After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue glared at Ling Buqi angrily, "Lord Ling, is this okay?"

"Sure, Old Shen sounds good too."

Ling Buqi reached out and touched Shen Yunyue's head.

"Continue to be so obedient next time."

"Whether I call you or not depends on what you call me."

The way he stroked Shen Yunyue's head was very similar to the way Shen Yunyue always stroked a dog's head.

I'm so angry!

Must take revenge.

Shen Yunyue pointed at the potatoes in Ling Buqi's hand.

Smirk:

"Eat?"

Ling Buqi: “…”

Before he could react, the potato in his hand had been snatched away by Shen Yunyue.

"If you don't eat it, feed it to the dog."

After saying that, she turned around and stuffed the potato directly into Ling Buqi's mouth.

Cover his mouth tightly to prevent him from spitting out.

"Food cannot be wasted. Do you know how many people are starving?"

Jiu Niang: “……?”

We agreed to feed the dog, why are you feeding Governor Ling?

just in case……

If Governor Ling also goes crazy, then it's like two mad dogs biting each other.

Jiu Niang shuddered.

"Old Princess. Are you still in high spirits?"

"What's wrong? If I'm not excited, then I'm out of energy." Shen Yunyue raised her eyes and smiled.

Jiu Niang was relieved.

Ling Buqi pushed Shen Yunyue's hand away and ate the potato in his mouth slowly. "I didn't expect Old Shen to care so much about the people. This really makes me look at him with new eyes."

Shen Yunyue was so angry that she stepped forward and threw a left hook.

"Damn old Ling, don't go too far. I am an 18-year-old fairy forever."

"Call me Old Shen again and I'll blow your head off."

Ling Buqi smiled brightly.

He took several steps back, away from the danger zone.

"Eighteen years old?"

"Little fairy? Or the little fairy's mother?"

The followers of Anming and other black-armored guards didn't dare to look at all, it turned out that the ice-faced Governor Ling could also laugh.

Think about these few years.

Ling Buqi stopped joking and didn't even have a gentle expression.

Some of them only looked like the Shura who massacred the Ling family members.

so horrible.

An Ming: [The Lord Governor looks like he deserves a beating. 】

An Yi: [Will Lord Shen bite me like a mad dog? ]

Shen Yunyue approached step by step.

"Everyone, I killed your Lord Ling. How about dumping his body in a remote wilderness? Hundreds or even thousands of years later, his spirit is still causing trouble here, scaring away a bunch of young people who come here to hike and explore."

Jiu Niang's eyes flashed.

"I wanted to hand over the shovel, but I was afraid that I would break my legs and float past..."

Shen Yunyue looked at Ling Buqi.

Whisper:

"Don't be afraid. I told Anming to dig a hole."

An Ming said he didn’t dare, absolutely didn’t dare…

Ling Buqi had a blank expression on his face. "Don't bother with that. I'll dig the hole myself. Just lie down and cover myself with dirt. How do you think?"

Shen Yunyue lowered her head and smiled.

While Ling Buqi was not paying attention, he rushed over screaming.

Jump on him.

Holding his head, he bit his neck hard.

That look... is... very dog-like.

Ling Buqi was afraid that she would fall.

While enduring the pain, she supported her old waist. "Jiu Niang, does your master have rabies? Pull it off quickly."

Jiu Niang took two steps back upon hearing this.

"Lord Ling, you said the old princess has rabies. How can this servant get close to her?"

"A woman's age is no joke."

Jiu Niang lied seriously:

"My old princess is so crazy that she can't be appeased without a large amount of gold, silver and jewelry."

Until the taste of blood in your mouth.

Shen Yunyue finally let go.

She stared at Ling Buqi fiercely, patting her chest like an old gangster.

Put harsh words:

"Hmph. Don't think you can corrupt me with money. I'm not someone who has never seen the world."

Ling Buqi touched his neck and found blood on his hands.

He frowned.

"You bit me."

"If you get bitten, will you be compensated? It would be better to buy you work injury insurance, accident insurance, rabies insurance, maternity insurance, disability insurance, and a deposit for attempted fraud!"

