After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue looked at everyone calmly, "You still call him a good boy? I said blindness is not a disease. Being blind all the time will cost a good person's life."

"It's just that I'm not a good person and I don't care about my life."

"When Jia Wei was three years old, he ate croton seeds and harmed his stepmother. When he was five years old, he killed her."

"He was helping an old man cross the street. The old man was walking from north to south and he had already crossed the street, but he insisted on helping him walk from south to north."

"The rice in the people's homes had just begun to ear when it was cut by a fellow who gave birth to a son without an asshole."

"The chickens and ducks in my house had just grown up, and before they had time to get married and lay eggs, they were killed by Jia Wei with a single knife."

"There are so many things like this that it's hard to list them all."

"You tell me this is called being a good person and doing good things. I am a bad person and I don't understand that your bottom line is that there is no bottom line."

A series of outputs.

Everyone gasped.

A guy who lacks virtue in the five elements.

Brother Jia Wei stared at Shen Yunyue in surprise. How come this old woman knew everything?

He had good reason to suspect that the woman had consulted Blind Hu for fortune-telling.

Shen Yunyue pointed at Jia Wei's eyes and said, "Don't think about it, sister. I'm telling you the answer is that there is no solution."

Everyone sighed:

"This prodigal boy, didn't he squander all his father's merits?"

Shen Yunyue smacked her lips:

"With money, you can squander your family, but without money, you can worship Buddha. With two cents of incense, Jia Shan made a wish to become an official. He couldn't embarrass himself, but he could embarrass Buddha. Why should Buddha give him the light of merit?"

"The Jia family has a little bit of merit, all thanks to our ancestors' ability to run errands and get things done."

An old man with more wrinkles on his face than a bun was curious:

"now what?"

“If you are afraid of poverty and then get used to it, you will always be poor.”

Brother Jia Wei is most afraid of people saying that he will be poor.

Previously, I had blindly said that he was born a loser and started to go downhill at the age of 23. He never went uphill again, and for this, he was put in a sack and beaten.

"You stinky bitch, you're looking for death."

"Come on. Beat this bitch up, and you'll all get a reward today."

"This young master has plenty of money. I am not afraid of trouble. I am afraid of no trouble."

Brother Jia Wei was the first to rush over.

Shen Yunyue hurriedly ran away, "Lord Ling, the sister you secretly love is about to be harmed by someone, hurry up and get to me."

She found Ling Buqi very accurately.

Hide behind him.

Ling Buqi raised his cold lips, "I have a crush on you?"

"It's not your fault that you have a crush on me. It's not your fault that you have low self-esteem. You are such a stubborn person, and that's the worst." Shen Yunyue patted Ling Buqi's shoulder, "Brother, come on."

Ling Buqi had an illusion.

Shen Yunyue was shouting, "Black Dog, come to me."

Anming and Baizhi took action.

There was no need for anyone else to move, Jia Wei and the mob were lying on the ground.

Shen Yunyue put her hands on her hips and shouted:

"Humph. Brother Jia Wei, I don't think you'll have a good life. Jia Shan resold the harvested grain to the Tan family in the capital, and transported the moldy old grain to the army in the northwest."

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone dispersed in a hurry.

It's important to eat melon.

But life is more important. If you eat some melons, you will lose your head.

The owner and waiter of Chunfeng Inn hurriedly hid themselves.

The two of them bowed to the air.

"Oh Buddha, Jade Emperor, Sister Daji, Jade Rabbit Fairy, White Bone Fairy. Please bless this woman and stop her from talking nonsense."

He was afraid that the inn would be wiped out by Jia Wei and his men.

Jiang Yi held the bolt and took a breath. "Master Shen, are you telling the truth?"

"What's real or fake?"

"It's about military rations."

"Of course it's true." Shen Yunyue had just eaten the melon tonight, which was fresh, hot and tasty.

Jiang Yi's eyes were firm.

"Lord Governor Ling, I think we should send someone to General Mu."

Ling Buqi said indifferently:

"Anming, send a secret letter to the northwest."

"Yes."

Anming clasped his fists and left.

Ling Buqi sent someone to deliver a letter to the capital to tell the Minister of the Central Secretariat Hu Yong about Jia Shan's affairs.

Finished with this.

They went back to rest.

The next few days were very quiet, and we would buy food supplies every time we arrived at a place.

Shen Yunyue also felt bored riding in the carriage.

I don't know how to ride a horse.

At noon, we rested near Yingzuigou.

"Ling Buqi, I need to set up a pot and cook. Don't send me off with oil cakes and steamed buns anymore. I'm in a bad mood."

If she eats carbohydrates every day, she will turn into carbohydrates.

Thanks to her for secretly eating the food in the space these two days to soothe her taste buds.

Shen Yunyue told Bai Zhi to get the pot.

Ling Buqi glanced at the sky and said, "Master Shen, we can't waste any time on this journey."

"We didn't arrive in Mobei within the stipulated time. It will be difficult to explain to the Emperor."

Shen Yunyue sneered:

"We're all out now, so why should we be afraid of the Turtle Emperor?"

"Ling Buqi, you always hit people, do you look like you are obedient?"

Ling Buqi gave a look, and Anming went over to help set up the stove.

Jiang Yi wanted to make some suggestions.

Dare not say.

