Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"This looks great on you."

Su Ming flipped through a pile of magazines, pointed at the pictures and said, "Your eyes are gold, your hair is green, and it doesn't look good on you to wear purple on your lower body."

Atractylodes macrocephala:?

Bai Zhu looked blankly at the man in front of him who suddenly turned into a sales guide, and was so shocked that he forgot to cough.

Su Ming's part-time job range...is it so wide?"

"Wear light colors!" Su Ming suggested seriously, "I think white cotton and linen will look good on you, trust me."

The frail and gentle beauty, wearing a loose beige gown and covering her chest with her hands while coughing, looks really beautiful!

"Trust me! With Changsheng by your side, no bugs will bite you."

Bai Shu:......

Changsheng:……

"Ahem..." Bai Zhu tilted his head slightly, frowning slightly, "I'm used to it."

"No, you don't." Su Ming blinked and said seriously, "I suspect that those who are not unlucky will live longer. I can give you some of my blood."

Trying to use lifespan to pry open Baizhu's terrifying aesthetic.

Bai Shu:......

"It's a deal." The green-haired man smiled gently, pushed his glasses up with a smile, and chuckled, "I will go find a tailor to make new clothes tomorrow."

This is not a loss, and he doesn’t wear the same clothes every day.

"I'll have someone send the pictures over!" Su Ming's eyes lit up and he patted Bai Zhu's shoulder.

The wish was fulfilled and Bai Zhu’s outfit change was successful!

Su Ming sighed contentedly, turned around and touched Changsheng, "I don't know if you want to change into new clothes. I have researched a colorful black paint. You will definitely like it-ah!"

The next moment, Changsheng's fangs embedded into the flesh.

The little white snake stared at Su Ming with cold eyes.

"Let go!" Su Ming held Changsheng's arm and swung his hand, almost turning him into a noodle.

Bai Zhu sighed helplessly, stretched out two fingers, and accurately grabbed Changsheng.

At the same time, his other hand skillfully took out an antidote from his waist and stuffed it into Su Ming's mouth.

"Changsheng's poison can't kill me now..." Su Ming muttered, then turned to look at Bai Zhu with a grim face, "Why is this medicine suddenly so bitter?"

It obviously didn’t taste like this before. Did they change the recipe?

So why do we need to turn simple bitterness into a sour and bitter taste?

"I'll give you peace of mind." Bai Zhu said calmly, and handed the small bottle of antidote to Su Ming, "Carry it with you from now on."

Su Ming: ...

Your little pet bites me and I have to prepare my own antidote?

At one side, a little girl with a cinnabar and yellow talisman on her head came over staggeringly.

She looked at Su Ming and stretched out her hand to poke Su Ming's cheek, "Su, coconut milk, Fang Fang."

Su Ming:…….

Su Ming turned around, "Su Ming, coconut milk, Xiao Fang."

Qiqi, "Su, coconut milk, Fang Fang."

Su Ming pursed his lips, and circled his fingertips in front of Qiqi, finally pointing at Xiangling and Ying who remained silent and complained, "They do it."

Qiqi nodded sullenly and walked towards the cooking duo unsteadily.

After taking two steps, Qiqi turned around and said, "Su, take medicine and calm down."

After saying this, Qiqi walked in front of Ying and raised her head slightly, "Coconut milk, Fangfang."

The blonde girl tilted her head and blinked, "Coconut milk, Fang Fang?"

She had been fooled by Coconut Sheep once before, but…what was Coconut Milk Fang Fang?

On the other side, Su Ming flipped out a thick cookbook, tore off a page at random and handed it to Ying, "Look at it, learn it yourself."

fluorescent:……

Xiangling: !!!

Xiang Ling looked at the recipe in Su Ming's hand with shock and pulled Su Ming's sleeve, "Show it to me!"

Such a thick recipe!

It can inspire her to cook so many new dishes!

Su Ming glanced at Xiang Ling and threw the recipe over to her. "Here's to you."

Xiangling quickly flipped through it, then turned to look at Baizhu in surprise, "There are medicinal foods!"

Baizhu raised his eyebrows and moved closer to look at the recipe together.

Su Ming stood up and walked slowly to the side of Bubu Lu.

The little girl with light purple hair followed step by step, looking up at Su Ming, "Coconut milk, Fang Fang."

Su Ming was silent for a moment, opened the panel and put it into Qiqi's hand, "Remember, my name is not Su, I am Su Ming."

"Okay." Qiqi nodded, looking serious, "Su Ming, bad luck."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming took a deep breath, feeling helpless.

He can't tear off the label of unlucky, and the vest that is becoming increasingly deep in Mondstadt.

The only things in this world that are more solid than the blame are the bad luck labels and vests.

After a while, Qiqi poked Su Ming's leg again, "Su, it can't be opened."