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Forget about this weird insurance.

What is maternity insurance?

A eunuch is not necessary, right?

After all, that thing is a bit insulting...

Look at Ling Buqi’s ferocious face.

Shen Yunyue raised her eyebrows complacently: "Don't be ungrateful. Do you know how many working social animals love the five social insurances and one housing fund?"

Everyone felt like they were being scammed.

"Is this the five social insurances and one housing fund? All workers like it?" Jiu Niang felt it was unreliable. Which worker would like the five social insurances and one housing fund?

"Descendants of the dragon do not lie to descendants of the dragon. I promise that what I say is true."

Shen Yunyue raised her hand and swore, "What I said is true. All descendants of the dragon know it."

"They love the five social insurances and one housing fund very much."

Shen Yunyue even brought out the descendants of the dragon.

How could the people of the Great Zhou, who believed in the protection of the Ancestral Dragon, have any doubts?

Even Ling Buqi had his doubts dispelled.

The descendants of the dragon have very special preferences. These five social insurances and one housing fund cover everything.

After eating and drinking, and finishing the common sense popularization, Shen Yunyue did not dare to ride in the same carriage with Ling Buqi, and got on the carriage that Jiu Niang and Bai Zhi were riding.

Ling Buqi was riding a horse.

No one dared to speak, and Jiang Yi even regarded himself as a coward.

He was afraid that the two mad dogs would bite each other and bring harm to him, a little turtle.

Jiu Niang glanced at Shen Yunyue with a useless look, "Old Princess. Look at how cowardly and playful you are."

"What? Not worth it?"

Shen Yunyue has always been thicker-skinned than others, and she touched her face.

"Why don't you dare ride in that carriage? It's better than our carriage. You're biting and enjoying it, but after that you're a coward and a wimp."

"Go ahead. What's wrong with him being a eunuch? How can he not touch someone with his hands when he bites them?"

"Go ahead."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Jiu Niang’s statement is still worth considering.

"I won't go there today. I'll see if I can go there tomorrow."

"If I bite someone tomorrow, don't pull me."

Jiu Niang smiled and took a sip of wine. "This state is quite crazy. It fits the abnormal aesthetic taste of the slaves."

"You can't just talk."

How could Shen Yunyue show her fear in front of the maid? She patted her chest and promised.

"Don't worry, I'll tell you tomorrow how his abdominal muscles and chest muscles feel. Besides, isn't touching a eunuch the same as touching an old lady?"

"Just think of me as a massage girl."

Jiu Niang glanced at Shen Yunyue's mouth and said, "She's even tougher than a dead duck."

The people riding horses outside: "..."

You guys conspired to at least lower the volume, are you planning to get everyone to cooperate?

An Ming and others didn't dare to look.

Ling Buqi rode his horse to Shen Yunyue's carriage with a gloomy face.

Leng Ran said:

"Master Shen, your voices are too quiet when you are conspiring. Do you want to speak louder?"

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Jiu Niang hurriedly hugged the wine bag and pretended to sleep.

Shen Yunyue had a wry smile on her face:

"It's a long journey to Mobei, and we're all tired these days. I can't help but speak softly. I'll definitely speak louder to tell you the details of the conspiracy."

Anyway, she was sitting in the carriage.

There's nothing embarrassing about it if no one can see her.

"This governor has sharp ears and eyes. Do you want me to cooperate with you?"

Shen Yunyue pricked up her ears.

This guy has a purpose.

"Not 9999, not 999 either. Just 99 taels of silver and you can get my cooperation and service. If you miss this village, you won't get this deal."

"It's more cost-effective than peeping at the little brother, so hurry up and pay."

"Want it?"

Shen Yunyue’s brain froze instantly.

Are the brain nerves of all the people of the Great Zhou facing forward?

I instantly returned to a certain audio platform to watch the live broadcast. The young man on the screen was performing at the top of his lungs, shouting with a ferocious face.

Ling Buqi had a smile on his face.

"Sir Shen, this is the cheapest discount."