After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?

"We mind!" the three said in unison.

How could they kiss a pig?

too disgusting!

Qi Dongqiang shook his head repeatedly, "I won't kiss you, I won't kiss you, even if you kill me!"

Zhu Cuicui pouted unhappily.

Seeing this, Zhu Gangmen said, "Cui Cui, you really lied to me. Those three are not your lovers. Since they have nothing to do with you, I will just eat them!"

As he spoke, Zhu Gang turned his head and opened his mouth and fangs towards Qi Dongqiang. The huge pig head hung above Qi Dongqiang's head like a giant drum, breathing heavily. If he swallowed her in one bite, it would not be enough to fill the gaps between his teeth.

I don't know who gasped.

Qi Dongqiang was frightened and his face turned pale. He trembled for a long time and said, "I... I kiss... I kiss..."

Zhu Gang goalkeeper retracted his head.

Zhu Cuicui pointed at her pig snout and said coquettishly, "I want a kiss!"

Qi Dongqiang walked towards Zhu Cuicui slowly, his face looking very ugly, his fists hanging at both sides were clenched tightly, as if he had made a great determination, and he moved his mouth towards Zhu Cuicui... bang, it was blocked by the pig's nose.

Shangguan Dan smirked secretly.

Heng Chen and Heng Ye's mouths were so wide that it was unbearable to look at.

Seeing this, Zhu Cuicui adjusted the angle and tilted her head so that Qi Dongqiang could reach his mouth.

In the end, when he was about to kiss her, he vomited.

Qi Dongqiang was already pregnant. She bent over, almost vomiting out her internal organs. As she vomited, she couldn't help but shed tears.

Ah Hui... Ah Hui... where are you?

help me……

Seeing this, Zhu Cuicui was furious and said, "Do I disgust you so much? You are really hurting my self-esteem!"

Zhu Cuicui was already very angry, and Zhu Gangmen was fanning the flames, "I just said that normal people would look down on you..."

Zhu Cuicui was furious. Without thinking, she raised her two hooves, held up Qi Dongqiang's face and kissed him forcefully.

The pig's nose pressed against Qi Dongqiang's face, and the sticky snot rubbed her face, and the stench hit her.

Qi Dongqiang: "Wuwu... Ugh..."

The vomit went directly into Zhu Cuicui's mouth. Zhu Cuicui realized something, her pupils trembled, and then she pushed Qi Dongqiang away and vomited as well.

"vomit……"

The four spectators covered their mouths, their faces pale, and they all lamented what kind of hell on earth this was...

Zhu Gangmen frowned and waved at Zhu Cuicui, "Alright, alright, this is a pass. You two," she pointed at Heng Chen and Heng Ye, "you come on!"

After what happened just now, everyone has become quiet.

Zhu Cuicui said, "Just kiss her on the cheek!"

Heng Chen gritted his teeth, walked over as if he was going to the execution ground, kissed Zhu Cuicui, and then moved away.

Heng Ye was fragile and confused, and asked, "Second brother, how did you...how did you convince yourself?"

My second brother is so awesome...

Heng Chen leaned close to his ear and said, "Just think of it as chewing a pig's head... Don't you like eating pig's head meat?"

"But it's cooked..."

"Just treat him as a familiar face!"

Heng Ye took a deep breath, "Okay..."

Heng Ye walked towards Zhu Cuicui and gave her a kiss on the face with great disgust.

After the kiss, Zhu Gangmen finally felt relieved, "Since she is your lover, then stay here. I will hold a wedding for you tonight. If there is nothing else, I will leave first!"

Zhu Cuicui and Shangguan Dan all breathed a sigh of relief. Zhu Cuicui saw the guest off, "Goodbye, cousin..."

At this moment, Qi Dongqiang suddenly spoke up and stopped Zhu Gang, "Don't go, there's another one!"

Several people stared at Qi Dongqiang in disbelief, but Qi Dongqiang didn't care at all. He looked at Zhu Gangmen with a vicious look, "Pig Chief, I want to make a deal with you. I will give you a blood food to nourish you, and you let me go!"

"Oh? Where is the blood food?"

……

Little White Pig No. 1: “Hohoho…” Why is it so crowded today?

Little White Pig No. 2: “Hehe…” It seems like some shameless pigs are stealing our food!

White piglets: "Hohohohoho..."

A shameless kid:

"Bang", the left butt pushed one away.

"Bang", one of them was pushed away by the right butt.

Shangguan Qingyue felt that the space was much larger. She lay on the ground, holding the pig's milk in her two small hands, "suck, suck..."

【Well, who is pulling me? 】

Suddenly, she felt a pain on the back of her neck and was lifted up. Shangguan Qingyue was stunned, and the next second, she was face to face with Zhu Gangmen.

[Fuck, what a big pig head! ]

Feeling a little cold, Shangguan Qingyue shivered and hugged herself. Yu Guangzhong and the others looked at her worriedly, except Qi Dongqiang.

