After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?

If a person is always frustrated, he should think about whether it is because of the environment.

Looking at the crowds of pig monsters kneeling down to pay homage to him, Shangguan Qingyue finally felt what it felt like to be successful.

A dimensional attack on IQ...

[It turns out that my second brother is so happy every day! ]

"Little military advisor, please give my piglet a name!"

"Hehe, you little piggy are so black, that means you lack white in your destiny, so just call yourself Xiaobai!"

"Thank you, Military Advisor, for the name!"

"Military Advisor, recently the cattle and sheep demons nearby spread rumors that eating our pork can make one immortal, causing the price of pork to rise. Military Advisor, do you have any good ideas?"

Shangguan Qingyue pursed his lips, pondered for a long while, and said in a baby voice, "It's simple, you just spread the news that eating cow and sheep kidneys can nourish yin and replenish yang!"

"...What a talented military advisor!!!"

"Military Advisor, the weasel monsters next door have been provoking us again and again. Should we teach them a lesson?"

"Don't bother to show them your colors. Just find a chicken coop for them to see. Then someone will take care of them!"

"Pa pa pa!" Zhu Gangmen couldn't help but applaud Shangguan Qingyue.

Her cousin finally did something useful and hired such a wise and resourceful young military advisor.

Zhu Gangmen had heard enough and wanted to discuss serious matters with Shangguan Qingyue. She waved away the pigs and said, "Military Advisor, can we talk further..."

"Okay, okay," Shangguan Qingyue jumped off the chair excitedly and followed Zhu Gangmen, with Taotie following behind her, "What do you want to tell me?"

[Is there any problem that a smart baby like me can't solve? 】

Zhu Gangmen smiled faintly and said, "I want to discuss the plan of setting fire to attack Huaguo Mountain with the military advisor."

"what?"

the other side.

Shangguan Dan, Qi Dongqiang, Heng Chen, and Heng Ye sat in a row.

Zhu Cuicui sat in front of them, her pig face a little embarrassed, "My cousin has said that you can marry me. If any of you don't want to, I can..."

Qi Dongqiang, Heng Chen, and Heng Lin suddenly felt a glimmer of hope.

The next second, "Let my cousin eat you gently."

Three people:......

Heng Chen frowned and questioned, "That's not what you said when we were about to come in..."

Zhu Cuicui snorted, "If I tell the truth, can you come in with me honestly?"

Heng Ye lost his defense and pointed at Zhu Cuicui and cursed, "You! You are such a pig!"

He then looked at Heng Chen and said with great sorrow, "Second brother, we were actually deceived by a pig!"

The three people and the pig were in a mess, but Shangguan Dan next to them remained calm.

Small scenes, all small scenes!

He has gone through all kinds of storms and waves.

He knew very well that this pig would not let him go no matter what, so he simply stopped struggling. He sneered and suddenly said, "I don't agree with you taking them in!"

This sentence was like a bolt from the blue, leaving Zhu Cuicui confused and sweet.

The other three also looked at him hopefully.

Shangguan Dan said coldly, "Didn't you say that you only love me?"

Zhu Cuicui looked at Shangguan Dan, feeling affectionate and aggrieved, "I love you, but you rejected me in every way, I..."

Shangguan Dan sneered and took out the money from the Queen, "Let's not dwell on the past. Since you have kidnapped me again, I have accepted my fate."

Zhu Cuicui's eyes lit up.

"But I don't agree to let them in!"

Zhu Cuicui felt a little regretful when she heard this, but she was happy in her heart because Sanlang finally accepted him.

Qi Dongqiang saw Zhu Cuicui hesitated and said quickly, "That's right! Lord Shangguan has spoken..."

Shangguan Dan interrupted her, "I haven't finished yet..."

He deliberately gave Qi Dongqiang a nasty smile, which made Qi Dongqiang feel numb all over. "I don't agree with those two coming in, but this guard is still okay."

Qi Dongqiang's eyes almost popped out of his head, "What did you say?! Shut up! Why did you want to hurt me?!"

Shangguan Dan still said to Zhu Cuicui, "I know you love to eat watermelons. This man is the number one watermelon farmer in Da Chu, with thousands of acres of watermelon fields! I let you keep her for your own good."

