After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue was carrying the banner of a male doctor, with a villain's smile on her face. "Why can't she have a baby? It's not like she was born impotent."

"You should pay attention. The doctor who goes to the Tang family is definitely the best at treating impotence."

Tang Yuan’s eyes went dark.

I wanted to faint.

Shen Yunyue immediately said, "Mr. Tang is about to faint. I think everyone wants to see what the phrase 'having so much money that he almost died' represents wealth and forbearance, right?"

Crowd: “I want to see it.”

Tang Yuan, who was about to faint, immediately revived with full health.

How come this Shen Dianpo knows all the history from a few years ago?

He has now turned over a new leaf.

"Old Princess, you are talking nonsense. If you check my whereabouts in the past six months, you will know that I will not go anywhere else except to Changle Book House."

Shen Yunyue nodded.

"You're impotent now, how can a rich woman still be attracted to you? I think you're just wishful thinking."

Everyone said "Oh" together...

So that’s it.

Someone looked at him and said, "This Mr. Tang can serve a rich woman, can I also serve her for money?"

The man next to him glanced over.

"Rich women don't like short people like you."

Tang Yuan was furious:

"Don't you know who my sister is? She might be a county lady appointed by the emperor himself, and she is also working in the Imperial Observatory.

Master Long from the Imperial Observatory has a good relationship with my sister. Aren’t you afraid that I will ask my sister to do something about it?”

The onlookers shut up instantly.

Who isn’t afraid of those people in the Imperial Observatory? What can we do if they keep nagging us about nothing?

Shen Yunyue said with a snort:

"Where do you get the guts to do this? How dare a poor county lady's brother to act so arrogantly in front of my old princess' son?"

"Who do you think you are? You crawled out of the toilet and think you are a human being. You dare to bully my son because he has a brain injury and is naive. Would he dare to do that before he was injured?"

"I wouldn't dare to do that even if I had three courages."

Shen Yunyue went all out, and after she finished scolding Tang Yuan, she looked at the crowd watching.

"A brainless maggot is jumping around everywhere, and you see it, but you don't beat it to death and come to support it. I think your brains are not much better. The Great Zhou is doomed with a group of young people like you."

"Remember not to visit the graves during the Qingming Festival next year, or your ancestors will run away carrying their coffins overnight."

People who eat melon: "..."

It's just eating a melon, why do you elevate it to the level of your ancestors?

Don't make such personal attacks.

When Tang Yuan saw Shen Yunyue scolding the onlookers, he felt so happy that he wanted to laugh out loud.

He was talking nonsense:

"Why does the old princess scold people when she disagrees with someone? After all, she is the widow of the God of War. Is it appropriate for her to scold ordinary people everywhere?

How can you get close to the masses if you have a condescending attitude? "

Shen Yunyue had a sneer on her lips.

He raised his hand and hit him with a big nose bag.

Tang Yuan's head was shaken by the slap, and he finally managed to keep his feet steady.

"What do you mean I would get angry at people just because I disagree with them? I am such a kind and friendly person, but I only get angry at people who are not human beings.

As long as you are polite and reasonable, I will not mention your ancestors, your mother, your ancestral graves, or your home. "

"I can't go deep into the masses because I'm not a man of the Tang family. I don't have... so I can't go deep."

The onlookers were completely confused as to what to do with the two yellow hairs on their heads.

Aren't you cursing?

Why are you bringing up the issue of the Tang family men again?

Wow...

Someone reacted.

Damn, this color suddenly becomes so yellow.

After the argument, Shen Yunyue felt much more relaxed.

Tang Yuan cried.

"Just wait, I'll get my sister to come over and fight with you."

Cao Dechong was a little worried, because the emperor particularly admired Tang Ning's talent, especially her poems, her paintings, and her dancing, which was superb.

I have long forgotten about that crazy woman Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue looked at Tang Yuan, who looked aggrieved, and laughed triumphantly:

"You brainless bastard, go get your sister."

"I suggest that your sister learn to swear. If you don't want to be offensive, don't swear at me. Your level is too low and you are no match for me."

"Rain or shine, I will kill you."

The onlookers felt refreshed all over.

After being scolded by Shen Dianpo, I felt inexplicably comfortable.

Shen Yunyue signaled Bai Zhi to let Tang Yuan leave.

