After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

He Mingshi and He Siting followed her eagerly, "Mother, are you going out again?"

"Grandma. When will you be back?"

The big and the small were just like the poor Husky, waiting for Shen Yunyue to stroke their heads.

Shen Yunyue stroked their heads carelessly.

"You guys wait for me at home." She turned around and asked, "Where's Taogu?"

He Mingshi touched his nose.

"I asked Taogu to help me do something."

I acted as if I had done something wrong, but I still explained righteously: "Anyway, I didn't do anything bad."

Shen Yunyue understood.

Go do something bad.

"Baizhi, come with me to the palace." She walked out of the yard like a gust of wind and got into the sedan chair.

When we arrived at the corner gate at the entrance of the mansion, we got on the carriage.

Ye Cang was very excited.

"Old Princess, you're finally back." Ye Cang has been very free recently and misses the days when he drove for Shen Yunyue and was scolded by her from time to time.

"I've only been out for a few months. Of course I have to come back. Were you bullied?"

She is the only one who can bully her people.

Shen Yunyue was very curious, is there anyone more vicious than her?

Ye Cang felt a lump in his nose.

"I just haven't been bullied. Woohoo..."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

This guy must be seriously ill.

be cured.

"Ye Cang, masochism is also a disease. We can't hide our illness and avoid seeing a doctor, okay?"

I heard Shen Yunyue say earnestly that he was sick.

Ye Cang felt inexplicably happy.

"Old princess. Now that you are back, I will be well again."

……

Shen Yunyue speechlessly lifted the curtain and looked at the passers-by hurrying past outside.

"Did anything happen in the capital?"

The nightshade has very sensitive ears.

Hearing this, he explained:

"Tea parties are popular in the capital now, where people talk about government affairs. Many officials attend, and Tangning is the one who organized them."

Shen Yunyue was surprised.

This girl is quite curry.

"That's a good thing."

Ye Cang spat viciously, "What a bullshit. As soon as that evil-minded woman sticks her butt out, we know what shit she is going to do. Let's discuss it, why do we have to say a few words about what the old princess thinks?"

"Humph. Why would the old princess want to have anything to do with her?"

Shen Yunyue: “…”

"Miss Tang is so concerned about me. Hehehe..."

Ye Cang sighed quietly, "Old Princess, can you be more careful?"

"That woman has no good intentions."

Shen Yunyue reacted belatedly.

"Don't panic, don't panic. Your old princess is not a good person. At worst, you can just kill her to death..." Shen Yunyue showed the sinister smile of the outlaw Zhang San.

Bai Zhi couldn't help but encourage:

"How about I quietly sharpen my knife and kill her while she's asleep. When the suona sounds, we'll go and get a feast for two coins. When she's buried, who will know it was us who did the killing?"

All I can say is that Bai Zhi was led astray by Shen Yunyue.

In a short time.

Even the gifts and banquets for Tang Ning's death were planned.

Shen Yunyue comforted:

"Autumn Knife Sack. You are not Zhang San, the lawless criminal. The law net is vast and has loopholes.

Although I just want to eat, drink and play with my little brother, forgive the world before going to bed, and destroy everything when I wake up. This is not terrible, what is terrible is that when I go crazy, even I am afraid of myself. "

"How can life be smooth sailing without any pressure?"

Bai Zhi thought about it and it made sense.

"That's not good to have too much pressure. What if you get overwhelmed?"

Shen Yunyue's eyes were deep, "Then let the pressure become the cause of my madness."

"When I'm stressed out, I go crazy. I go crazy all the time."

Hearing Shen Yunyue’s nonsense.

Ye Cang and Bai Zhi had only one thought, that they were the most beloved persons by the fifth brother of Dianmen, and only the sixth brother of Dianmen could match this philosophy of life.

Arrived at the palace.

Shen Yunyue was a little dazed.

I haven't seen you for a while, and when I see the gold powder on the pillars, I always want to pick some up to take home and show off.

do as promised.

While no one was around, she clung to the pillar slickly.

Touching the gold foil on it, a secret struggle was brewing in my heart.

stingy?

Not stingy?

Are you stingy or not?

Go ahead, what if the emperor asks where the gold foil went?

She said she was hungry... and ate.

Open your mouth and come.

