Siheyuan: Fighting against Japanese Aggression in Beijing

Seeing that this pair of funny guys were about to make trouble again, Li Kangri immediately spoke out to stop them, "Da Mao, listen quietly. Chef He is not a bad person. What's wrong with asking for a higher salary?"

"That's right. What's wrong? What's wrong with having higher requirements? Xu Damao, look at how pleasant your master's words are. Learn from him." Sha Zhu echoed.

"Alright, you two are enemies. Ignore Chef He and tell me what you want."

"Well, let me tell you," Sha Zhu said, rubbing his chin and thinking for a while, "First of all, she has to be pretty, preferably like your sister. Secondly, she must have a job. It would be even better if she has some education."

"Pfft!"

Xu Damao covered his mouth and laughed.

"Don't interrupt!" said Li Kangri.

"That's all I can think of for now."

"Chef He, your requirements are a bit high! I won't say much about what you said about beauty, but you said you also require the person to have a job and be educated. I'm not trying to belittle you, but I will definitely not look for you if someone has these conditions." Li Kangri said.

"Haha, actually I think it's a bit high. But I have lowered my requirements now. As long as she's pretty, everything else can be negotiated." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"That's more like it. Have you found a matchmaker? If you want to get married, you can't just wait for someone to come to you." Li Kangri reminded.

"I have looked for her many times in the past few years, but everything was fine at first, but later I couldn't get in touch with her anymore. I came a few times like this and I got annoyed, so it has dragged on until now." Sha Zhu said this in a bachelor's tone. Anyway, everyone in the hospital knew that he couldn't find a wife, so he didn't pretend anymore and told the truth.

"Didn't you ask what happened? It's impossible for them to be so close and then stop contacting each other. It doesn't usually happen like that."

"Hey, I don't have the time for that. If I don't like him, then I don't like him. Why should I bother to get rid of that person?" Sha Zhu said carelessly.

"You are quite open-minded. Okay! Since you have been so devoted to my sister, I will tell you your fortune and predict your future marriage."

"You can also tell fortunes? You are not kidding me!" Sha Zhu said in disbelief.

Before Li Kangri could speak, Xu Damao became anxious again, "You lousy cook, my master is a master, he even predicted Jia Dongxu's death!" Xu Damao said without restraint.

As soon as he finished speaking, he covered his mouth! "Master, I couldn't stop myself..."

"No, what did you say? Your master calculated that Jia Dongxu was going to die before he died?" Sha Zhu said in shock.

"No, that's not true. I was just talking nonsense. Haha, aren't you afraid that you don't believe my master? I was just making it up." Xu Damao explained immediately.

But Sha Zhu refused to believe it. He had heard it clearly just now, and he didn't think Xu Damao would mention Jia Dongxu for no reason.

"Xu Damao, do you think I'm really stupid just because I'm called Sha Zhu? You didn't look like you were lying just now." Sha Zhu said.

"I'm just lying to you, believe it or not."

"Xiao Li, is this true?"

Seeing that Xu Damao refused to admit it, Sha Zhu turned to Li Kangri and asked.

"You! You have no control over your mouth." Li Kangri glared at Xu Damao and said, "Just tell me. He already knows it anyway. There's nothing to hide. Besides, I won't admit it if others know it."

After receiving the instructions, Xu Damao proudly told Sha Zhu the whole story. He also told him about how Li Kangri was responsible for Yi Zhonghai's help to the Jia family, which shocked Sha Zhu.

"No way! The uncle is not a villain, he just means well!" Sha Zhu said slowly.

"Haha, Silly Zhu, let's not talk about good guys or bad guys for now. Maybe you will understand this later. How about I read your face and tell you your fortune?"

"All right! Just look, let me see if you can see anything."

After looking at it for a while, Li Kangri said, "Silly Zhu, you are not destined to have a girl. At most you will have a wife, and she's a second-hand one."

"What?" Sha Zhu shouted, "Say it again?"

"I said that you are not destined to be with a virgin girl. You only have a wife who is a mother-in-law." Li Kangri repeated.

"No, Xiao Li, is this true? Don't criticize me, is that fun?" Sha Zhu said dissatisfiedly.

"Haha, let me tell you something. You look at your eyes and they are a little bloodshot. This means that you are impulsive, speak harshly, and are prone to hurting others. You are not good at socializing and have very poor interpersonal relationships. You often offend people. Therefore, you are likely to be hated by villains and retaliated against by them."

"Yes, he has a foul mouth!" Xu Damao interrupted.

"Also, your love palace, which is your eyebrows, are messy and press down on your eyes. This means that your love life is often not smooth and you basically have no luck with women. In addition, there are many villains who will mess with your relationship." Li Kangri deceived.

"No, you sound so serious, is it true or not?!" Sha Zhu said anxiously.

"Haha, you still don't believe it, right? Well, write a word and I'll test it for you." Li Kangri said.

Now he was very sure that Sha Zhu's appetite had been whetted.

"Write? Any words are fine?" asked Sha Zhu.

"Yes! You can write whatever you want, but you have to clearly state what you are testing!"

"Well, let me think about it!" Sha Zhu thought, "Yes, I also want to get married, so I'll use the Yezi to predict my marriage fate."

As he spoke, Sha Zhu dipped his finger in the wine and wrote the word "yes" on the table and waited.

"Haha, this is a good word! It explains the situation better." Li Kangri said mysteriously.

"Oh, please tell me, it's really frustrating."

"Don't worry, I'll tell you slowly," Li Kangri said after taking a sip of wine. "There are so many words to choose from, but you insisted on picking the word 'ye'. Do you know what 'ye' means?"

"What do you mean?" they both asked at the same time.

"This word ye means the perineum of a woman in ancient times."

"Master, is this true or not? I don't even know." Xu Damao asked.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask your wife, or ask Teacher Yan."

"Go on! What is the perineum?" asked Sha Zhu.

"You rotten cook, you are so uneducated. The perineum is the place under the penis where you pee." Xu Damao said contemptuously.

"Is that so?" Sha Zhu said embarrassedly, "Then, go on."

"This shows that you are lustful by nature and will die because of lust." Li Kangri said with a smile

"Well, haha, I've never touched a woman in my life. How could I be so lustful?" Sha Zhu said with a blushing face.

"It's about lust. It has nothing to do with touching or not. I can see that. Look at the look in the eyes of the widow next door. She wants to eat her. Am I right?"

"That's not happening. Don't talk nonsense. Just continue talking!" Sha Zhu said with a red face.