I can only shut up and pretend to be dumb.

Shen Yunyue is so big that her belly is the biggest.

She nudged Ling Buqi with her arm and said, "Go see if there are any pheasants?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Eat. What else can you do?" Shen Yunyue gave him a stupid look.

Ling Buqi covered his chest.

Once again, he felt that this woman was his nemesis. In the past, the Black Armor Guards always rode very fast and never stopped when doing things.

This……

Come to enjoy the mountains and rivers.

He met Shen Yunyue's playful eyes and called a man to catch the pheasant.

An hour later.

A fragrance wafted from the woods.

Shen Yunyue opened the small folding table and took out all the small stools.

"This is a normal life. We have to treat ourselves well when we are on a business trip, otherwise it would be too pitiful." Shen Yunyue first served herself a bowl of chicken soup.

"Ginseng stewed chicken soup, so delicious that eyebrows fall off."

An Ming served Ling Buqi a bowl of soup.

Then he put salty rice and stewed meat with dried bamboo shoots on the table.

The rest of the people all gathered around the big iron pot to eat. This was the first time that the Black Armor Guards had a hot, self-cooked meal while on a mission.

No wonder Shen Yunyue brought several carriages of stuff.

"Is it tasty?"

Hearing Shen Yunyue's words, Jiang Yi subconsciously replied: "It's delicious. It's even better than the meal I had during the Chinese New Year."

He felt that this was not a fatal lottery.

It's clearly time to enjoy life.

Ling Buqi tasted the soup and couldn't help but shift his gaze to Shen Yunyue.

This woman is good at making soup.

But he said:

"That's it."

Jiu Niang brought two potatoes over, "Old Princess, give me one of those fragrant roasted potatoes."

She placed the potato that was born deformed in front of Shen Yunyue.

The smooth and beautiful one was placed in front of Ling Buqi.

He quickly retreated.

Shen Yunyue picked it up, blew away the dust on it, peeled it and took a bite.

Kind of delicious.

After eating and drinking, it’s time to go crazy.

She couldn't help singing:

"The river flows eastward! Tamato, potato! Hey, hey, hey, potato, you have it, I have it, and everyone has it."

If he continued singing, everyone would hear:

"When I'm hungry, I roar. Everyone has a fucking head. Hey hey hey fucking head. When I see injustice on the road, I roar. Carrying a fucking head..."

Ling Buqi looked at the potatoes in his hand.

Why can't this woman get along with his mother? Some ignorant guy made her angry.

Even the tone-deaf minor tune is insulting.

vicious!

He looked at Shen Yunyue with a complicated expression, "Whoever provokes you to speak, I will let the Black Armor Guards avenge you."

"Can we stop swearing?"

Jiang Yi nodded to show that he felt terrified after hearing this.

See round things with shadows.

"I didn't curse anyone." Shen Yunyue looked confused.

"Old princess, you keep calling him ‘fuckin’. Who the fuck has pissed you off?" Jiu Niang was also very curious. Not to mention that calling him ‘fuckin’ is not very civilized, this song was quite addictive.

"The fucking head I'm talking about is potato, a nickname for potato."

"What? Potato has a nickname?"

Shen Yunyue looked at those ancient people who had never seen the world with disdain.

The corner of his mouth curled up into a sly smile: "Little Golden Potato and Xiao Ming."

“Never seen little golden potatoes.”

"That's because you don't have the good eyes. I have seen it, but I haven't seen the real person."

cut……

Everyone came to their senses and continued peeling potatoes.

Shen Yunyue continued to sing:

"Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake love, fake kindness. You coaxed me to your house, and then drove me away in the middle of the night..."

"You refused to go to a hotel, but you insisted on seducing me. You brought me to your house and touched me, and then you said your husband was at home."

"When your husband saw me, he started beating me. He beat me and insisted on touching me. He kept touching me...he touched me several times...I was so scared that I ran to Jindong to find my younger sister at night..."

"I don't like the bustling capital, so I'll just build a shed and grow some vegetables. ..."

Finished with one song.

No one spoke.

I have to say that this mental state is definitely severe madness.

Jiu Niang said with a sigh:

"The old princess' mental state is like that of a man who has been insane for a hundred or eighty years."

Bai Zhi, who usually keeps silent, rarely speaks:

"This mental state is very focused, and there is a kind of beauty that doesn't care about the lives of others."

Jiang Yi really wanted to ask:

They are all men, why do they need to touch a few times? They are homophones?

Ling Buqi put his hand on Shen Yunyue's forehead.

After a while, he whispered:

"It's over. I didn't take the medicine."

Shen Yunyue pushed his hand away and moved closer to his face.

Full of coercion, "You said I'm sick?"

Ling Buqi frowned.

"I said."

Shen Yunyue suddenly reached out and hugged Ling Buqi's head, and pulled out a jade pendant from his neck with one hand. She laughed crazily:

"Hahahaha..., I confiscated it."

"Compensate me for my mental damages."

Ling Buqi let her take the jade pendant away and said calmly:

"It's not something valuable. I'll give you a piece of jade later."

Shen Yunyue put the jade pendant with body temperature around her neck.

"Okay."

"Old Ling is really generous."

Ling Buqi's eyes showed danger, "If you call me Old Ling again, I will call you Old Shen."

puff……

Jiu Niang even sprayed water out.