When Emperor Wu and King Chongshan came in, they saw Shen Yunyue hugging the pillar tightly and biting it with her mouth wide open.

"Leave the old princess."

"Master Shen."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Damn, will someone die if you come later?

Shen Yunyue swallowed and reached out to wipe the pillar clean. "I see there's too much dust on the pillar. I have a mysophobia."

Emperor Wu: “…”

"I see you're not picky about food."

[Your Majesty is so blind. I only like the cool and abstinent guy, the innocent little milk dog, the sickly big wolf dog, the gentlemanly scoundrel husband, and the overbearing boss who would kill me with his wealth if we disagree...

You, the stingy emperor, are not in my target group. Don’t say I’m not picky about food in the future...】

Emperor Wu: “…”

After all, he is the king of a country, and yet he is despised?

King Chongshan and Princess Chongshan who came in later moved their mouths again and again.

How come they heard Shen Yunyue’s thoughts?

Just... weird.

When Emperor Wu saw the expressions of King Chongshan and his wife, he knew that they could also hear Shen Yunyue's thoughts.

I secretly complained: This damn woman has no sense of self-control.

Really not as sensible as Tang Ning.

Look how well he flatters others. He is proficient in poetry, singing and dancing.

Thinking of this, he smiled and said:

"Shen Yunyue. Do you know what people are saying about me now?"

"do not know."

[Alas. Did the emperor eat his brain as tofu pudding when he slept at night? Why ask such a childish and outrageous question? ]

[Host, the emperor's IQ is only slightly higher than yours. ]

【How many? 】

【250.250】

Shen Yunyue: “…”

【Hahahahahaha…I am dying of laughter.】

Emperor Wu sharpened his knife and rushed towards Shen Yunyue.

The eyes of King Chongshan and his wife, who had never seen the world, were now wandering back and forth between Shen Yunyue and Emperor Wu.

I knew the capital was so interesting.

What are you still doing in Southwest?

Seeing that Emperor Wu was about to faint from anger, Gao Wuyong hurriedly put on a smile.

"Sir Shen, it's a pity that Qin Emperor Dongwu is slightly inferior in literary talent. Xizong Shunzu is slightly inferior in style."

"A genius of his generation, the He family's ancestor pioneered new territories. He only knew how to bend his bow and kill eagles."

"All the past is gone, but the heroes of today are still to be seen."

Gao Wuyong couldn't help but smile when he saw Shen Yunyue's mouth opened wide, looking like an ignorant spectator.

“Do you know who this poem is about?”

Another eunuch beside him immediately took over the conversation, "Our old princess is the daughter of a general, I'm afraid she doesn't quite understand what you mean."

As soon as Shen Yunyue heard it, she knew it was Tang Ning's doing.

But, what the hell did you change it to?

"Are you talking about our emperor?"

Gao Wuyong immediately gave her a thumbs up, "The old princess is smart."

King Chongshan and the Emperor looked at each other. Shen Yunyue had a good brain, but her mouth was a bit sharp.

Shen Yunyue slapped her thigh and tried hard to hold back her laughter.

[Oh my god, what a melon. I am really going to burst out laughing. I am dying of laughter. Does the emperor want to inherit my greedy and lustful heart? ]

[He didn't really think this poem was about him, did he?]

[The scenery of the north, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow. Your Majesty, who naively thought wrote this poem? If you don’t have the skills of literature and military strategy, you can’t write such a poem. ]

[Is there such a person in Da Zhou? ]

Guagua screamed:

[No in the Great Zhou Dynasty, but did the person who stole the poem pay the copyright fee? ]

King Chongshan: "What happened?"

Shen Yunyue managed to hold back her smile and gave the emperor a thumbs up.

"Only the Emperor deserves this poem."

Emperor Wu: “…” You are worthy of me, a Mary Gobi. You laugh at me for being short and ugly in your heart, but what’s the use of saying things without meaning them?

Princess Chongshan couldn't help but take a few more glances.

This Shen Yunyue is indeed becoming more and more pleasing to the eye.

Shen Yunyue was surprised to see the emperor's unhappy face.

[Gua, do you think the emperor is counting the countless days in his life when he had no money and had to sell his body? Replay the time when you lost an argument, what phrase should you use to turn the tables next time? ]

Emperor Wu: “……?”

This woman is poisonous.