Traveling through time as a goblin, just wanting to live a leisurely life
Chapter 60 Talk Show
That night, Yigan came down to earth alone.
Because it was the only one that was rejected by the fairy world, the inner demon was not rejected.
"You're bullying the goblins too much!"
Igan punched the sky.
When we arrived at the grilled fish stall, although Xiao Chen and Boss Tao were setting up the stall, they seemed quite relaxed.
"Boss Tao! Xiao Chen! Are you so leisurely today?"
Igan greeted.
"Mr. Yi, you are here. Boss Tao said that no one ordered the random menu today, so there is no need to prepare the spiritual ingredients."
Xiao Chen replied.
Now the grilled fish stall calls all the seafood brought by Yi Gan spiritual ingredients, because in order to remove the emotional power inside, most of the spiritual power needs to be cleared out to turn them into delicious dishes that mortals can use. So as long as there are customers ordering from the casual menu, Boss Tao will be busy in the kitchen for a while.
Today, since Boss Tao said that no one would order the random menu, then no one would order it. Those who understand Boss Tao’s prediction will understand it, and those who don’t understand should just follow it, without any doubt.
"Igan, come here! Take all these jellyfish skins."
Boss Tao took out a big bag, which was full of dried jellyfish skin.
"Boss Tao, have you dried all three jellyfish?"
Igan was surprised.
Boss Tao actually has some seafood that he doesn’t sell, but instead makes into jellyfish skin?
"The jellyfish has been in a regular fish tank for three days and is dying, so I have no choice but to dry it out into jellyfish skin."
Boss Tao said.
After leaving the fairyland, it is actually very difficult for all creatures in the Heart Sea to adapt to the environment of the mortal world. It is okay for fish such as the Heart Digger and the Starry Spot, because their spiritual power dissipates slowly and they can live longer. But the jellyfish is not so good.
At that time, Master Zhengguang's lion's roar on the coast was enough to stun the jellyfish in the sea of his heart and make it float to the shore. This shows how fragile the jellyfish are.
Yi Gan looked at the heart-eater still swimming in the fish tank, then looked at the dried jellyfish skin in his hand, and suddenly felt that there are indeed differences between seafood and other seafood.
The same goes for the host and the inner demon.
Heart plug!
Return to the fairyland to eat jellyfish skin! Don't give it to the inner demon!
"Thank you, Mr. Tao. Next time, if you teach me how to dry the jellyfish skin, I can do it myself and won't bother you."
Yigan happily accepted the jellyfish.
"So you see, shouldn't I charge a lower price for seafood? Sometimes I sell it to customers without making any money, and sometimes I can't sell it and suffer a loss. Next time, remember to discount all seafood by 50%."
Boss Tao said.
"no!"
Yigan quickly refused.
A bag of jellyfish skin is used to permanently reduce the price of all seafood by 50%? How is that possible?
No need to talk!
"Don't be like that, 45% is fine too..."
“Not even 1%!”
So the two of them started a new round of bargaining.
Even though we are not trading anything today, we can still bargain.
Xiao Chen was used to it and continued to set up his stall calmly.
There were quite a lot of people in the food court today. It was said that there was a large talk show in the nearby performance hall, and several talk show actors were invited to perform from 8 pm to 12 midnight. At this time, everyone had just finished the show and came out to look for food.
The grilled fish stall was almost full not long after it opened.
Xiao Chen was busy and having fun. Boss Tao had stopped chatting with Yi Gan and went to the kitchen. Yi Gan found a table and sat down, eating the free grilled fish while eavesdropping on the customers' conversation.
He found that there seemed to be a lot of guests in a bad mood today. As soon as they sat down, they started talking excitedly and indignantly.
This makes it very curious.
"As expected, talk show hosts can be divided into good and bad ones. The difference between the opening performance and the finale performance is too big."
The guests at the table to Igan's left said.
"A talk show is a talk show. What do you want by swearing in front of the entire audience?"
The guests at the table to Igan's right said.
"If there is a talk show like this in the future, I won't watch it even if you pay me!"
The guests at the table in front of Yigan said.
"Okay, okay, don't think about the unhappy things. Wasn't the finale performance pretty good? We just need to remember that performance."
The guests at the table behind Yigan said.
After eavesdropping for a while, Yi Gan realized that these guests were all audiences of the same talk show, but not every program in the four-hour show satisfied them.
"Although talk shows can satirize and ridicule some people and things, the scale needs to be well-measured. The lady at the beginning cursed directly at the audience, which obviously did not strike a good balance. On the other hand, the gentleman at the end could make every compliment sound like a curse, and everyone had no evidence, which was obviously more humorous and made people laugh more."
Yi Gan heard this from a guest and roughly understood what happened.
Yigan also heard that the lady who cursed was asked to leave the stage due to the boos from the audience.
Fortunately, the following performances were quite satisfactory, and the last actor to appear was rich in content and gave a wonderful performance, which satisfied the audience.
"I like the actor who performed the finale. What he said was very interesting. Although many things were not said explicitly, it made me think a lot. The more I thought, the more I wanted to laugh. Many times, he had already finished speaking, but I was still laughing."
"He has quite a few good jokes, the kind that won't make you laugh out loud, but are satirical and profound, making you smile knowingly. That's what humor is."
"I don't know what's so funny about the lady's performance at the beginning? Swearing at the audience, is she cursing or making fun of them?"
"Her joke about a fatal car accident was also lame. Hearing her making fun of the dead like this, I felt sorry for the dead."
The entire grilled fish stall was discussing this 4-hour large-scale talk show. Some people were excitedly talking about the good actors who performed at the end, while others were angrily talking about the bad actors who performed at the beginning. The place was filled with noise.
"F*ck! How dare she post a message saying that the audience in Mud River City has no sense of humor? I @%¥¥……%@"
As a loud sound was heard, all the customers at the grilled fish stall suddenly became quiet, and then everyone took out their mobile phones and checked the Internet for messages.
Yi Gan opened his eyes wide, and before he could see anything, he heard the guests cursing one after another.
"I X!"
"Nima!"
"She @¥@%"
Yi Gan was stunned. Why did everyone start cursing as soon as they looked at their phones?
What are people complaining about? Whose post is it? Which account? It wants to see it too!
"Excuse me, what are you watching? Can you share it with me?"
Yi Gan couldn't help it and ran to the table on the left to share the table.
"Of course it's Miss Cha, the opening guest of tonight's talk show. Come and see what she posted on social media!"
The guest at the table on the left handed the phone to Yigan.
People cannot share their joys and sorrows, but they can share their anger.
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