Tree Hole Self-Rescue Guide

The aunties who like to join in the fun are second only to those who fight for square dance and vegetables in the market. Their strongest fighting power is of course gossip. After a while, many acquaintances peeked out from outside the door and pieced together a truth they liked from other people's mouths.

"Hey, isn't this the woman from Old Wang's family? She usually takes advantage of the neighbor's vegetable garden. This time she ran to someone else's house to steal?"

Another auntie who was not on good terms with the auntie watched for a long time and saw the family of three standing in the yard, and then looked at Auntie Wang holding the corn. It was obvious that she saw that the family was young and wanted to take advantage of the situation. Corn was a good thing and it was not often available during festivals.

As for why those three people are from a family, each one is more beautiful than the other, they must be from a family, the young man has his eyes full of the girl. The wife of the Wang family is not going to marry off her gap-toothed cousin, the girl is already forty, an old cow is eating young grass, I wonder if she has the money to make dentures.

The aunt's eyes spun rapidly. When it was her turn to throw dirty water, she was naturally happy. The incident of stealing their chicks last time was not over yet, and she had to get back at them.

"Really, Lao Wang, why did your wife run to the lord's house?"

The person who spoke wiped his face. He should have seen it right. The woman with her head down stringing corn was clearly their brave lord. The lord was wearing this dress when he went to the meeting with his uncle yesterday.

"Lord? Then the man next to her is the Lord's omega? He doesn't look like him?"

"I was wondering if he looked like a woman, effeminate, but it turns out he's an omega."

There were some alphas who had a high opinion of themselves among those who joined in the fun. They had originally thought that Pei Qiubai was a strong opponent. The blind date market was already in a cold winter, and now most people around him were praising the young man for his good looks. Even his favorite Xiao Cui blushed as he looked at the omega leaning on Mo Zhichun's shoulder.

"I'm not a thief. What nonsense are you talking about? The gate to the yard is open. I just walked in."

Aunt Wang endured the suspicious gazes, and when she heard someone reveal Mo Zhichun's identity, she panicked. Then she thought that even a lord should follow the rules. When she came in, only Pei Qiubai was there. The young man was not a mute at all, but clearly did not want to pay attention to her. As long as he did not talk nonsense, everything could be saved.

"You walked in by yourself, who would believe it? Why can't we get in?"

"Why can you go in but we can't? Is it because you are so shameless?"

The man clinging to the door took a step forward, felt obvious resistance, and immediately retreated. The hand behind him pushed forward again, and the whole person swayed back and forth like a tumbler.

"Which bitch pushed me? If you want to experiment, do it yourself. I'll give you room. I'm about to vomit."

The man who was pushed to the front covered his mouth, rushed out of the crowd and ran to the side to vomit.

Qi Le got up from the ground, his clothes instantly became extremely neat, he turned his back to the crowd and grinned at the old lady.

"Look, they can't get in. There must be something wrong with you."

"What nonsense are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with me. If she is really the lord, maybe it's you guys who are doing this to make me look bad on purpose."

The fat lady looked flustered, the corn in her hand was placed on the table, and she held the edge of her apron with both hands, as if she was angry and embarrassed after her true feelings were exposed.

"Ah."

A chuckle from the side made the aunt feel even worse. She moved her left hand to the edge of her trouser pocket and suppressed the anger in her heart.

"Auntie, you have to understand one thing. If you don't have some skills, you can't get in at all. My master handles a lot of things every day. Can he just take care of you?"

Qi Le restrained himself from rolling his eyes and remained polite in front of his master.

"You may not be the lords. We have never seen such unfamiliar faces. Who went to the meeting yesterday? Come and see if you are the lord."

People are easily affected by emotions. Although the lord is indeed busy protecting the planet and would not pay attention to ordinary people like them, Qi Le's words still make them uncomfortable. Emotionally, they are more willing to believe Aunt Wang, who has character issues.

"They're here a long time ago, Shunzi, take a look at the people in the yard. Are they the lord and his girlfriend?"

The boy named Shunzi was pushed to the door by a hand and looked at the people in the yard uncontrollably.

"It's the lord and her partner, Mr. Pei. I haven't seen that child."

"You're not lying, are you? Take another good look."

Most people have never met the lord. For things that can be solved with spiritual power, meeting them seems redundant. Not to mention these aunts who are trapped in the daily life of firewood, rice, oil and salt, they are still a little confused.

The person who had been protecting them all this time turned out to be a girl, and there was news recently that it was Major General Mo of the Empire. However, the Star Network clearly announced that Major General Mo was missing. Smart people remembered that the earliest inhabitants of this planet had no history and were all picked up by the lords, and their admiration for Major General Mo increased a little more.

"Of course I am. I have the best eyesight. I am sure I am not mistaken."

Shunzi met Pei Qiubai's cold fox eyes, eyes that were upturned but without a smile. It was clearly the same person from yesterday. He didn't want to recall the incident at all when he was trying to kill himself by looking at the lord but was caught by his partner.

"Hello Lord, thank you for protecting us."

"So this is our lord and his wife, what a perfect match."

When Pei Qiubai heard the praise from the outside world, especially the fact that he and Mo Zhichun were tied together, he narrowed his fox eyes comfortably and looked at Aunt Wang beside him.

"Qi Le, do it."

Aunt Wang put her hand into her trouser pocket, but before she could touch the button, she was controlled by Qi Le. The red button and two small square boxes in her trouser pocket fell out during the fight. Since men and women should not touch each other, Qi Le still showed mercy and waited until Aunt Wang had vented her anger before tying her up.

"This is terrible. The lord's child hit someone. Everyone is watching."

"Oh, then tell me what fell out of your pocket?"

Qi Le threw the black box in his hand to the door, and the people outside could see it clearly.

"Isn't this a scent mask for the Zerg?"

Mo Zhichun took another small square box in her hand and observed it. After Pei Qiubai had finished making a fuss, it was her turn as the tool to clean up the mess.

"Are you a Zerg?"

"How is that possible? I am a human being. I have been with you all for so many years. Don't you know my character?"

Aunt Wang lay on the ground, trying to get to the door, hoping that someone outside could rescue her.

"Don't look anymore. The person you want to find won't come back."

Mo Zhichun took out the spray from the bottom of the corn and sprayed half of the bottle on Aunt Wang's face. Aunt Wang fainted on the ground, her body gradually became thinner, a big bump appeared on her head, her scalp was torn, a bug crawled out of her brain, and only a piece of human skin was left on the ground.

"Oh my god, I was wondering why she got sick and her personality changed drastically, it turns out she was infested by a bug."

The crowd was in an uproar and began to disperse. Their neighbors could be Zerg, so what about the person next to them?