Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Moon stars are rare.

The lights in the small courtyard of Kandada Village were turned off and the place fell into silence.

Su Ming was lying in a rocking chair, while Xue Ying, who was beside him, was fanning herself while looking at the stove where medicine was cooking, without any reluctance on her face.

It seemed like a familiar scene. Three grown men were lying side by side on rocking chairs, taking a nap, occasionally opening their eyelids to look at the stars in the sky.

"By the way, Mr. Zhongli, have you thought about the bet?" Tartaglia narrowed his eyes, holding the Sunset Loach that had finally appeared in his arms.

Zhongli's hair spread out on the rocking chair, his eyes closed, "The Twelfth Executor of the Fatui, I am very curious about your purpose."

It doesn't seem like he is solely focused on the Queen, nor does it seem like he is solely focused on having fun.

Although humans are always contradictory, the sense of disharmony in Su Ming is really too strong.

"Don't think so complicated!" Su Ming closed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth, saying softly: "Keep it simple, for example, the identity of an executive officer will bring me military power and money, which are enough to support me to do anything."

"So what do you want to do?" Ying tilted her head, looking curious, "Are you trying to scare me?"

It seems like Su Ming just likes to scare people for fun.

"Yes." Su Ming admitted frankly, "Business is the basis of my foothold in the Fatui. I can protect myself with force, and power allows me to have the time and freedom to do things conveniently. What I like most is to scare people for fun."

There's no way. He was working hard before Xiao Tongzi appeared.

After Xiao Tongzi showed up, business turned into trouble.

Su Ming moved his fingertips and glanced at Ying beside him, "In other words, seeing you guys feel happy, angry, sad, or joyful because of my actions makes me feel like I'm part of Teyvat."

Xiao Tongzi said nothing, obviously having been blocked by his host.

"Integration?" Paimeng flew out of the house, took out a pack of medicine and handed it to Su Ming, "According to normal people's logic, the best way to integrate is to get married, have children, and start a family."

"That won't work." Su Ming said firmly, "Then I will just blend in and become a background figure."

Which five-star character has no front teeth and has a family?

As long as he is arrogant enough and intrudes enough, no one can kill him!

Ying looked down at the bubbling medicine jar and said, "Why not?"

Su Ming has status and a career, what else can stop him?

"Hmm..." Su Ming narrowed his eyes and rubbed the ring on his finger, "Maybe it's because I know I'm not a single-minded person. I like too many things and want too many things. If I can't choose all of them, then I might as well not choose them all."

He does not have the confidence to deal with all the flowers with ease.

"And I'm unlucky." Su Ming rolled up the blanket in his hand and stuffed it under his head, saying, "If I wasn't unlucky, why would I be so timid? I would just fuck my wife."

Why is he still counting Moras at the Northland Bank? He is just counting his wives in Teyvat!

For a moment, everyone in the courtyard fell silent.

For some reason, although what Su Ming said was a bit fanciful, I felt that he was serious.

Su Ming pulled out the crude assignment book from Ying's arms, flipped through most of the pages with rubbed and curled corners, and finally found a blank sheet of paper.

"You scared me and hurt me." Su Ming drew a crude little map and marked a few points. "So I'll entrust you to do it yourself this time."

Hearing this, Ying frowned.

She looked down at Su Ming's ankle and said, "Why don't you sit in the wheelchair? I will definitely push you to avoid the monster's attack."

"If you mean the kind of evasion where you push me and use me as a weapon..." Su Ming thought about the content of the commission and Hanasari's knife, then turned to look at Tartaglia, "Aren't you good at all weapons? Lend me your magic weapon."

When Ying starts fighting, can she still care about a cripple like him?

It's not a good idea not to go, and this commission sounds a bit ominous.

Tartaglia opened her eyelids, her azure eyes glowing dark blue in the night sky, "I can lend you the Winter White Star."

"Hmm...bow and arrow..." Su Ming took out a slingshot and tied it with a rubber band, then turned his head to look at Ying, "I believe you don't mind me using this weapon, right?"

fluorescent:……

Ying was silent for a moment, unable to put it into words, "If you had used a water gun, I might not have felt so perfunctory."

The slingshot was the size of a palm and was not made of metal. It looked like it was just a bowstring that was casually broken off a tree branch and tied to it.

Zhongli opened his eyes and took a look, then closed them again. "Based on common sense, Su Ming's slingshot is pretty accurate."

That is to say, during the Sea Lantern Festival, you aim at the sky lanterns and hit them accurately. If the sky lanterns fall and hit you on the head, you can hit them accurately too.

"Huh?" Paimon's eyes widened, and he asked in confusion, "Really? Can a slingshot really be used as a weapon?"

Su Ming silently used the gray mist to form a small ball and put it on the rubber band. "Try it?"

"Okay..." Seeing the gray mist, Ying felt a little unlucky. She shook the fan in her hand and said, "Then I will take Su Ming with me to do the commission, but... has Su Ming finished his homework?"

At this point, Ying turned his gaze towards Zhongli, "It's just fortune telling or something."

“Just barely qualified.” Zhongli rubbed his forehead, and the pile of notes and excerpts on the desk appeared in his mind. “It can’t be considered proficient, but it’s not bad.”

"Why do you make me sound like an elementary school student?" Su Ming put away his slingshot, leaned on the recliner and sighed, "But I hope you won't rush in when you see the enemy. Put me in a safe place first, okay?"

Hearing this, Ying narrowed her eyes and turned back, "Are you serious? If an executive officer sprains his ankle, will he be beaten to death by an ordinary monster?"

"Others can't, but Su Ming can." Tartaglia stretched out his hand in front of Su Ming and asked curiously, "So do you want to try out your fortune-telling results?"

Hearing this, Ying and Paimeng looked at each other and moved closer to the young master.

On the other side, Zhongli raised his eyebrows, with a hint of hidden expectation in his eyes.

Su Ming sighed, grabbed the young master's hand and glanced at him casually, "It's over."

"So fast?" Paimon leaned over and rubbed the lines on Tartaglia's palm with his fingers, and said, "What did you figure out?"

Su Ming lay down on the recliner, closed his eyes, and said lazily with a smile, "Passionate, love to laugh, warlike, and brainless!"

When the words fell, everyone was stunned.

"Friend." Tartaglia sighed helplessly, "I would also count if it were that way."

"Eh?" Ying frowned, "Is it really unlucky?"

Tartaglia narrowed her eyes, her blue eyes were clear, and she said with a smile: "Obviously, she is a playboy, a lecher, and very unlucky."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming rubbed the blanket in his arms, leaned back on the recliner and suddenly smiled, "Everyone loves beauty. What's wrong with me loving it a little more?"

At this point, Su Ming opened his eyelids and looked at Ying, "Are you right, Shi Ying?"