Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

The innocence on Paimon's face faded away, and he looked at Keqing seriously, "Do you think this idea is really feasible?"

Keqing tilted her head, "What's wrong with that?"

The personality and the body are divided into two, and all the bad things are in Su Ming's hands. So what's wrong with letting Su Ming sit on the executive officer's bench?

Paimon wanted to say something but stopped himself, and in the end he could only sigh helplessly.

Sure enough, Su Ming is poisonous.

No matter how normal a person is, his imagination will become out of control after spending some time with Su Ming.

"But Brother Su Ming and the Traveler came here today..." Xingqiu hesitated for a moment and looked at the warehouse in front of him, "Do you have any commission?"

Hearing this, Ying nodded and said, "We are planning to find some ancient books about the Kitchen God."

"Kitchen God..." Xingqiu thought for a moment and said, "There is a book called The Lost Legends of Liyue, which mentions the Kitchen God."

At this point, Xingqiu glanced at everyone and held out his hand, "This way, please."

As he spoke, Xingqiu walked into the warehouse and searched around.

Su Ming followed at the back and thought for a moment before speaking, "You should have quite a few books from the Su family here, right?"

Xingqiu was slightly startled and turned to look at Su Ming.

Yes, a lot, but...

Xingqiu pointed to a few boxes nearby and said softly, "They're all inside."

For some reason, he felt that Su Ming's whole body would break apart after reading it.

Su Ming nodded and walked towards the box.

The blonde girl looked at Su Ming's back, thought for a moment, and then said, "Then let's find a book about the Kitchen God first."

As for what Su Ming wanted to see, she could go and see it later.

Several people looked at each other and dispersed in the warehouse.

On the other side, Su Ming glanced at the floor, pulled out a cushion and sat down, then opened three or four book boxes in front of him.

Su Ming turned a page and pursed his lips.

"It's so annoying. The yellow-haired idiot hasn't woken up yet. I'm so bored."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming looked at the familiar Chinese characters and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

But if you think about it carefully, he is indeed the kind of person who would say these words.

"Ningguang is just a crying little brat, not fun at all. So annoying."

"The only ones who are pleasing to the eye are Zhongli and Xiao, but I'm a straight man!"

The notes are basically just casual notes, and it is simply a pipe dream to try to find out any deeds from them.

Su Ming flipped through the books silently, switching to the next after finishing one. He always felt that he could dig out an amusement park in Qingce Village.

But later, Su Ming frowned.

"I don't seem to be able to save anyone. The time traveler is not the protagonist, and even the traveler is not the protagonist."

"I don't know what I'm doing. The familiar plot is useless. It seems that everyone is following the rules and is just waiting for the yellow-haired idiot to wake up."

Su Ming looked at the smudged ink and turned the paper to the last page.

"Fuck, I quit."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming put away all the notes and sat on the ground in deep thought.

Very good, this kind of desperate style is indeed his own.

But Su Ming would never burn himself to death, how could he be so pessimistic.

Su Ming sighed and stroked his knee with his fingertips.

So what happened in the first place that made him kill himself?

Do you miss the barbecue at home?!

"Hey, hey." The blonde girl came over and looked at Su Ming, "Why did you put the book away? Is it because you can't face others?"

Su Ming turned to look at Ying, "I don't mind showing it to you, but ask yourself, can you still live after watching it?"

fluorescent:……

The blonde girl spread her hands, "I see, it's the kind of thing that will tire my toes to death, right?"

"You guessed right." Su Ming stood up and looked at Keqing again, "Did you find what you needed?"

Keqing nodded and said softly, "Its shape is like a dragon, with a long tail blocking the sun; its claws control fire and grant wisdom to people."

"Mortals receive this gift, cook with fire, and live a good life."

At this point, Keqing paused for a moment, "For now, it seems to be very similar to Lord Yan's records."

Hearing this, Ying turned her head and looked at Su Ming's waist.

She moved forward, grabbed Su Ming's jade pendant and looked at it carefully.

The finest mutton-fat jade was carved with twined flower patterns, and the middle was hollowed out. A Mora was put in there by some unknown means, and it made a crisp sound when shaken.

Ying blinked, "Isn't there a pattern of Lord Yan engraved on your jade pendant?"

"Why do you want to carve a dragon?" Su Ming frowned slightly and said in confusion, "I'm not the Crown Prince of Liyue."

Besides, this was given by Zhongli. Who would give a self-portrait as a gift to someone else?

Hearing this, Ying narrowed her eyes.

You have already stolen the Immortal Ancestor’s magical transformation, why are you still pretending here?

"Su Ming's clothes are usually covered with flowers and plants like this." Paimon stretched and said with a smile: "But the records in this book do look like Prince Yan."

"It does look like it." Chongyun said, "But I also have some ancient books at home, which say that the Kitchen God should have appeared near Guiliyuan."

"Guiliyuan..." Keqing hesitated for a moment, "We can look for it somewhere else."

As long as the Kitchen God existed, they would be able to find traces of him.

"Wait!" Xiang Ling pulled the two friends aside and said with a smile, "I want to ask you what kind of food you like!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xingqiu tilted his head back slightly.

Chongyun looked surprised, "You...are you saying...you want to participate in that chef competition?!"

"Of course." Xiangling tilted her head, looking serious, "Why are you so surprised?"

Isn’t she the best cook?

You will never go hungry when you go out with her!

"This is a serious matter..." Chongyun held his forehead and said helplessly, "Don't bring weird things to the competition..."

Although the taste is not bad, the appearance may be hard to describe.

Su Ming glanced at the three people who were about to start bickering, picked up the last notebook and walked outside.

"boom--"

With a dull thud, the blond man fell on his back.

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming looked at Kawi and asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"

If his analysis was correct, the guy was squatting in front of his legs, right?!

"Don't move!" Kavi got up, not caring about the dust on his body, and moved closer to Su Ming again.

He carefully observed the jade pendant, holding a small notebook in his hand, "This pattern is very beautiful, what is the meaning?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming took a step back and distanced himself, "I can take the jade pendant off and show it to you."

Kavi blinked, ignored Su Ming's words, and turned his gaze directly to Ying beside him.

Ying turned her head, looked at Keqing, and then looked at the three little ones.

Sorry, she doesn't know either.

"Tangled Branch Pattern." Xingqiu glanced at Su Ming's clothes and pendants and explained softly, "It's also called the Longevity Vine, which means longevity. Children or elders in Liyue often use this pattern."

But it is still used more by children, because the elderly can directly use the longevity pattern.

"Hey... you're still using the child's embroidery pattern..." Paimeng poked Su Ming and laughed, "You're pretending to be young!"

Su Ming sighed, reached out and touched Paimeng's head, "I can let you reincarnate right now, no need to pretend to be young."