Shangguan Qingyue immediately understood something. She smiled awkwardly at Zhu Gangmen, with pig milk still dripping from the corners of her mouth, "Hehe... hum hum..."

Zhu Gangmen looked at Zhu Cuicui and asked, "What's wrong with this kid?"

Zhu Cuicui was speechless, "This..."

Heng Chen and Heng Ye looked at each other upon seeing this and were ready to fight to the death.

Shangguan Dan glanced at Qi Dongqiang coldly, thinking about how to delay time until his elder brother came to rescue them...

Qi Dongqiang flattered, "Chief Pig, am I right? This kind of child is the best."

Shangguan Qingyue rolled his eyes, [I have seen annoying people, but I have never seen such an annoying person, Qi Dongqiang, you are really looking for death! ]

Zhu Gangmen was quite satisfied. She looked at the white and tender baby in her hand and smacked her lips. "Since you guys don't say anything, I'll take the baby away."

"no!"

Zhu Gangmen looked at Shangguan Dan who was objecting. Shangguan Dan had calmed down. He walked forward and hugged Shangguan Qingyue. He took out a tablecloth and wrapped her up while saying, "You can't eat her!"

"Why?"

"She...she is the military advisor invited by Cuicui!"

Shangguan Dan said as he looked at Zhu Cuicui, and Zhu Gangmen also looked at Zhu Cuicui. Zhu Cuicui was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly, "That's right, Military Advisor!"

Zhu Gangmen frowned, the more he looked at Shangguan Qingyue, the more greedy he became. She obviously didn't believe it, "A little kid who is still wet behind the ears is a military advisor? Do you think I'm a pig?"

Everyone: Aren’t you?

Qi Dongqiang was anxious when he saw that his plan was ruined. He said sternly, "Chief Pig, don't listen to them. She is not a military advisor at all!"

Shangguan Dan said calmly, "If you don't believe me, you can test her!"

Zhu Cuicui followed her husband's lead and said, "That's right, you test her!"

Shangguan Qingyue rubbed his nose and said crisply, "Yes! Test me! I know everything!"

Zhu Gangmen said disdainfully, "Tell me what you can do first!"

"I know a lot. I can write poetry. There is moonlight in front of my bed. Wild boars are swimming in the river. I catch them with a net and stew them. They are so delicious!"

Everyone:...

"Good poem!" Shangguan Dan responded with a fake smile.

Oh my god, how did his brother teach him...

Heng Chen, Heng Ye, and Zhu Cuicui clapped their hands, "What a great poem!"

Qi Dongqiang snorted coldly with disdain.

I thought I could pass this way... Tsk!

What kind of poem is this?

However, the next second, Zhu Gangmen looked at Shangguan Qingyue and said slowly,

“It’s a great poem indeed!”

Everyone:? ?

Shangguan Qingyue's eyes were full of stars: [Oh my god, I finally met my mentor...]

Zhu Bole: "What else can you do?"

Shangguan Qingyue paused and said firmly, "I can also count!"

"I can count from one to eighteen! I can also do arithmetic... I know a lot more." Shangguan Qingyue became more and more confident as he spoke.

Zhu Gangmen looked at Shangguan Qingyue and became more and more satisfied. Finally, he looked at Zhu Cuicui with satisfaction and said, "Cuicui, this young military advisor you found is really talented!"

Zhu Cuicui: ...hahahaha...

Shangguan Qingyue: [This is the first time a pig has praised me with these four words! ]

The pigs were very happy to have found a "talent", and the atmosphere in the pigpen became harmonious.

Qi Dongqiang secretly gritted his teeth. It would be the best for her if Shangguan Qingyue was eaten. She could have left safely if she exchanged with the pig demon. But now she had become some kind of military strategist. How could she leave?

It's really a pig...

The more Qi Dongqiang thought about it, the more uncomfortable she felt. She even kissed a pig in order to survive, so why shouldn't this little bastard have to pay any price?

Qi Dongqiang said boldly, "I can also write poems, and I can do it better than her. I can also count, and I can count more than her. I will be your military advisor!"

[Hey! Hey! Hey! There are still people who are choking me! Shameless! Really shameless!]

Shangguan Qingyue stood with his hands on his hips and glared at Qi Dongqiang, furious.

The others also looked at her with contempt and anger.

When Zhu Gangmen heard this, there was hesitation in his eyes.

"And I also have martial arts skills and can fight!"

Zhu Gangmen: "If that's the case, then..."

Shangguan Qingyue was startled and yelled at Zhu Gangmen, "I can cast a tight spell!!!"

After a moment of silence, Zhu Gangmen pointed at Shangguan Qingyue and said in a clear and decisive voice, "It's you!"

Shangguan Dan pursed his lips and looked at Shangguan Qingyue with sparkling eyes. He couldn't help wanting to laugh, "Yuer, you..."

Heng Ye and Heng Chen also tried to hold back their laughter, it was so amazing...

Shangguan Qingyue glanced at Qi Dongqiang and snorted proudly, "I said I was Zhui Chongming's!"