As she spoke, Qiqi stretched out her hand, with a whole jelly in her palm.

Su Ming took a look, found a cup, and squeezed the jelly into it one by one, "Eat slowly."

Qiqi nodded, holding the cup and walking into the Bubu House.

Yujingtai has beautiful scenery and superior terrain. Although Bubu Lu is just a medical clinic, it can occupy a large piece of land in this place where every inch of land is valuable.

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then suddenly turned around.

The green tip of the gun was against Su Ming's throat. The young man held the gun with one hand, his pair of red-gold eyes filled with murderous intent.

Su Ming:……?

Su Ming blinked and pressed the tip of the He Pu Yuan with his index finger, "You..."

“How dare you disrespect the Emperor!” The young immortal gnashed his teeth and spoke angrily, “If I hadn’t happened to pass by the study hall today…”

It has been popular for so long and no one told him! Discrimination! This is discrimination!

Are you bullying him for staying at Wangshu Inn all year round? !

Bullying him for not being curious enough, right?

Why is everyone hiding this!

It was fine for a long time, but recently he has been getting more and more outrageous!

Disrespect the Emperor! Disrespect the Immortal Master!

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming thought of the messy light novel and pursed his lips, "Maybe you can change your thinking?"

If they fight... he probably won't die, but with Xiao's current anger, it would be easy to trigger his karma.

He can't possibly give treatment to the abuser after getting beaten, right?

How frustrating!

The young immortal snorted coldly but did not put away his weapon.

He looked at Su Ming coldly, "Then you explain why... that kind of... disgusting thing appeared!"

Being able to utter these few words has already destroyed his character as the Great Demon Slayer!

Su Ming blinked and said hesitantly, "You should know that the master doesn't carry money now, right?"

Although he has a lot of money.

elf:……

Xiao nodded.

The Emperor is the Emperor after all. In the past, he could just wave his hand and get money. How could he possibly remember to bring money with him?

"Sir, you don't have any money, but you put the bill in my hand." Su Ming sighed, "Your almond tofu is in charge of the boss, but the other food... is all my exclusive secret recipe."

It has to be exchanged for emotional value!

Su Ming raised his head and spoke earnestly, "I sent a hundred or eighty people to risk their lives to dive into the abyss to dig out Ruo Tuo's body."

Although it was just incidental.

elf:…….

“I also donate a lot of money to the General Affairs Department every year.”

elf:……

"I have to hold back from causing trouble in Liyue."

elf:……

There was a trace of confusion and dullness in the eyes of the Great Sage Who Conquers Demons.

【Extra 4】

It was late at night, and the sounds of hawkers from the streets of Liyue Harbor could be heard faintly.

Su Ming was wearing a loose sweatshirt with all the threads neatly hidden in the lining.

The thin boy was surrounded by a light golden rock element shield and hid under the table.

He raised his head slightly and looked at the lantern hanging on the eaves through the gap under the table.

There was a word written in black ink on the red lantern, which was obviously the word "Su".

A breeze blew by, and the lanterns swayed slightly in the wind, and the candlelight flickered.

Su Ming blinked, his fingers unconsciously stroking the soft corners of clothes, and a hint of confusion appeared in his black eyes.

In this kind of scene, for a moment he could hardly tell whether it was his dream or he was actually awake.

Or maybe it was just an illusion before his sudden death.

"Ah Ming?"

A gentle female voice came out, with a hint of anxiety in the voice.

Su Ming came back to his senses, cleared his dry throat and said, "I'm here."

After saying this, Su Ming looked up.

Even with Zhongli's shield on him, it was obviously no match for his bad luck.

Just now, he was sitting leisurely in the yard to enjoy the cool air, when a big tree outside the yard fell down with a snap, causing the wall of the Su family's yard to fall towards him.

If he hadn't been quick enough to hide under the table...

Thinking of this, Su Ming blinked.

It’s okay not to dodge, after all, Zhongli’s shield is still very reliable.

A moment later, a hand grabbed Su Ming's collar and pulled him out from the ruins.

Su Ming blinked, looked at the anxiety on Jialina's face, and then looked at Su Yi's disheveled appearance.

"I'm fine." Su Ming forced a smile, but the next moment he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood and fell into coma in an instant.

"Let's go to Bubu Lu!" Su Yi's face changed, and he picked up Su Ming and ran towards Yujingtai.

Jialina had no time to care about anything else and just asked the servants at home to go to the Hall of the Rebirth to ask for leave for Su Ming.

Half an hour later, the weak-looking doctor in Bubulu coughed lightly and withdrew his hand.

He sighed, asked about the situation, and then wrote down the prescription on the table, "There is no external injury this time, but..."

Galina twisted a handkerchief, worry evident in her eyes.

"Qi and blood are flowing backwards." The doctor sighed slightly, wrote down the herbs one by one, and handed them to the green-haired boy next to him, "Baizhu, go and boil the medicine."