Zhu Cuicui was both touched and surprised, "Sanlang..."

On the side, Qi Dongqiang went completely crazy, "I'm not! You're talking nonsense! Ahh ...

Hearing the sound, Zhu Cuicui looked towards Qi Dongqiang and saw that Heng Chen and Heng Ye had controlled her together and covered her mouth.

Shangguan Dan continued, "Do you believe me or her?"

"Sanlang, I believe you!"

"Well, let those two go and keep this melon farmer. It will be better for the three of us to live together in the future."

Zhu Cuicui had no reason to refuse. With a smile of success on her face, she said, "Sanlang, to tell you the truth, I didn't like these two people in the first place. I kept them just to make you jealous..."

Shangguan Dan: ...Hehe...

Just like that, Heng Chen and Heng Ye were released, and Shangguan Qingyue stayed here. They didn't want to leave, but Shangguan Dan told them that the right way was to find someone to rescue them, and he would ensure Shangguan Qingyue's safety. Only then did Heng Chen and Heng Ye leave hesitantly.

Before leaving, they tied up Qi Dongqiang and gagged him.

After sending the man away, Shangguan Dan completely let go. He stared at Qi Dongqiang and said with a wicked smile, "Cuicui, from the look in his eyes, it seems that he doesn't want to marry you. Why don't you make it a done deal first, so that he won't run away!"

"Woooooooo..."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Cuicui bit her lip and looked at Shangguan Dan tentatively. Shangguan Dan shook his head at her as if to comfort her, "Don't worry about me, I don't care."

Zhu Cuicui finally put her mind at ease, and the look in her eyes as she looked at Qi Dongqiang gradually became filled with lust.

"Hehehe...hehe...young master..."

Qi Dongqiang's eyes were bloodshot and she kept struggling while being tied to the chair, but it was of no avail. Despair gradually filled Qi Dongqiang's eyes. She hated it, she hated it so much!

If she had a chance to leave, she would tear those who harmed her into pieces!

Shangguan Dan and Zhu Cuicui have been husband and wife for many years. Even though the feelings are gone, the tacit understanding is still there.

In order to enhance the experience, Zhu Cuicui specially brought some aphrodisiac. Seeing this, Shangguan Dan secretly gave Zhu Cuicui some as well.

After seeing Qi Dongqiang and Zhu Cuicui taking the medicine, Shangguan Dan closed the door and said to Zhu Cuicui, "I'll guard the door for you."

"Sanlang, you are so nice to me."

Zhu Cuicui was moved to tears.

Shangguan Dan turned around and smiled sinisterly.

Soon, ambiguous sounds were heard in the room.

"My dear, I'm here... Hey, why are you a woman?"

"Woooooooo..."

"Oh, it doesn't matter if it's a woman. I don't care about gender, I just care about whether there is a melon or not!"

Immediately afterwards, whimpering, whipping, screaming, and the sound of wooden boards came one after another, making the listeners' ears numb. Shangguan Dan frowned and walked away.

Not only did he not feel any sympathy in his heart, but he was thinking that he had dealt with the people who kidnapped and framed the little guy for his eldest brother, and his eldest brother would definitely praise him if he knew about it!

Inside the demon cave, the light was dim and gorgeous, and the "fragrance" of live pigs was everywhere. There was no sun or moon here, and no idea of ​​time. Shangguan Dan prayed silently in his heart, "Come quickly, come quickly, someone please rescue them out..."

……

"My king, it's bad. A group of people came to the cave entrance and shouted that they wanted to attack the mountain!"

After the Pig Sentinel finished speaking, Zhu Gangmen's eyes lit up slightly. Haha, the newly hired military advisor came in handy!

While Shangguan Qingyue was still in a daze, Zhu Gangmen had already asked, "Little Military Advisor, do you have any way to withdraw the troops?"

[This is what I asked...]

Shangguan Qingyue had never encountered such a situation when she was a demon ancestor. She rolled her eyes and said, "Oh no, oh no, the truth is about to be revealed."

[If I get exposed, I'll be eaten alive! No, no, I have to think of a way! ]

[Huh, who is so annoying that you want to attack the mountain at this time...]