Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

The Demon-Subduing Great Sage, who was fooled by Su Ming, disappeared in front of Bubu Lu in a daze.

Su Ming breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the steps in front of the door.

On the side, Bai Zhu took out a small porcelain bottle, pulled Su Ming's finger and pricked it with a silver needle.

Su Ming: ...

"Can't you give me some time to prepare myself mentally?" Su Ming looked at the red spilling out of his fingertips and said helplessly, "Or you can wait until I get hurt and collect a big wave."

Bai Zhu showed no mercy and squeezed Su Ming's fingertips hard, forcing drops of blood into the small porcelain bottle.

"You must be rigorous in your approach to medical principles and pharmacology." Bai Zhu put away the vial and said softly, "But remember to notify me next time you get hurt."

Hearing this, Su Ming silently turned his head and looked at Bai Zhu.

When he traveled through time, Bai Shu was still a character who only appeared in the main storyline, but for some reason, he always felt that Bai Shu's smiling face was very similar to that of the banker in Zhidong.

Su Ming curled his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth, "Do you think I look like you?"

Do men with squinty eyes all look alike?

Baizhu:? ? ?

Bai Zhu was confused for a moment, then frowned slightly, "Did you get hurt in the head last time you were unlucky and fell?"

Su Ming shook his head and sighed, "Now I think you are a bit like a certain capitalist, and I also think you are a lot like a certain bread."

However, Bai Zhu, who pursued immortality, would be described as a tyrant in history books.

He looked at Bai Zhu and sighed slightly.

It's just immortality, what's wrong with giving it to him? !

"Tell me the result when you get it." Su Ming stretched himself and silently took out a bottle of medicine and handed it to Bai Zhu, "This is the sleeping pill I made earlier."

Bai Zhu raised his eyebrows, opened the bottle cap and smelled it.

There is no scent of herbs, only the color is very strange.

Su Ming thought about it and frowned slightly. "I accidentally fed this medicine to a seriously injured person before. The deterioration of the injury stopped during the coma. You can study it."

Well, it’s the umpteenth time that this unlucky group of treasure hunters have been caught by him.

"Okay." Bai Zhu nodded and put away all the medicines. "But you'd better not be unlucky these days. I don't want to treat illness on such a happy day as the Moon Festival."

Su Ming: ...

"Isn't it just that he fell down while picking up river lanterns?" Su Ming frowned slightly and retorted, "Does it take so long to remember it?"

Bai Zhu's smiling face did not change at all, "He was half drowned."

"That means he's not dead, right?!" Su Ming objected again.

"If someone dies, that's the business of the Wangsheng Hall. Besides, you dragged a few people down with you." Bai Zhu stood up with a calm expression.

Su Ming blinked, "They are not dead!"

The stream in Liyue Harbor isn't that deep at all!

And he almost drowned because he was unlucky, not because he couldn't swim!

"But when you fell into the water, not only did you get swollen, you were also burned by the river lanterns." Bai Zhu looked at Su Ming calmly, his glasses unscientifically reflecting a white light, "Do you know how difficult it is to treat a burn after it swells?"

Su Ming: ...

"Yes, is it true that the blistering burns are difficult to treat? Is that why you charged me one million for medical expenses?" Su Ming rolled his eyes in his heart, "And your snake bit me once a day while I was recovering!"

"Yes, so I also included the cost of the antidote in the medical expenses." Bai Zhu smiled and curved his eyes, walking towards the store, "Since you are an old customer, I will give you a 20% discount next time."

Next time he won’t be treated, Bai Zhu may even pay to send Su Ming to the Hall of Rebirth.

Su Ming lazily followed Bai Shu and suddenly had an idea, "If you want to live a long life, have you ever thought about usurping the throne?"

Bai Zhu's eyelids twitched and he turned around. Changsheng on his shoulder looked at Su Ming with a strange look.

On the side, the girls who were chatting and laughing also turned around and looked at Su Ming in shock.

Usurping the throne?

Which position to usurp?

"The lifespan of gods is a bit long." Su Ming said these shocking words calmly, with a hint of encouragement in his tone, "If it's a god, you may not need to study these anymore."

Baizhu:? ? ?

The green-haired man raised his eyebrows, his eyes strange.

To be honest, he really didn't dare to think about such a thing.

"Moreover, the gods protect the area, have compassion on the people, and bless all the people." Su Ming's eyes flashed.

Bai Zhu was silent for a long time, silently looking down at the Eye of God on his waist.

Wait, he is from Liyue. If he usurps the position of the God of Grass, would that be... a contribution to Liyue?

"Your idea is very dangerous." Changsheng spit out his snake tongue, with a hint of gloom in his voice, "But I think you, the unlucky guy, will live a long life."

It's a pity that doctors who changed their profession halfway are not as serious as Baizhu.

If I could make a contract with Su Ming...

Forget it, I won’t sign a contract. If I sign a contract, either Su Ming will die that day, or I will not be able to control myself and bite this unlucky guy to death.

"Perhaps..." Bai Shu frowned slightly, "Is there a god who can study it?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming looked at Bai Zhu, then silently turned to look at Ying.

The blonde girl pursed her lips with lingering fear.

Very good, Bai Zhu is indeed a bit similar to that crazy researcher now, it’s all Su Ming’s fault!

"Brother Su Ming is saying that again." Xiang Ling tilted her head, speechless, "You said before that you wanted Guoba to go to Mondstadt to be a knight!"

Su Ming: ...

"You can forget about this." Su Ming patted Xiang Ling's shoulder and looked at Guoba who was doing somersaults. "I was wrong before."

I used to be rude, but now it’s different.

Diluk has been badly hurt by his imagination, let him go.

"Hey..." The blonde girl shook her head and came back to her senses. "Should we ask for the opinions of those who have very picky tastes next?"

Hearing this, Xiangling nodded, "Yes, but I'm not sure where they are, so let's just walk around."

Ask whoever you meet.

I just don’t know which lucky person will be met by these two chef duo.

"That's right." Su Ming thought for a moment, then silently took out a pack of instant noodles and handed it to Ying.

The blonde girl blinked, with undisguised confusion in her eyes.

She had seen this kind of noodles before. It was the special rations for the Fatui. Su Ming herself had eaten it. The Adventurer's Guild would also carry this kind of thing.

"Cook it and mix it." Su Ming thought for a moment and said softly, "Add another plate of fried eggs with leeks, a portion of stinky tofu, and spicy crayfish."

Ying blinked, "Are we going to prepare dinner for the Moon Festival?"

Su Ming shook his head and smiled slightly, "I plan to wrap these vegetables in mooncakes."

fluorescent:? ? ?

Xiangling: !!!

Xiangling widened her eyes and looked at Su Ming in disbelief.

Although she uses strange ingredients and strange combinations, this behavior is an insult to food!!!

"Then I'll entrust you to be a salesman and give everyone a taste test. People with divine eyes will be given priority." Su Ming ignored the condemning looks around him and said calmly, "The reward is 300,000 Mora."

Emotional value?

Bring it to you!