Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Eh!"

A cry of surprise came from the courtyard, and several people who were climbing out of the hot spring pool one by one were slightly startled.

The white floating spirit flew in staggeringly, covering its eyes. "Su Ming, Su Ming! Ying asked me to ask you, do you really want to accompany her on the commission? Can you bring along the people who played mahjong with you?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then quickly opened the small map on the panel and took a look.

The next moment, Su Ming raised his head with lifeless eyes, his gaze falling on the roof that had just been removed.

The executive officer's special private bath attic was made of thin but strong materials to ensure the life of a certain unfortunate person. However, at this moment, any material could be torn apart by a certain blonde girl.

The yellow-haired girl said innocently, "I didn't see it!"

"You..." Su Ming gritted his teeth, opened the panel and directly replaced it with the luxurious water gun that elementary school students dreamed of.

【Host! Host! 】

The dark green fairy on Zhongli's shoulder startled and wanted to rush over immediately.

But the next moment.

Su Ming slipped and fell into the hot spring pool.

The mahjong table, which had not yet been put away, caused Su Ming's chin to be injured again. The tip of his tongue was bitten hard by his teeth, and his ankles were still on the ground, tilted in a strange arc.

"Su Ming?!!!"

A scream came from the roof, and the blonde girl quickly jumped down from the roof.

Tartaglia's heart skipped a beat and he quickly pulled his friend out of the hot spring water.

"He..." Zhongli's eyes swept across the red between Su Ming's lips, and then glanced at his ankle which was swelling rapidly, "What have you been doing lately..."

I feel like the control of bad luck is not strong enough...

【Are you okay? 】

The small system flew around Su Ming twice and said hesitantly: "I just wanted to remind you that your lucky experience card has expired..."

Maybe it was because of the luck points he had saved that Su Ming felt a little proud.

And this time... I didn't have time to find a tool...

Su Ming was pulled up by the young master with a calm face, leaning on the edge of the pool, trying to hold the water gun he bought with his emotion points in his hand and aiming it at Ying, "I suggest you calm down next time, this is our Fatui's new weapon!"

Tartaglia: ...?

Tartaglia's eyes swept over the gun in Su Ming's hand, which looked like a real gun. "New research?"

"You..." Ying widened her eyes and stepped back.

She was just looking! It's not a crime punishable by death!

The next second, cold water splashed on Ying's body, and even little Paimon beside her could not escape!

"I'm just a child, why do you have to force me to be a beast?!" Su Ming silently threw a ball of bad luck on Ying, and said angrily: "You still have the mind to peek? Have you forgotten that your brother is still suffering in the abyss?"

fluorescent:……

Ying shook off the water droplets on her body and widened her eyes, "New weapon?"

This is it?

“Hahahaha…” Tartaglia suddenly burst into laughter, bent over, and trembled all over.

On the side, Kamisato Ayato pursed her lips with an undisguised smile in her eyes.

Zhongli's eyes flickered and he turned sideways.

fluorescent:? ? ?

"Ying..." Paimon took off the little crown and wiped it. Just as he was about to turn around and say something, he was stunned.

Ying turned around, equally shocked.

The two looked at each other and stood there in a daze.

The girl with blonde hair in a white dress had her eyes wide open, staring at the glowing emergency food in front of her in amazement, and the expression on the emergency food's face was exactly the same.

"So..." Ying grabbed her hair and held it close to her eyes in disbelief. She stared at the hair that almost blinded her eyes in amazement. "Why am I glowing?"

Paimon rubbed his head and asked, "What's the new product from the Loach Beauty Salon?"

Super expensive glow potion?

Just to use it for... revenge? But it was Ying who did the bad thing, why should she, an ordinary little guide, also shine?

Su Ming looked at his swollen ankle and swung it upwards without hesitation, "From childhood to adulthood, the thing I feel most sorry for is my feet!"

Tartaglia laughed for a long while, and scooped up Su Ming despite the pain in his stomach. "But it's really lucky that it hasn't broken yet."

Logically speaking, with such frequent sprains on his ankle, his foot would have been broken long ago.

"Is there a possibility..." Su Ming found Tartaglia's shoulder and hooked it skillfully, saying, "It was originally going to break, but I dodged it skillfully, but not completely."

The two glowing creatures hid at the foot of the wall, saying nothing, with guilt and speechlessness sometimes in their eyes.

It was her fault for causing Su Ming to sprain his ankle, but what if they just had a fight?

Now, I am glowing all the time and I don’t even need elemental vision when walking at night!

"If you do it again, you will be treated the same as the Great Sage!" Su Ming rolled his eyes silently and limped towards the dressing room next door, "Shine green!"

Ying pursed her lips, "I'm sorry..."

Su Ming leaned against the door of the locker room, tilted his head and said seriously, "Let's be reasonable. Among the four people present, except Mr. Zhongli who is your elder, who else is older than you? Maybe Mr. Zhongli is your junior!"

Old Zhongli: ...

"Eh?" Paimon scratched his head, "Is that so?"

Su Ming spoke righteously and decided to take over the responsibility of education on behalf of Kong, although Kong might not have this responsibility in front of Ying.

"Yes!" Su Ming jumped on one leg, "You slept for five hundred years. In front of Mr. Zhongli, your behavior is an offense to the elders! In front of us children, you are not kind to the younger generation!"

Dadalia: ...

Ying raised her head with a serious expression and glanced at the people in the room.

They were all adult men, wearing loose bathrobes and standing tall and slender.

"You..." Ying frowned and pointed at the heights of the people in front of him, then pointed at herself, "Are you serious?"

With this calculation, she was so desperate!

But...whose child is 1.9 meters tall!

How could a naughty child mess up a country?

Su Ming grabbed his ankle and twisted it as if he was familiar with it, then took out a piece of paper and started writing and drawing.

"Go." Su Ming stuffed the note into Tartaglia's hand and pointed at Ying, "Go, put it on her!"

Tartaglia lowered his head in confusion, and then fell silent for a moment.

He looked at Su Ming and pursed his lips, "Are you serious, friend?"

"Seriously!" Su Ming nodded, "This is for her own good!"

The young master hesitated for a moment, but still walked in front of Ying.

The wet bathrobe stuck to his body and water droplets were all over the floor.

But at this moment, Ying was not distracted at all, and looked at the executive officer who was approaching step by step with a vigilant look on her face.

So Su Ming learned fortune-telling and also learned talismans?

This is to curse yourself!

Tartaglia stood in front of Ying, and after hesitating for a while, he pressed the note between Ying's eyebrows.

For a moment, the light of righteousness blinded everyone's eyes.

"Prohibiting the use of astringent is everyone's responsibility!"