After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue didn't want to talk anymore.

She gave a sinister smile, "Little monk, you are very good at judging people. Tell me about your brain, what can I do?"

The little monk touched his bald head.

"Tigress. You won't hurt me. I'm here to save lives for you."

Shen Yunyue instantly felt that this boy deserved a beating.

She reached out and lifted the little monk's ear, "What did you call me?"

"Mother... Master said that the woman down the mountain is a tiger." The little monk held back his tears, "Brother didn't say that the woman down the mountain is something else."

"Ling Buqi, you bastard."

I saw the woman outside going crazy.

Ling Buqi pushed the door open and came out, "Save the people first. If you really bleed out all the blood, you can only make rice blood cakes to eat."

Shen Yunyue let go.

The little monk rubbed his ears and ran to the door.

He turned around and blinked at Ling Buqi, "Brother, this is the old princess you were dreaming about, right?"

Say it.

He rushed in and blocked the door.

"I want to save people and cannot be disturbed."

Ling Buqi turned around, clenched his right fist and lightly touched his nose.

"I'll wash the blood off the ground first."

Shen Yunyue sat on the stone bench in the yard.

"Why does the little monk call you senior brother?"

"The old monk saved me back then. He allowed me to enter Buddhism, saying that it would cleanse me of all the killings I had committed."

Ling Buqi carried a bucket and drew water from the well in the yard.

Pour the water on the ground.

Bucket after bucket was used to dilute the bloodstains on the ground.

"I didn't want to be a monk, so I escaped on a dark and windy night. I joined the Black Armor Guards and later wiped out the Ling family."

Ling Buqi placed the bucket on the well cover.

He took a small stool and sat next to Shen Yunyue, his eyes and brows were calm and composed.

It seems like you are talking about other people's affairs.

"The old monk wanted to save me, but unfortunately..."

Shen Yunyue stared into Ling Buqi's eyes and said, "Fortunately, you didn't become a Buddhist. People with lustful hearts cannot become Buddhists."

He smiled and placed Shen Yunyue's hand in his own palm.

"you are right."

There was a sound of thunder outside.

"Help! There are human traffickers. The officers from the Five Cities Military Department are here to arrest them."

"Someone is running naked..."

When Shen Yunyue heard this, she thought someone was running naked...

Her eyes lit up and she quickly stood up and ran outside.

Ling Buqi grabbed her.

"What are you doing out here?"

"When you see injustice, tell everyone where the human traffickers are? Where are the people running naked?"

Shen Yunyue swallowed her saliva. She didn't like to be a hero, but she just wanted to see what a naked runner looked like?

[Ah, how could we miss such an earth-shattering scene? ]

[Host, you still have time to get out now.] Guagua screamed.

Ling Buqi: “…”

The hammer is complete.

Guagua is a pervert.

"Are you sure you're not someone who wants to see naked people?"

"I do not want to see."

Shen Yunyue shook her head insincerely, "I just want everyone to know that our attitude towards human traffickers is to never let them go..."

“What if that trafficker is you?”

"What? Who is so wicked? How could I be a human trafficker?" Shen Yunyue was unconvinced. "Oh God, oh earth. Second Uncle is dancing on top of a grave."

Ling Buqi embraced Shen Yunyue.

He came to a side door and pulled out one of the bricks.

"Look at it."

Shen Yunyue leaned over the hole made by removing the bricks and looked outside.

"puff……"

She staggered back a step and fell to the ground.

"Don't stop me, catch that dog. It farted into the hole in the brick."

Smell that suffocating fart smell.

Ling Buqi didn't dare to speak.

He quickly let go of his hand, fearing that Shen Yunyue would fart at him continuously.

"Damn it, you were eating other people's melons. Who knew that this big melon would fall on your head." Shen Yunyue pushed Ling Buqi away, pushed the door open and walked out angrily.

What did the stray dog ​​eat?

The fart is so heady.

Shen Yunyue and the stray dog ​​looked at each other.

The stray dog ​​saw murderous intent in her eyes and quickly analyzed the advantages and disadvantages.

Can't bite...

Run away... run away...

"stop."

Shen Yunyue made an earth-shaking sound.

Originally, the people from the Five Cities Military Division were searching in this area and happened to arrive near the courtyard where Ling Buqi and his group were staying.

When I heard the sound, I hurried over.

"stop."

The people on the street are going crazy.

I heard there were human traffickers before.

Then there were streakers, and then...

There are melons...