Finally, he left a message: "Don't think that being scolded by me is humiliating. You will find that it is the highlight of your life."

Humph.

Shen Yunyue raised her head proudly and walked towards the direction of the palace.

Baizhi and Jiuniang followed her.

Ling Buqi, who was sitting in the carriage, lowered the curtain of the window and curled his lips. He felt relieved after being scolded by her.

We haven’t reached the gate of the palace yet.

Someone shouted:

"Princess Li, stop."

"stop."

Jiu Niang lowered her voice:

"Old princess, there is a guard dog barking at you."

"The crowd is looking at me?"

Jiu Niang glanced to both sides and said, "Follow us. Everyone's eyes are full of respect."

"Hmph. Ignore any guard dog barking."

The person who called Shen Yunyue shouted at the top of his lungs, "Old Princess. King Chongshan invites you to the palace for a chat."

"Don't go."

Shen Yunyue sneered: "Get lost."

"Old princess, King Chongshan has a lot of money, fields, and handsome men."

Shen Yunyue cursed:

"Nimma, this is too much. What's wrong with having money? Is it enough to make me tired for almost a month? Do I have to rush to the palace non-stop?"

When the onlookers heard this, they thought the old princess was right.

This is pure bullying.

Cao Dechong felt something was wrong.

After Shen Yunyue finished scolding, she turned back to look at the panting man, "Where is morality? Where is dignity? Where is King Chongshan? This old slave is here."

"First, tell me how much is the appearance fee for me to come over?"

The onlookers guessed the beginning, but they didn't expect the ending to be so unexpected that they were slapped in the face twice.

Fortunately, I thought Shen Yunyue was not someone who would bow down for a few pieces of silver.

"Old Princess, didn't you promise not to bow down for a few pieces of silver?" someone asked.

Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"My waist is weak, so I can bend it at will."

"My goodness, the old princess loves money so much."

Shen Yunyue said disdainfully: "What? You like money and you want to act silly?"

Done.

Shen Yunyue looked at King Chongshan's entourage.

"Does your master know how much my appearance fee is? I tell you, I usually don't appear. As long as the money is in place, I can talk to your master about the moon, life, and philosophy in the middle of the night."

"Although, I don't understand it either. When I focus on companionship, the emotions are in place."

Before the attendant came, he heard the prince say that the old princess was extraordinary.

Unexpectedly, speaking is very special...

"I don't need your company anymore."

He said embarrassedly:

"My Princess Chongshan is a jealous person."

Shen Yunyue suddenly realized.

"If a beautiful person like me goes there, I will definitely be in danger if I meet a jealous person."

Follower: "..."

"You won't go?"

"No, pay more."

When the spectators heard this, they said, "Oh boy, give me money."

Ask two more questions and you'll go bankrupt.

The follower had a dull expression.

"How much do you want?"

Shen Yunyue made a motion of counting money, "Hey, do you understand?"

"One thousand taels of silver?"

"make a deal."

Shen Yunyue agreed immediately.

The attendant breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the old princess's brain was not working very well.

"Then let's go back and wash up and go?"

Shen Yunyue hugged herself tightly, "Wash? Your old pervert King Chongshan, how old is he and still lusting after young and beautiful women?"

The follower was so scared that he almost covered Shen Yunyue's mouth.

"Old Princess, according to seniority, you should call me uncle."

"Even the Emperor's uncle can't do it. Is it a matter of seniority? An old cow wants to eat flowers?" Shen Yunyue had an expression that said she wouldn't do it for any money.

"No, our King Chongshan has no thoughts about you."

The attendant was so anxious that he jumped up and down, "Look at your messy hair and the clothes you are wearing. How many days have you not washed? We are going to the palace, not to dig graves."

Shen Yunyue touched her hair and came to her senses.

"Wait for me here. So, does your master want to dig up his ancestors' graves?"

Her eyes sparkled, "Count me in. I heard there are many treasures in the royal ancestral tombs."

The followers were almost crying.

He shouldn't be so rude, he is usually a very steady person.

How come you were led astray when you met the old princess?

Shen Yunyue hummed a little tune and entered the Prince Li's mansion. She didn't talk to He Mingshi and the others. After all, talking was secondary to making money. She also wanted to go to the palace to see if the emperor's brain had been eaten up by zombies.

Otherwise, everything you do will be crazy.