that male insect won't be interested in Elaine. Elaine is not a submissive person. That male insect only likes obedient female insects. With Elaine's personality, he will definitely make life a mess."

Shen Jihuai said: "But you are all S-level female insects. How are you going to get through the fq period? Isn't it said that the higher the level, the more painful it is?"

Apumian said calmly, "Take the inhibitor."

He glanced at Shen Jihuai and added, "We still have to survive. Female insects are not useless and will not bow down easily."

Shen Jihuai felt inexplicably guilty. When he deeply marked Apumian, he was taking advantage of the situation, making sure that Apumian would not hurt him.

Apumian picked up the porridge in front of him, stirred it with a spoon, and said, "Eat first. I will take you to town to buy clothes. My clothes don't fit you."

What Shen Jihuai was wearing was his own. He washed his clothes immediately after taking a shower yesterday and left them to dry overnight on the heater. Apmian's clothes were so tight on his neck that he felt uncomfortable and had a little difficulty breathing.

No boyfriend shirt, that wouldn't be appropriate for him.

His clothes were quite suitable for Apmian.

For some reason, Apumian felt that there was something odd in Shen Jihuai's eyes, a strange feeling that he couldn't describe.