Even the people from the Five Cities Army followed behind, hurrying after them.

Shen Yunyue chased the stray dog ​​across three streets.

The stray dog ​​was running out of breath.

Opened his mouth.

It seems to be saying, isn't it just a fart?

As for?

Behind Shen Yunyue were the spectators who didn't know the truth, and behind them were the people from the Five Cities Army and the spectators...

Shen Yunyue yelled:

"Got you."

She jumped up and pressed down, pinning the stray dog, which could not run, under her body.

The stray dog ​​rolled his eyes.

"We caught him, we caught him." Someone chased after him, "Young lady, is the person you're pinning down a streaker?"

Shen Yunyue raised her head, took off the pearl hairpin that was about to fall off her hair and put it in her sleeve.

"Nonsense, I was chasing this dog."

The deputy commander of the Wucheng Bingmasi brought his men over.

"Princess Li, why is it you?"

"Why can't it be me?"

"You screamed so miserably and ran so frantically just for this dog?" The deputy commander always felt that something was not right.

Shen Yunyue pinched the dog's neck.

"You have no idea how hateful this guy is. I heard someone shouting 'streaking man' and wanted to see what's going on. Who knew this bastard would actually fart so loudly at me?"

Shen Yunyue was filled with indignation as she spoke.

"Where's the streaking man?"

Everyone eating melons: "..."

"I've never heard of a naked streaker being a man or a woman?"

Someone suddenly realized:

"Does the old princess want to see a man running naked?"

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Isn’t this nonsense literature?

Who doesn’t want to see the opposite sex? Same sex is true love.

A few onlookers came over.

"The person the old princess wanted to see was found. He was in the alley next door. He was hanging out with Tian Er's wife, who was selling pancakes at the end of the street. Tian Er and his men chased him out."

Shen Yunyue loosened her grip on the dog.

"How about it?"

"It's a thin, hairless dog with a body full of ribs. Tian Er's wife always said that money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat."

The deputy commander asked considerately:

"Old Princess, go see how disgusting shit is?"

Shen Yunyue held her forehead and sat on the ground gasping for breath.

"Forget it, leave it to those who can't eat shit. My pure and sunny heart can't stand the smell of shit, so I'd better save it for something nutritious."

People who eat melon: "..."

We have no shortage of food either.

Shen Yunyue thought of something and took the initiative. "Why are you guys from the Five Cities Army running around on the streets for no reason?"

"I thought I was chasing your head instead of a dog."

"It almost burned out my CPU. Can you do something?"

The deputy commander looked confused.

"Old Princess, you ran away..."

"What's going on? Is it forbidden to run away in the capital?" Shen Yunyue was exhausted after running all the way.

"Honestly, with your mosquito-attracting physique, you wouldn't fall in love with me, right?"

The deputy commander was so frightened that his knees went weak.

"Don't kneel, I haven't agreed yet. How much savings does your family have?" Shen Yunyue believed that it was okay for him to like her, but if he liked her, he must be financially strong.

The personal guard behind the deputy commander spoke.

"Old Princess, we are..."

"What is it?"

"we would like……"

Shen Yunyue interrupted him sharply, "Don't even think about it. How can a pheasant be worthy of a phoenix? Look at your dead looks. How can you be worthy of me? Avoid me when you see me in the future."

The guards dared not say a word.

Isn't this too crazy for the old princess?

The deputy commander now understood why Shen Yunyue was so famous.

He was never this nervous even when he was killing people.

It was the first time that the onlookers saw someone render the people from the Five Cities Army Speechless.

I was completely in awe of Shen Yunyue.

"Princess Li, can we go now?"

Shen Yunyue glanced at him sideways and said, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person."

As soon as she spoke.

Everyone became more nervous.

"Tell me. What are you doing here?"

The deputy commander looked as if he was about to say something, which instantly angered Shen Yunyue.

"Don't think that I want to ride on your donkey just because I glanced at you in the crowd. A pheasant can't match a phoenix, so don't try to hit on me."

Shen Yunyue smiled slyly:

"How about I go talk to the Emperor tomorrow?"

The deputy commander immediately spilled the beans and told the story of Tang Ning reporting the case.

"She should go to the Dali Temple. Why is she looking for you?"

"I really don't know. Anyway, it's not about love. It's just that a young man in his twenties was kidnapped by human traffickers."

"There are so few clues, are you still looking for them?"

Shen Yunyue pretended to count money, "How much did Tangning give you? For this kind of business, we need to ask for more money."