The boy nodded and glanced at the boy on the hospital bed.

He understood that Qi and blood were flowing in the opposite direction. He was so unlucky that even his blood was flowing in the wrong direction.

Really miserable.

Jialina's breathing stagnated and she turned to look at Su Yi.

Su Yi had some fine lines on the corners of her eyes, and she forced herself to ask, "Is there any way to treat it?"

After the words fell, the doctor hesitated to speak.

After a long silence, he glanced at the young man and said softly, "Brother Su, I have been the one taking care of Ah Ming's health for so many years, but..."

The man hesitated and said, "Traumatic injuries can be avoided, but the illness caused by this kind of bad luck cannot be cured by medicine, and taking medicine is dangerous to Ah Ming itself."

Su Yi gritted her teeth and clenched her hands tightly.

Having lost one son, now I have to lose another?

"Don't worry." At some point, a man in dark gold clothes appeared at the door of Bubu Lu.

He walked to the bedside, lowered his eyes and looked at the thin child on the bed, "I will teach him how to control his body."

Not only the muscles and meridians of the limbs, but also the exhaled air and flowing blood.

However, this obviously made Su Ming suffer.

The doctor thought about it and nodded helplessly, "This is the only way...but..."

At this point, he pursed his lips and looked at Su Yi, "Brother Su, you should get ready early."

Su Yi lowered her head, her mind full of thoughts.

Seeing that there was no one else in the ward, Zhongli reached out and placed his hand on Su Ming's wrist.

After a while, Zhongli withdrew his hand and looked at Su Yi, "Five years. After five years, he will be able to live independently."

Hearing this, Su Yi was slightly startled, and looked up at Zhongli, "Emperor..."

“No need to say more.” Zhongli raised his hand and said softly, “Do as he said before he left.”

Su Yi paused and her pupils constricted.

Zhongli glanced at Su Yi and turned away.

Jialina's eyes flickered, and she whispered, "Can Ah Ming really get better?"

"I definitely can." Su Yi held Jialina's shoulders and looked down at the child on the bed.

……

Late at night, Su Ming forced himself to open his eyes.

The cracked lips seemed to be covered with blood scabs, and I could feel a slight pain every time I opened my mouth.

"Awake?" The green-haired boy tilted his head slightly and handed over a bowl of medicine. "Take the medicine."

Su Ming was stunned for a moment, then took the medicine bowl and asked, "Where are my parents?"

His voice was hoarse, like the sound of a broken gong.

"Go back." Bai Zhu leaned on a chair beside him and looked at the medical skills by candlelight, and said softly, "You can go back tomorrow."

Su Ming nodded, drank the medicine and lay down again, "Is it true that you can't add some sugar to your medicine?"

"No." Bai Zhu said indifferently. He glanced at Su Ming and came over with his medical skills to check his pulse. "I have never seen such an unlucky person."

He wasn't hurt, but he took a deep breath and didn't catch his breath, which caused internal injuries.

"You'll get used to it." Su Ming smiled, leaned against the bed and glanced at the bookshelf, "But obviously I'm not used to it yet."

Bai Zhu snorted and chuckled, then casually pulled out the herbal illustration book next to him and handed it to Su Ming, "Mr. Zhongli told you to read the book when you wake up."

Su Ming: ...

"I'll die of exhaustion sooner or later..." Su Ming pursed his lips and flipped open the illustrated book to look at it carefully, "But can't I continue to sleep now?"

Hearing this, Bai Zhu shook his head and said, "No, at least go to bed after sunrise."

Su Ming:……?

Su Ming was at a loss for a moment, then raised his head and looked at the boy beside the bed, "Are you serious?"

"Mr. Zhongli told me to do that." Bai Zhu shrugged, then sat back at his desk and opened the medical book, studying it and taking notes.

He didn't understand why he wasn't allowed to sleep, but he just heard a little bit, it seemed that Zhongli was going to take the unfortunate child on a long journey.

Perhaps for Su Ming, Zhongli can worry less when he is asleep.

A white snake swayed in from the window, and lay on the window frame, shaking its head.

"Changsheng?" Su Ming raised his eyes and poked Changsheng in confusion, "Why don't you hang it around Baishu's neck?"

Isn’t this a pendant of Baizhu?

"Why would I want to hang on to a little brat?" Changsheng spat out his tongue and leaned closer to Su Ming. "You have a strange smell on you. Can I taste it?"

Su Ming:?

"Are you talking about the taste of bad luck?" Su Ming stretched out his finger and moved in front of Changsheng, "There is no after-sales service after biting the bad luck."

Before he could finish his words, Su Ming fell on the bed with a thud, his eyes closed.

Changsheng retracted his fangs and looked at the boy behind the table, "Antidote."

Bai Shu:......