After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy
Chapter 163 Eating melons at night is much more exciting than eating melons during the day
"But I tell you, you can cheat me of my feelings, but you can't cheat me of my money. After all, I can love many people in my life, but I can't make much money."
The deputy commander dared not say anything.
He could only lower his head like a puppy, and he suddenly felt very sympathetic to the dog in Shen Yunyue's arms.
It's so pitiful.
But just because he looked at Shen Yunyue one more time in the crowd, from then on... wuwuwu... he lost his freedom.
Human traffickers.
"Old Princess, I have something else to do."
The deputy commander was so anxious that his feet were smoking and the guards around him ran away in a flash.
Shen Yunyue stretched out her hand.
"Don't go. I'm stopping on the next street. Come over and have a snack and talk."
The deputy commander wished he could grow a pair of wings.
"Don't look back, the old princess is too scary."
"Wow... I'm still a virgin. I'm so scared..."
The deputy commander secretly thought that this bowl of free rice was not tasty.
Seeing them running fast, Shen Yunyue pinched the stray dog's head. "Why do you think they are running?"
Stray dog:"……"
I shook my head and said, I don’t know.
When the onlookers saw this, the commander had run away.
If they stayed, they would only get slaughtered, and they all ran away without a trace.
Shen Yunyue was left a little confused.
"Dog. These people are such dogs." She pointed two fingers at the dog's eyes and said, "Would you like to come back with me? From now on, I'll have bones to chew and a place to live."
Just as the dog was about to shake its head, it saw Shen Yunyue's paw poking at it.
He lowered his head and said, "Woof woof woof..."
Nod ingratiatingly.
Shen Yunyue patted its head.
"Since you are so shameless and want to go back with me, I will take you away reluctantly.
You have black fur, and only your claws are white. You look like a wolf, so I’ll call you Little Wolf.”
The little wolf licked Shen Yunyue's shoes in a flattering manner.
It has no choice.
Because of a fart, I lost my freedom.
Find someone to reason.
The man and the dog came to the street near the little monk's house and saw Tang Ning and Long Yizi nearby.
Shen Yunyue frowned.
"Master Long, Princess Tang. You two are so romantic. Are you walking along the street in the sunset?"
Long Yizi's face darkened.
"Master Shen, stop talking nonsense. Why are you here...?"
He looked around suspiciously, and saw small houses with courtyards everywhere. They belonged to families with a little money, but not much...
It’s a bit far from here to the palace.
Shen Yunyue pointed at the little wolf.
"I was looking at the world, and it said I didn't understand it and farted at me. I chased it for several blocks before I caught up with it. I discussed with it whether I really understood the world.
Look, it was so PUA-ed by me that it didn’t want to leave, and it insisted on being my watchdog for the rest of its life.”
Shen Yunyue became more and more excited as she spoke.
"You bastard, I will take revenge on you even if I have to wait until tomorrow."
Tangning was amazed, "The old princess is really special."
"I will take revenge."
[Host, what's so great about you chasing a dog? 】
[Yes. When I go back, I will eat fried beans with salt, and I will also smoke the little wolf to death with my stinky fart. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman.]
Long Yizi was a little skeptical at first.
After listening to Shen Yunyue's true feelings, he was convinced.
"Old Princess, you are really special."
"As long as I live up to my own standards, I will leave the rest to retribution." Shen Yunyue ignored Tang Ning's glance at Long Yizi and turned away calmly.
The little wolf limped along behind her.
Tang Ning was a little unconvinced.
"Master Long, do you believe what she said?" Who would go crazy enough to chase a dog?
"letter."
Long Yizi used his fingers to tell fortunes, but the other party was too powerful.
It can't be calculated particularly accurately.
The only conclusion I could draw was that a big shot really had come to the Great Zhou, combined with what Tang Ning had said about the dream.
"Tangning. Maybe that person is not being hunted by someone."
"I clearly heard it."
"So what? Let's go."
Tangning stared at Shen Yunyue's direction without giving up, "Just follow her."
"Trust me for once, okay?"
Long Yizhi was moved by her sincere eyes, "Okay then. I'll trust you again."
"Yeah. I won't let you down."
The two of them followed Shen Yunyue stealthily.
Shen Yunyue didn't know.
The little monk’s house is in sight.
The melon exploded.
[Host. Treasure detected. Do you want to go? ]
Shen Yunyue's eyes lit up.
Of course I will go.
She first quietly approached the gate of a house on the side of the road and saw that there was no one in the yard.
Tiptoe in.
He took the hoe and came out quietly.
Long Yizhi and Tang Ning, who were following behind, were completely confused. They didn't dare to speak out and scare Shen Yunyue.
