Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Light Ce Village.

Paimeng pouted and sat in the small pavilion with his arms folded across his chest, "Su Ming scared me again!"

He used to turn into a scary snake spirit, but after he tore off his mask, he started to become scary in all kinds of ways!

At that moment just now, Paimeng felt that Su Ming's fingers were about to crush his head!

After mumbling for a while, little Paimeng turned his head and looked at Su Ming, "Hey, hey, aren't you going to coax me?"

"You won't be angry for more than ten minutes." Su Ming didn't even raise his head, and slowly split the bamboo that the little yellow-haired boy had cut into sections with a knife, "So there's no need to coax him."

"How could you do this!" Paimeng stamped his feet angrily, his face full of grief and indignation, "If you scare me again... I will..."

Su Ming raised his eyes and looked at Paimeng, "You?"

"Forget it." Paimon thought for a moment and sighed, "I have nothing to threaten you with, Face Changer."

Su Ming is no longer unlucky now, but even if he is, she will still lend luck to Su Ming in the future.

Su Ming: ...

"Face Changer?" Su Ming's eyes flashed with surprise, and he asked in confusion: "My new nickname?"

Paimon tilted his head. "Yeah, don't you like it? Then...then I can call you..."

Su Ming's eyes showed a hint of expectation, and he looked at Paimeng, "What did you call me?"

"Psycho." Paimon put her hands behind her back, looking very guilty. She blinked innocently, "Or call you little prince."

Su Ming: ...

"?" A question mark popped up on Su Ming's forehead. He looked at Paimeng and said sincerely, "To be honest, I don't think I really want to be called the prince."

Compared to the latter title, Su Ming would rather be called an unlucky guy or a lunatic.

Paimeng blinked, glanced at the people at the table, moved closer to Su Ming, and lowered his voice and said, "But don't the people of Liyue say that a teacher and a father are the same? So by this calculation..."

Su Ming is not much different from the prince.

Besides, Su Ming also has a divine eye made of rock element.

Hearing this, Su Ming pursed his lips and said, "Be good, I'll send you to school tomorrow, okay? That's not how you round off."

He, a time traveler who cannot have a harem but really wants to have one, doesn't want to call Zhongli "dad".

Once he calls out "Dad", no matter how many beautiful girls and handsome guys there are in Teyvat, they will have no chance to be with him.

Paimeng grabbed Su Ming's shoulder and shook his head, "No, Keli sent me a letter and told me that she has already started doing her homework in the confinement room."

I don’t know if it’s because of the genius in front of me, but Mond’s school is actually equipped with a weapons expert, and now he can use Klee to attack.

Although Klee likes bouncing bombs very much, forcing her to copy thick books is a bit too much.

"All children have to go to school." Su Ming cut off a piece of bamboo and cleaned off the burrs with a knife. "So can we eat bamboo rice tonight?"

At the side, Xiangling, who was studying the ancient book about the Kitchen God, looked up with a pair of sparkling eyes, "Bamboo tube rice? Bamboo tube rice!"

"Yes." Su Ming nodded and looked around. "There should be someone in Qingce Manor who smokes their own bacon, right?"

"Yes, we do." Xiangling tilted her head, smiled, and ran towards the village, "I'll go buy some."

Su Ming smiled and lowered his head again.

The original bamboo knot was replaced by a large bouquet of flowers, and the blonde girl blinked, "Liuli Lily, this is for you."

Su Ming:……?

Su Ming looked around, trying to find the little prince who was drawing circles and cursing him.

"What are you looking at?" Ying sighed helplessly, "I just thought you seemed to like flowers and plants very much, so I went to pick some."

Su Ming paused and took the glazed lily. "I like it. I like it so much that I can crush dozens of flowers with one step."

fluorescent:……

Ying narrowed her eyes and squatted beside Su Ming, "Can I ask why?"

Su Ming doesn't seem like the type of person who would like such a fragile flower.

As a traveling doctor, Su Ming might like things that can be used as medicine. As an executive officer, Su Ming is the type of person who would beat his enemies to death with flowers.

Hearing this, Su Ming thought for a moment, "I have money and time, so why not use something as noble as flowers to drive away the smell of money from me? For example, I like books, but I never read them."

He was a corporate slave until his death before he traveled through time, and he has been struggling as a corporate slave for a long time in this life. Can’t he enjoy himself a bit?

Ying sighed and said helplessly: "Sometimes when you say something, it's hard to tell whether it's a joke or the truth."

"No need to distinguish." Su Ming placed the flower on the stone table and poked a small hole in the side of the bamboo tube with a sword, "Because there is never any truth in Teyvat."

The blonde girl was slightly startled, with a hint of confusion in her eyes.

She thought for a moment, then moved closer to Su Ming and lowered her voice, "I occasionally have random thoughts. Kanriya, the Abyss, and my brother all have secrets. Wendy and I are good friends, but many things tell me that my brother and the Seven Gods may be on the opposite side."

Hearing this, Su Ming lowered his eyes, "But only occasionally, most of the time you are still determined to reach the end, right?"

Ying blinked and looked at Su Ming without saying a word.

"Don't let doubts consume your enthusiasm." Su Ming put down the knife and ruffled Ying's golden hair into a bird's nest. "You like traveling, so you should get strength and happiness from traveling. Don't consume all your strength and happiness to travel."

In the girl's confused eyes, Su Ming thought for a moment, "Next time you are confused, I will tie you up, dig a hole and wait for your brother to come, how about that?"

"And then?" Ying blinked and asked in confusion, "Should we beat up our brother?"

"You beat him." Su Ming let go of his hand and sighed, "Because I'm not sure if I can beat your brother now."

Ying couldn't beat her either, but Kong wouldn't kill his sister.

"Then I'll do this next time I'm confused." Ying nodded and reached out to tidy up her hair. "But sometimes I still feel that traveling is good, but it's very troublesome."

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then looked at Ying seriously, "The trouble is yet to come."

For example, Xumi, that’s real trouble.

"If you feel tired, stop and play and rest." Su Ming continued to chop off a bamboo joint and said softly: "Don't treat everything during the journey as a task. You can choose to miss some of it, or you can choose to pause some of it."

I won’t run away anyway.

"Like you?" Ying glanced at the bamboo joint in Su Ming's hand and carved a large head with aho-hair on a section of emerald green bamboo with the tip of the sword. "No need to work, just eat, drink and have fun every day, and occasionally go and trick two colleagues?"

"Yes." Su Ming was not ashamed of slacking off, and said calmly: "I came to Teyvat by accident, without any purpose. Even if there are some things I have to do, in the final analysis, I want to get happiness from Teyvat."