Traveling through time as a goblin, just wanting to live a leisurely life

"The audience in Mud River City was too ridiculous. Everyone should have a sense of humor and not be so sensitive about a talk show joke. In fact, I have performed this joke hundreds of times and the audience loves it. There were also many people laughing at the scene just now, but the boos from some people were too loud and drowned out their laughter."

The talk show host Ms. Xie posted this on her social media.

"We laugh because this joke is too embarrassing! We can only laugh loudly to cover up the embarrassment, not because we like to hear this kind of joke, we are not perverts!"

One of the guests said to Igan.

"I think there are two points. First, swearing does not equal humor, and she swears in front of the audience, which is not funny at all. Second, she used a car accident as a topic to make us laugh, which is also not funny, because none of us want to be the kind of person who builds happiness on the pain of others."

Another guest said.

"There's nothing much to say. The lady's skills as a talk show host are too poor, that's all. If she had a little bit of cultivation and connotation, she wouldn't tell jokes just to make the audience laugh. A truly skilled talk show host knows how to release the audience's emotional pressure and make the audience happy, which is more important than laughter."

One guest said.

Igan nodded. He had no opinion, he just wanted to hear gossip.

It thinks that there are many kinds of people, and there are also many kinds of talk show performers. Some performers use swear words in their performances, while others do not use swear words. People can also be divided into those who like to use swear words in their speech and those who do not swear when speaking.

Yigan listened to the conversations of all the guests around him, and he heard that many people were swearing, and they were very creative in their swearing. He couldn't understand some of the swear words. In the end, he chose the table on the left because the guests at this table didn't swear much, so it was easier for him to hear what they were saying.

As for the talk show host...

Anyway, I didn't curse it, just read the gossip.

It's actually quite interesting to see a talk show host just scolding the audience a few times, and then being scolded by the audience behind his back for the whole night.

Humans are creatures like this. If someone hurts a person in some way, he will subconsciously fight back in the same way. And if humans fight back and find that the other party doesn't care, they will become even more furious and fight back even more viciously.

In fact, from the perspective of a goblin, it is really unclear who is right and who is wrong after entering this stage.

After the talk show host’s second post appeared on the social software, everyone at the grilled fish stall went completely crazy.

"There are 10 messages in just 10 minutes. I am very grateful to all my friends in Nihe City for making me more and more famous. You can continue."

The talk show host left this message.

The entire food street was in an uproar, and Yigan felt as if the only sound he could hear was cursing.

"shameless!"

"So thick-skinned!"

"How can there be someone who deserves to be scolded so much?"

These are gentler.

"How the hell is this guy still alive?"

"Does she really think she's an international superstar?"

"You are so ugly and yet you say such things?"

"I don't even want this bitch to have sex with me even if I give her money!"

These gradually got out of control, from swearing to personal attacks.

"Body search! Which hotel is she staying at tonight? I'm going to throw eggs at her hotel door!"

"Just drag her out and beat her up."

"Which city is her home in? I asked nearby netizens to bring the photos of the deceased in the car accident to burn gold paper near her home!"

These are words meant to be personal attacks, and I'm not sure if they're just talking for fun or if they really intend to do it.

Now it can't stand it anymore, its ears are noisy.

It left the dining area and hid in the grilled fish stall.

"Phew! Humans are really scary when they curse at each other."

Igan said.

"Yes, so public figures should not take the lead in cursing others."

Boss Tao said.

"Eh? Boss Tao doesn't like that talk show host either?"

Igan was surprised.

"Of course! I am the elder of the Nine Immortal Sect, and I am considered an immortal who has learned Taoism since childhood. I don't like to see people making fun of tragedies."

Boss Tao said.

"Oh my god! This talk show host is done for!"

Igan exclaimed.

As an unfathomable cultivator, Boss Tao has too many ways to deal with ordinary people, and they will not be convicted by secular laws. It is more terrible to offend Boss Tao alone than to offend ordinary people in Nihe City.

How would Boss Tao deal with her? Curse? Spells? Or the most direct way, making her unable to speak for the rest of her life? Yigan imagined all the punishments that magicians had given to goblins.

"She will be done for herself without my help."

Boss Tao said.

"Now it seems that she has used public opinion to become popular. Many people are scolding her online, and the traffic is very high. But after these people finish scolding her, how many people will continue to pay attention to her talk show?"

"The negative and positive opinions come and go quickly. People on the Internet will soon forget her stain, but at the same time they will also forget what she originally did. This wave of hers actually ruined her career, but now she can't see it. She enjoyed the top traffic, and then fell to the bottom in an instant. She was even more miserable at that time."

I don’t know if Boss Tao is explaining or predicting. I also don’t know if Boss Tao’s prediction is accurate this time given his emotions and stance.

But what he said did make sense, Yi Gan nodded and stopped paying attention.

The fun of eating melon is that you can eat it at any time, put it down at any time, and pick it up again at any time to take another bite.

Yigan enjoyed eating this melon tonight very much. It greatly satisfied his curiosity, and that was enough.

Next, it's someone else's turn to eat its melon.

The current time is 1:45.

In 15 minutes, Yigan will be teleported back to the fairyland.

"Ugh!"

It sighed.

"Why? Feelings for humanity?"

Boss Tao asked.

"No, I'm just going to run into something frustrating later."

Igan looked up at the sky.

"It's okay. Goblins have no conscience. Just stuff it in."

Boss Tao said.

Igan:?

Don’t talk to Boss Tao for the remaining 15 minutes!

Even if I gave him a big bag of jellyfish, he wouldn't say anything!

After protesting to Boss Tao in silence for 15 minutes, Yi Gan teleported back to the fairyland.

On the edge of the sea, the breeze is blowing gently and the waves are breaking, which is very suitable for sleeping at night.

But there were still people in Xinhai Villa who hadn't slept yet, because the lights were still on and the door was bright.

Is the door lit?

There is no light in its Xinhai Villa?

"Host, welcome back. Thank you for your hard work in the mortal world."

The inner demon opened the door and came out and said to Yigan.

"I was afraid that you couldn't see the way at night, so I specially installed a beam of Buddha light that I cultivated at the door, hoping that it can light your way home in the future."

The inner demon said.

Inner demon? Buddha's light?

Igan temporarily lost the ability to speak.