I had no choice but to follow her quietly.
Ling Buqi appeared from not far away, with a sneer on his face.
Followed.
What Shen Yunyue didn't know was that the road she was walking was getting further and further away.
The more people know her.
Everyone followed behind consciously.
When Long Yizhi discovered this, Cao Dechong had already walked up to him. "Master Long, are you going to take Princess Tang for a romantic stroll in the sunset?"
Long Yizhi: "Are you Shen Yunyue's apprentice?"
"I want to learn from you." Cao Dechong stroked his beard, "but she dislikes my age and my ugly appearance."
Everyone following behind was very surprised.
Why is this woman carrying a hoe?
"Isn't it digging a hole to bury someone?"
"No, we dug up a body at the tea party last time. Are we digging up a body again today?"
"Shh, keep your voice down."
……
Shen Yunyue didn't notice the movement behind her at all.
She and the little wolf walked very quickly.
At this moment, the sun couldn't hold on any longer. It kept shouting "Get off work, get off work."
The moon hasn't risen yet.
Dulu: "Work overtime."
The sun had to work overtime for a while, but finally went off work crying.
Shen Yunyue came to an abandoned old house.
The old house was the courtyard of a corrupt official in the previous dynasty and it is said to be haunted from time to time.
The grass grows thicker than other trees.
Shen Yunyue asked Xiaolang to go in, "You go in first, if you are not dead, I will go in."
The little wolf was very regretful.
Because of a fart that he couldn't hold back, his miserable life began.
No matter what.
No matter how powerful a dog is, it will be useless if it meets Dianmen Laoliu.
Shen Yunyue followed the little wolf in.
She took out a night-shining pearl and held it in her hand. She wanted to use a flashlight, but she was worried about scaring an unknown object, so she decided to use the night-shining pearl, which represents wealth and status, to look cool.
Walked a while.
Guagua lowered his voice: [Host, it's right here. ]
[Gua, what will happen if you speak louder? ]
[To match the scary atmosphere and to cover up the fact that we stole. Please don't speak too loudly.]
Ok.
Shen Yunyue admitted it.
She put away the night pearl, and soon the sound of digging the ground was heard in the darkness.
The crowd stood not far away like a row of dogtail grass.
Watching her digging the ground quietly.
Someone whispered:
"The old princess is burying a body?"
"Like digging up a corpse?"
Cao Dechong was very excited.
Eating melon at night is much more stimulating than eating it during the day, but my heart is pounding a little. What's going on?
Tang Ning felt that the matter was not simple.
She opened her mouth slightly, and several flying insects flew into her mouth smoothly.
She wanted to cough, but Long Yizi covered her mouth.
He stretched his neck and pushed the flying insect into his stomach.
Shen Yunyue works very efficiently.
soon……
A small pit appeared.
She said to herself, "Oh my god, I'm really good at farming."
Say it.
She began to plan again.
The little wolf jumped up and down following her and even barked a few times.
"Hush... Little Wolf. We are thieves, so please be quiet."
"Have you ever seen someone do something bad and make such a big noise? It's so unprofessional."
The little wolf was scolded and dared not say a word.
Everyone couldn't help but gasp.
The old princess came out in the middle of the night to do bad things.
I couldn't help but discuss:
"What are you digging for?"
"Hand it in?"
Shen Yunyue heard a sound and a smile appeared on her lips.
He bent down and took something out from inside, "Ahhh...whose head is so big."
Done.
She threw what was in her hand backwards.
Everyone screamed in fear.
Ling Buqi landed next to Shen Yunyue and asked, "What are you doing?"
The tragic voices of the onlookers rose one after another.
"Don't throw it over here."
"What the hell?"
Shen Yunyue shouted: "Headless ghost."
"Hahaha……"
Another scream.
Someone lit a torch, and when they looked again, they saw that it was a wooden stake.
"Old Princess, what are you doing here so late at night?"
Shen Yunyue was also angry.
“Is this yard yours?”
"No."
"Is that from any of you?"
Everyone looked at each other, "Neither. The house has no owner."
"So are you guys here to steal chickens and dogs or to have a ghost romance?"
Shen Yunyue cursed in her heart:
[Is it easy for me to make some money? 】
【It’s not easy.】
Cao Dechong was the first to say:
"I came here following County Lady Tang and Imperial Preceptor Long."
"Yes, yes. We followed them here as well."
"Thought they were meeting in private."
Shen Yunyue became interested, "I said they were having an affair, but they refused to admit it. Are they planning to have sex at night so as not to affect their singleness during the day?"
She didn't allow Tangning to refute, "You young people really know how to have fun."
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