Siheyuan: Fighting against Japanese Aggression in Beijing

"Okay, let's continue. You see, if you add three drops of water to the character 也, it becomes a pond. And you are praying for a marriage, which means you will be trapped in the pond, or the water from the woman has trapped you. This is the first point. If you add a pick to the character 也, it becomes a drag. This means your marriage will be delayed again and again. This is the second point. If you add a single person to the radical, it becomes a he. The literal meaning of he is a man. He has slept with the character you wrote 也, so this means that the woman in your future will have been slept with by someone else. Isn't she a second-hand product? This is the third point."

As he spoke, Li Kangri felt thirsty, so he picked up a glass of wine and drank it.

"Is there anything else?" Sha Zhu asked anxiously.

"Yes, adding a soil character to the side means land, which means your future daughter-in-law is in your foothold, that is, in this courtyard."

"Master, I know another one. It's the Chi with the word Ma Zi (Ma Zi)" Xu Damao interrupted.

"Yes, this is a good word. Chi means to run away." Li Kangri said.

"Doesn't that mean I'll be safe?" Sha Zhu said happily.

"Haha, it's a good word, but look at your legs, they are closed now, so you can't run away. At most you can run to a woman, but in the end you still can't run away." Li Kangri said.

"Then what should I do? Isn't my life ruined?" Sha Zhu asked anxiously, "What should I do? What should I do? Is this really fate? Xiao Li, is there any way to resolve it?"

At this time, he really believed what Li Kangri said.

"Haha, since you taught my daughter Qinghe how to cook, I can give you some pointers and even help you. But it depends on whether you listen or not. If you don't listen, there's nothing I can do." Li Kangri said slowly.

"Listen, I must listen. What you said is terrible. It would be such a pity if I can't get married in this life! My life would have been in vain." Sha Zhu said with a horrified look.

"Okay, since you want to listen, I'll talk to you a little more. Let me continue with the fortune-telling just now. I said that according to your fortune-telling, your future wife is in the yard, and she's a woman that someone else has slept with. Judging from the people in the yard now, who do you think she is?" Li Kangri asked.

"Well, let me think about it." Sha Zhu said with a red face.

"Silly Zhu, what the hell are you thinking about?" Xu Damao cursed. "The only person in this courtyard who has had a child slept with is Qin Huairu."

"You're talking nonsense! Didn't Jia Zhang's child also have someone sleeping with her?" Sha Zhu objected.

"Hahaha, yes, yes, Jia Zhang, Silly Zhu, you don't like Jia Zhang? Can't you see it?" Xu Damao laughed.

"Xu Damao, if you interrupt me again, get out." Li Kangri said angrily. He was really angry. This little disciple always interrupted me.

"Okay, Master, I will never speak again." Xu Damao said angrily.

"Chef He, tell me who else is there besides the new widow of the Jia family?"

"Didn't Xu Damao say anything? Jia Zhang." Sha Zhu said trembling all over.

"That shrew doesn't count. Her child is dead, you know? Dead means gone." Li Kangri said speechlessly.

"Haha, it's better to die, it's better to die. I'm scared to death. And what if the living man also died?" said Sha Zhu.

"Hey! You just don't want to admit it, right? There is only one Qin Huairu in this courtyard now, and she keeps chasing you every day. There is no doubt that she will be your wife in the future. But in my opinion, that is something that will happen more than ten years later." Li Kangri said straight to the point.

"No way? Another ten years?" Sha Zhu said unwillingly.

"Haha," Li Kangri laughed, "Do you want to marry her now?"

"No, no, no! I never thought about it that way. I want to marry a grown girl. What's the point of marrying a widow?" Sha Zhu retorted with a red face.

"I can see that you don't want to marry her, but it's not up to you. Also, besides not wanting to marry her, don't you have any other thoughts about her? Answer honestly, otherwise you really won't be able to get married." Li Kangri threatened.

"This..." Sha Zhu hesitated, "I, I, do have some ideas, but I'm just thinking about it."

"Haha, see, I told you that you are lustful by nature but you still don't admit it. You are not just thinking about it, you just don't have the chance. If you have the chance, you will definitely do what you want. But I remind you, once you do that, haha, you will fall into her pool and can't get out for the rest of your life."

"No, no, absolutely not." Sha Zhu exclaimed.

"Haha, that's your business. Let me say again what I said just now. It's not up to you whether you marry Qin Huairu or not. Do you believe it?"

"No way!" Sha Zhu said in disbelief, "If I don't marry her, who would put her in my bed?"

"Hey, you are right. Someone will really stuff her into your bed, and there will be more than one person. There are too many people who want to stuff her into your bed."

"Who? Who is it? Tell me and I will beat him to death." Sha Zhu shouted, and then he looked at Xu Damao, "Is it you? Xu Damao...if you dare, I will kill you."

"Chef He, please calm down. I, your disciple, would rather drag her into my own bed than put her in yours, right? Disciple?" Li Kangri looked at Xu Damao meaningfully and said.

"Master, you're joking. I don't have either of these two ideas. I'm married." Xu Damao said angrily.

At this time, Xu Damao was extremely shocked. His master was like a worm in his stomach. He really had never thought of letting Qin Huairu get away with Sha Zhu, but he did think of pulling Qin Huairu into his bed.

"Haha, whether God knows or not, I know too. Let's get back to the topic. Shazhu, guess who it is?" Li Kangri asked again.

He just wanted to whet Sha Zhu's appetite so that he would believe it more.

"I don't know." Sha Zhu replied after thinking for a while.

"Haha, then I'll tell you the first one first. But don't get excited. Today's matter is only known to the three of us, okay? If others know about it, then we'd better go back to the relationship we had before, okay?" Li Kangri reminded.

"Okay, I'm not a gossip."

"Okay, this is the first one! It's Yi Zhonghai!"

As soon as Li Kangri said this, even though he had been warned in advance, Sha Zhu still got excited, "Impossible, the eldest uncle is not that kind of person, he treats me like his own son."

"Haha, see, I told you not to believe it, but it doesn't matter, I will make you believe it." Li Kangri said leisurely.

"What can we do?" Sha Zhu asked anxiously. At this time his heart was in a mess, really in a mess.

"What are you guys talking about? You look so happy? Time to eat!" At this time Lou Xiao'e came in with the dishes.

"Okay! Let's eat first and talk after we finish eating." Li Kangri said.